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Ray J Is On The Bad Stuff

May 22, 2012 by Leave a Comment


By “bad stuff” I mean crack cocaine. Yes, Ray J is unfortunately back in the news today after being taken to the hospital yesterday for “exhaustion and dehydration”. Those two words are code for crack and cocaine. Supposedly Ray J was a mess-icles because he flew in from China on Sunday night and then drove to Vegas for the Billboards Music Awards. Um, hold on, why wouldn’t he just fly into Vegas? Is there no direct flight from China to Vegas? Last time I was in Vegas there were so many bedazzled Asian ladies I could have sworn they had a flight coming in every hour from China. It sounds like Ray J needed a fix and what better way to get high than on a four hour car ride.

He’s yet to be released from the hospital. I’m betting he’s in rehab by next week.

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Ray J Is A Richard

May 21, 2012 by Leave a Comment


Yes, I meant to say Ray J is a dick. At last night’s Billboard Music Awards there was a little drama with Whitney’s family and Ray J. Minutes before the Whitney tribute, Pat Houston wasn’t happy that Ray J was seated next to her and Bobbi Kristina. She got cray and asked for security to escort Ray J right before the tribute, but unfortunately security thought it would get “physical” and it would then be caught on tape so they decided to not have Ray J removed.

All I gotta say to Pat is, “It’s Not Right, But Its Okay.”

Ray J had this to say to Pat, “Pat ruined what was a great opportunity to honor the woman who I loved.”

He’s such a Richard.

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Kate Middleton Is A Lush

May 18, 2012 by Leave a Comment


Oooohhh girl, look at those rosy cheeks! I like Kate Middleton. She keeps it real at the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee. She said, “Give me some pinot grigio stat.” I would choose the pinot grig too Kate. The sugar in the wine goes straight to your head and you get super tipsy, super fast. Kate and I are so similar, we’re both light weights, we both like white wine and we wear dresses that are $1750. Wait, my dress to actually around $17.50, just a few decimals over, but we’re sooooo similar!


We both know how to WERK a photo. We’re such twinsies! Now, I just need to find my Prince. Not just prince charming, but a legit Prince. Maybe an American prince is more like an American Idol winner.?

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Good Bye Donna

May 17, 2012 by 1 Comment


Yesterday we said good bye to J Lo’s butt and today we had to say good bye to a legend, Donna Summer.

Donna passed away late last night in Florida at the age of 63. She had been battling lung cancer, but didn’t want the public to know. She was a sexy one and for that I want you all to groove to this one in memory of her sexiness.

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J Lo’s Butt Is Going Bye-Bye And Other Rag-tastic Links

May 16, 2012 by Leave a Comment

I have 5 hours of getting ready for my date ahead of me to “look natural”, so I’m letting my friends entertain you.

More like Jennifer Lopez’s butt is entertaining you…and friends.

Jennifer Lopez and her butt are leaving Idol. Duh, it’s because her and Marc Anthony created they’re own Idol for the Hispanics called Q Viva.-E!online

Dr. Oz has been hiding a secret from all of us.-OMGblog

Mila Jovovich should have played Marilyn not Michelle Williams, and here’s why.OHLALAMag

This video of Jennifer Lawrence in a swimsuit makes me wish I was a 3 on the Kinsey scale.-CelebJihad

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Hispanic Hump Day- Bringing Spainards Back

May 16, 2012 by 1 Comment

Yes, it’s baaaccckkkk! Hispanic Hump Day is in full effect today. Maybe it’s because I’m back….to dating models. I have a hot date tonight with a Nous Model and in order to get myself in the mood I present to you Silvester Ruck.

Silvester is from Spain and other than film and kite boarding he’s passionate about technology and start ups. That’s what it says on his website, I swear. Ummm, star ups??!!!

So he’s trying to say he’s smart-ish. Everyone knows most start ups don’t succeed so to be passionate about businesses that usually fail is a bit strange, but then again he’s a model and he looks like this.

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Who Is Katherine Jenkins From Dancing With The “Stars”?

May 15, 2012 by 1 Comment


Someone? Anyone know? Seriously, who the hell is Katherine Jenkins? Her wikipedia says she’s a singer, she sang for the UK troops, not the American troops at least and she’s on Dancing With The STARS?!

Okay, so some of you are probably saying who’s William Levy? Well, if you are a frequent LA Ragmagger, you know William, like knnnoowwwww him. Heller, he’s hot, that’s all you need to know, but Katherine on the other hand is a bit of a mess-icales.

Surprise. Brits usually are. Case and point below. Go to the 1:25 mark for the crazy to fall apart. Or just watch the entire thing, it’ll make you feel really good about your personal dancing skills.

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Britney Spears Is The New Suzanne Somers Of X Factor

May 14, 2012 by Leave a Comment


It was announced today that Demi Lovato and Britney Spears are the new X Factor judges. Yay. I honestly think they need to change the name from X Factor to X Addict Factor. Demi and Britney are going to share so many rehab stories, I see besties in the making.

When I saw the above pic of Britney and the XXX gang I said, “What is Suzanne Somers doing there?”


Maybe close up not so much.
But look at Suzanne and then look at the first picture.

Um, am I right or am I right?

Right.

Wait, maybe it’s just Suzanne Somers’ before and after.

That’s it!

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