A Retrospective of Nous Model Jake Andrews

I introduced Jake Andrews a couple of months back. He was bright eyed and bushy tailed. It looks like Jake has grown up a bit in the last few months, he probably celebrated his birthday, so he LITERALLY grew up or he did some coke, per his agencies orders in order to be “runway” ready. Either way, he looks hot!


So brooding!


Hot! I just wish his legs saw the sun, or at least a Neutrogena can of self tanner.

Brooke Mueller, Charlie Sheen’s Ex, Is A Drug Peddler


Say what?! Charlie Sheen’s ex, Brooke Mueller, is a drug pusher? You don’t say! Brooke has had a past with drugs and I don’t think Charlie Sheen had anything to do with this. Birds of a feather flock together! Remember when she was on Paris Hilton’s reality show, The World According To Paris, she was a train wreck on that show!


Brooke was in Aspen, that’s where she’s from, and police got a call from a woman saying an assault had taken place. Police show up and the woman said Brooke was the “aggressor”. She was hanging out at Escobar nightclub, no joke! Brooke Mueller was arrested and charged with assault in the third degree (class one misdemeanor) and possession of cocaine with intent to distribute (class four felony). She posted bail at $11,000. If found guilty she could face 6 years in prison!

Speaking of 5-0′s and such, I met a super hot ex-Marine and current deputy sheriff at a very Venice party(AKA hipster central party),it was an ugly Christmas sweater party! He was obviously off duty, so he was getting druck, but he doesn’t mess with drugs! He was telling me the craziest stories and he was so chivalrest! He kind of looked a little like this, but I don’t think I can date a cop. A little too straight edge. Plus, I don’t want to be views as a civilian! I hate military jargon!

Casper Smart, JLo’s New Beau, Already Has Fans Because He’s Banging JLo


We all know Casper Smart is JLo’s new boy toy/dancer. He is tapping that ass. It’s Friday, forgive my language, but just because he’s “tapping that ass” people are licking his ass!


Casper Tweeted:

“I don’t understand how people can speak on other people or things they know nothing of??!!! #CRAZY Off to Morocco!!!!”
Are you really asking Casper and do you care? You’re off to Morocco and all the press you’re getting is ensuring your next big trip with JLo, so hush!

Then his pans backed him up and he retweeted all the stupidity:

“@Caspersmart dont listen to the haters i think ur awesome :) And a good dancer :-)
I think @Caspersmart an @JLo make a really good couple but you know everyones gonna hate cuz when your happy or successful ppl have to hate
Its funny how the people who know the least about @caspersmart & @jlo have the most to say . #smdh
@Caspersmart Well Mr.Sexy guy say BLURRPP to the haters :) probably i will support you and @JLo until the end my dear :) ♥”

Americans will support anything that has fame attached to it. Hey, I’m all for it, I’m American!

Elisabetta Canalis and Mechad Brooks Are Drama Queens


Elisabetta Canalis’ relationship with Mehcad Brooks seems to be dunzo! The twosome have only been dating for about 2 1/2 months!

This is how it went down:

The relationship between Italian model Elisabetta Canalis and True Blood star Mehcad Brooks appears to have skidded to an abrupt halt following a spat in the lobby of her West Hollywood apartment building Thursday night, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

“Elisabetta and Mehcad were in the lobby obviously fighting with each other,” an eyewitness tells RadarOnline.com. “At first they were trying not to call attention to themselves. But after a few minutes they couldn’t contain themselves anymore and their voices started to escalate.”

The eyewitness continued, “They both became so angry, it was like they were oblivious to the fact that they were out in public: At one point, Elisabetta shoved Mehcad really hard, and he shouted right back at her to stop acting crazy. Finally Elisabetta screamed, ‘Just go! Get out of here!’ and stormed up to her apartment. Moments later, she returned to the lobby carrying an armful of things, which included a Balenciaga hand bag.”

The 33-year-old stunner, according to eyewitness, then dropped the bag on the desk of the building manager with a message for Mehcad, 31.

“She told him, ‘Tell that a**hole to take his s**t and never contact me again’ — then, she turned on her heel and stormed off!

“To say she was angry would be an understatement! I was really surprised by the whole thing, because I saw her wearing what looked like a wedding ring just last week,” the source added. “I thought they were madly in love!”

DRAMA!!!!!! I have a girlfriend that hooked up with Mehcad about 2 years ago, right when his star was starting to rise and she could literally be Elisabetta’s doppleganger! He def has a type. So what Italian hottie is next and why did Mehcad have a purse with him?!

Pamela Anderson Still Has It at 44


Pamela Anderson still has it, and by “IT” I mean the audacity to go out and party like a rockstar! She’s a little old to be swaying her hair back a forth and gyrating like a 20 something year old, but I can’t deny the fact that girl looks like fun! I want to be a hater and say she’s too old to party, but she’s having so much fun I’m slightly envious!


Pamela looks a little sloppy, but she is at a Playboy party and for her to have all her clothes on at a Playboy party she’s actually keeping it together!


She probably has so much vigor because she a staunch Vegan! Most Vegans aren’t as in great of shape as Pamela, but then again most Vegans don’t have millions so they end up eating mostly carbs and highly processed food like seitan, a wheat protein. Don’t get me started on Vegans!

Demi Moore Moved On


Demi Moore has supposedly moved on to this, Scott-Vincent Borba.

Whoa there face! What is going on with him? He’s a beauty mogul, but maybe he went a little crazy with all his products. Obviously he’s his own guinea pig!

Radar reports that the beauty mogul to the stars and Demi have been dating for a month:

“Demi and Scott-Vincent started dating last week”
, a source, who claims to be close to the couple told the website. “They have known each other for a long time and he’s really been there for her by her side through the whole Ashton thing … he’s head over heel for Demi and there’s definitely potential for a lasting relationship between them.”

He is a definite down grade from Ashton Kutcher, okkkaayyyyy!

Just sayin!

Hispanic Hump Day-Late Night Edition

I’ve been whirling over today’s Hispanic Hump Day star, Gabriel Soto. He fits all the very specific criteria to be a featured Hispanic, but his hair is beyond! Beyond BAD!


This is just a photo to warm you up. Just to clarify he comes from the pageant world and was crowned, El Modelo Mexico. Blondes are idolized in the pageant world so the hair is now clarified.


It’s crazy right?

He’s so gorgeous, especially in the body, why does he do that to his hair? He needs to revert back to his younger days.

I’m not an ageist, I’m only referring to his hair. I swear.

His website made my night, they personalize it by welcoming you by your name. Of course I gave a fake name. It was too much fun not to, but now I’m wishing I would have said my name was something really inappropriate. Jessica it is. You’re confused, just click here, and he’s blonder. Just a warning.