Kim Kardashian Is Officially Divorced!


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! I’m not surprised. Just after 72 DAYS of marriage, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from Kris Humphries. Kim cites “irreconcilable differences”. Supposedly he wants to say in Minnesota and Kim is not having it! Hello, earth to Kim, Kris is a basketball player and he wasn’t part of the Lakers so he probably wasn’t going to be in LA most of the time!

I think this was all staged, Kim’s lawyer is the famous Laura Wasser who has repped Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie and Ryan Reynolds to name a few.

Was this a fake marriage or a real marriage?

Lindsay Lohan Visits Hollywood Doctor For A Little Procedure


When this picture of Lindsay Lohan came out a couple of weeks ago, people where crying injustice! How could she treat her teeth so badly! It’s called Meth mouth! Well Lindsay and Co.( aka Dina Lohan) need some good PR so Lindsay decided to visit Dr. Bill Dorfman. He’s known for being the dentist to the stars, he has pictures of Anne Hathaway and Eva Longoria all over his website. You also probably recognize him from Extreme Makeover, the show that always makes my cold heart shed a tear. Well look what Dr. Billy did to Lindsay!


Lindsay is all smiles, she probably made him give her laughing gas. Read what she tweeted here, I’m convinced she was still high.

OMG, I’m going to be Lindsay with yellow teeth for Halloween!

Best Halloween Costume Goes To…


The douche, well actually he’s a douche bag. His idea not mine. This is pretty good though right?! Last night was a Bel Air kind of Halloween. Complete with the producer of 90210 high on cocaine. It’s not an LA party without someone high profile being a hot mess.

Who’s going to be a douche bag for Halloween? You know you want to!

Who Has A Muffin Top And Needs To Stop Eating Halloween Candy?


Someone needs to put down the pumpkin shaped Reese’s peanut butter cups asap! You’ll never guess who! Here are some clues: it’s a man, he’s known for having a dark side and he’s actually hot in the face!

Click here to find out!

It’s Eli Roth!

He’s an awesome director, but he needs to work out the body! I like the face, but the mid section is a bit out of shape. He was a lot thinner when all the Hostel movies were coming out, right?!

Sex and The City Star NAKED On Stage!


Oh M GEEEEEEEEE! Miranda’s husband from Sex and The City ,Steve, is NAKED on stage! Yes, all for the love of the theatre!


Just a little taste of what’s to come! See David Eigenberg in all his giggly glory, here! It’s a shower scene on stage, theatrical geniusness!

Madonna and Lola Want You!


If you’re 18-24, hot and one more little detail, a MODEL! If you fit all those requirements as many as you do, then you could be the next Material Girl.

WARNING: Madonna is trying to act again, so this video is a bit awkward to watch. Awkward in the way the Guy Richie film Madonna starred in, Swept Away. Also, Lourdes’ (AKA Lola) voice is CRAY(short for crazy) mature. It’s not what I expected. This video is a must see to start your Halloween weekend right!

Lindsay Lohan’s Career Is Over in 3, 2, 1….


You all heard yesterday how Lindsay Lohan is posing for Playboy. Well it looks like the Playboy offer has opened up a can of naughty worms.

Lindsay just got another million dollar offer from sex toy company Fleshlight! Clever name, do the toys put a light on your naked flesh? Pfft. Supposedly Lindsay hasn’t even seen the offer, but sources close to the actress say, “She would never accept such an offer for any amount of money.” Are you sure?

Hasn’t everyone already seen Lindsay’s naughty parts? Why would Playboy pay when she already got naked! If you haven’t seen the freckley goods, see the above NSFW picture here!