Jack is either:
A) Frozen with pain because his back just went out.
B) Feeling his Fiber One working through at the worst time possible!
C) Dancing the twist at 72 and going how low he can go.
Answer: All of the above. I don’t want to alarm anyone but Jack’s going to need a new hip for Christmas if he keeps Twisting like when he was 50. I went on vacation once to Disneyland with my Grandparents and I remember seeing many a benches. I haven’t seen Jack’s hedonist ass sit down for one second and I think he may be snorting Viagra or his grandkids’ Ritalin medication in the room because look at him GO!
Another bonus about going with Jack is you can look RAIL thin next to him in a bathing suit! So make sure you stand by Uncle Jack in the pictures!
