We’re off to the beach for the fourth of July to hold Roman Candlesticks too close to our faces and make bombs out of Piccolo Petes. Hopefully we can blow off a limb and then get some press by going on Ellen, Martha, and Oprah and cry about our tragedy.
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ON THE PHONE – With The Real Trash Of New Jersey
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CASPER ON THE BEACH – Grab The 70 Sunblock Here Comes Julie!
PEREZ HILTON REJECTED ONCE AGAIN – Matthew Shepard Foundation Doesn’t Want His Dirty Hate Money
CRABS ON THE BEACH - Behind The Scenes With Lady GaGa In V Magazine
CAROLLA RADIO – Adam & Andy Together Again..Andy Still On House Arrest
QUIZ – Which Celebrity Booty Gets Flatter With Each Failed Audition? SITE NSFW
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