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Das It- Hispanic Hump Day End Of Year Double Feature And Maurica

December 31, 2011 by 1 Comment

I missed this past weeks Hispanic Hump Day….I mean I planned on skipping this past weeks Hispanic Hump Day because I knew I wanted to end 2011 with a Hispanic bang! I’m not holding back today so get ready for one of the hottest Hispanic Hump Days ever! Meet Bernardo Velasco.


Before I continue I would just like to preface this with, I think this may be the naughtiest Hispanic Hump Post to date, yay for New Years Eve!


Told ya so!


Here’s what you need to know about Bernardo Velasco:

He’s a model. He’s from Brazil. He’s hot.

The perfect man, but he’s not on my team!


I hate it when that happens! This candid photo is with his boyfriend Renato Ferreira, which leads us to our double feature! Meet Renato.

He’s a model. He’s from Brazil too. He’s maybe a little hotter than Bernardo?


Yeah he’s hotter, or maybe he’s just a really, REALLY good model and knows how to “work his body”.


I actually think his body is more working for him than him “working his body” because he’s just standing admiring himself, and I’m admiring him.


I told you I wasn’t holding back on this Hispanic Hump Day post and neither is Renato.

On this New Years Eve I hope you all find love, hopefully they look something like Renato or Bernardo, but if they don’t you can always have someone like Maurica.


Happy New Year!

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L.A. Rag Mag Investigates: Are January Jones and Chrissy Crocker the Same Person?

December 30, 2011 by Leave a Comment

Evidence A: January Jones (?)

Evidence B: Chrissy Crocker (?)

Hmmm…We all remember Chrissy (or January?) from her plea to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.

Let’s look at the facts!
FACT: ” January Jones” was in X-Men: First Class.
FACT: “Chrissy Crocker” has also probably been in some ex-men.

I couldn’t make this up if I wanted to, guys.

Hmm….

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Russell Brand And Katy Perry= 1 Year And Some Change

December 30, 2011 by Leave a Comment


Russell Brand and Katy Perry were married 1 year and 2 months to be exact, before Russell called it quits today in LA. The couple married last year in October and now they’ve given up on Christianity….you know Katy Perry’s family is SUPER religious and supposedly Russell had a problem with their “views” hence the divorce. I knew Katy was moving.com when we spotted her hanging with this, but then again who can blame her.

This happens all the time, when are celebrities going to learn?! Just because money isn’t an issue for you that doesn’t mean you need to buy a ring for someone you’ve dated for 4 months. Think of yourself as the broke person you once were and ask yourself, “If I didn’t have millions would I really see myself spending the rest of my life with this person?” I’m not marrying anyone until it’s legal for EVERYONE to get married!

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Gayheart > Gaga

December 29, 2011 by Leave a Comment

Lady Gaga was seen walking with reported boyfriend, The Vampire Diaries actor Taylor Kinney, who starred with her in the video for “You and I”. I can’t remember if it was Grace Jones or Madonna who dated the 4th male lead off a D-List vampire melodrama first, so someone please remind me! Thanks!

C’MON STEFFANY. This dude? Some lesser Eric Dane clone? At least shoot for Eric Dane, that guy at least bangs chicks in front of his wife, Rebecca Gayheart, when she’s not busy terrorizing the pedestrians of Los Angeles or he’s not in a rehab! Gayheart’s Doing It Better, Gaga!

Everyone wants to see you date a fucking weirdo. Or like a mailbox. Or a blind lumberjack. Or the actual night, so you can marry it, like you’ve threatened to. I think New Year’s is the perfect time to get set up with someone people think you’re right. Who do you think Gaga should date next?

My suggestion? Lead male vocalist off the German Darkwave band Blutengel, Chris Pohl!

Blutengel, Chris Pohl, Dark wave

There’s so many things right with this picture I won’t even list them.

Here’s Gaga’s should-be soulmate in action. Kinda NSFW because of some naked-ish blood writhing.

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Whoa, Who Forgot To Pick Up A Neutrogena Spray Can?

December 29, 2011 by Leave a Comment


Guess who’s the lucky lady to this wrinkly, sun-less va-jay-jay. Here are some clues:

-She’s not American(duh).

-She’s a model(double duh).

-She obviously lasered off her nether region.

Click here to find out who needs to get rid of this 80′s suit for a less crotch-hugging one.

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Elle Macpherson!

December 29, 2011 by Leave a Comment


The more I look at this photo the more it makes me wince in pain. Ouch Elle, ouch!

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Steven Tyler Is Engaged To His Younger Sister And Other Rag-Tastic Links

December 28, 2011 by Leave a Comment


Okay, it’s not his sister, but they both look like they use the same stylist!


Here are 4 reasons to watch Spartacus. Count them closely!


OMG! Richard Nixon was gay….allegedly!


If this picture of Sylvester Stallone doesn’t make you want to do steroids, then you don’t suffer from body dysmorphic disorder.

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Hot Future Baby Alert: Alessandra Ambrosio Is Having Another Baby!

December 28, 2011 by Leave a Comment


Yes, when models procreate that usually means there will be hot children made! Alessandra Ambrosio and fiance Jamie Mazur have been a couple since 2005 and they already have a little girl, Anja Louise, 3, but people has confirmed that Alessandra, 30, is pregnant with her 2nd baby.


Jamie Mazur isn’t that hot, but I’m hoping that Alessandra’s hotness dominates. It seems as though it dominated before, Anja looks like she’s a model in training, look at that smile!

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