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Kourtney Kardashian Pregancy Was Calculated

November 30, 2011 by


Kourtney Kardashian just announced she’s pregnant, but I think it was all a plan in the Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashain fake wedding debacle. I think they all knew that Kim Kardashian was going to divorce Kris and they knew the media would be ripping her apart so Kourtney and Scott Disick planned baby number 2! I know, this is far fetched, and also to believe all this we would then have to believe The Kardashian’s are smart and that too is far fetched.

All this Kardashian news is so boring! I need some Nous Models to wash it down!

Let’s take a gander at Adam Hamilton….and his freaky abs.


What is going on with his abs!?


It’s as though his abs were sliced down the middle!


That’s better, those abs were crazy!

*Disclaimer: Adam Hamilton’s abs aren’t that freaky, I just want all the mother’s out there to feel good about their stomachs because we all know after having babies, your abs hardly ever come back.

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Victoria’s Secret Doesn’t Want You To Eat For A Week

November 29, 2011 by

After gorging through Thanksgving, the last thing I want to think about is my body. Tonight is the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on CBS and as much as I don’t want to watch it because I know I won’t be eating for a week after, I can’t resist, my DVR is set. This video is a little teaser for tonight and the Holiday Video from Victoria’s Secret. Watch Adriana Lima massacre the Christmas classic Jingle Bells in the sexiest way possible.

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Daniel Craig Is A Bulge Grabbing Kardashian Basher

November 29, 2011 by


Daniel Craig is going off on the Kardashian clan in a new interview for GQ Magazine.

The James Bond star calls the The Kardashians “f-ing idiots!” He didn’t stop there!

“I think there’s a lot to be said for keeping your own counsel. It’s not about being afraid to be public with your emotions or about who you are and what you stand for. But if you sell it off it’s gone. You can’t buy it back – you can’t buy your privacy back. Ooh I want to be alone. F*** you.”

Well said Daniel, now for the gratuitous crouch grab!


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Anne Hathaway’s Fiance Is Midwest Hot

November 29, 2011 by


Anne Hathaway’s new fiance Adam Shulman is very Midwestern! Yummy! I love them white and….white. He’s an all American boy! Here’s some fun facts about Adam, he studied theatre at Brown University, so he’s an actor, I don’t date actors so I’m kind of cringing for Anne but I do love me some totally regs white boys. Adam starred in the 2005 short lived show American Dreams , he’s also a jewelry designer and co-launched the line, James Banks. Yay, an actor that is also an entrepreneur!


They’re cute together! Anne says she didn’t want to fall in love but Adam “caught her off guard” and she fell in love like a “fool”! Too cute! I want love. Of course when you want it it doesn’t want you.


Supposedly Adam had something to do with designing the Kwiat(which is a type of diamond) wedding ring he gave Anne. I’ve dated a Midwestern guy before, best relationship ever. Maybe I need to revisit the Midwest in order to find love.

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Reason 1,489 I Don’t Date Drunks Anymore…

November 28, 2011 by

But I miss the laughs. Drunk guys say the darnest hings! It’s Cyber Monday and Nous Model Management hasn’t updated their blog so I give unto you drunk Europeans.

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Video Of Miley Cyrus Admitting She Smokes Weed Every Day!

November 27, 2011 by


Miley Cyrus is on her way to Celebrity Rehab, not for the weed smoking but because she says she smokes weed and THEN her friends tell everyone she doesn’t really smoke weed! Looks like the Miley camp is hiding some other real vices. Kelly Osbourne is appalled that people would actually think that Miley smokes weed, I mean just because she smoked salvia and slept with every co-star on Hannah Montana, allegedly. That last part is for reals, I know a couple of the stand-ins that worked on the Hannah Montana show and Miley opened her legs for just about every guest star.

I saw Kelly and Miley at the Roosevelt a couple of weeks ago, looks like they’re full on bbfs, but I just can’t imagine hanging with a 19 and really enjoying it. Kelly Osbourne is defending her bff on twitter and her cockney brawler side is coming out!

Now watch Miley tells us something we already knew.

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Kris Humphries Ex-Girlfriend Is Kim Kardashian’s Doppelganger

November 26, 2011 by


Here is Bianka(who spells Bianca like that?!) and Kris Humphries, in a candid photo during their 2 year relationship. I think she’s super cute! She kind of looks Hispanic!


This is kind of like looking at a picture of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.


Kim and Kris are like Bianka and Kris without the $3,000 suit and 2 pounds of makeup. Bianka is also missing the Kardashian cellulite butt.


I think Bianka is way cuter than Kim, she doesn’t look so trashy. Supposedly, when Bianka and Kris were together he would never watch The Kardashians with Bianka because he thought the show was “trashy”. Weird how it turned out that Kris married a Kardashian. This shows you that straight guys will go for the girl with money and D level fame. See, men are shallow too!

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