July 17th, 2009
Cris will now make the his six pack disappear, POOF!
We think Cris Angel’s magic is as sissy as his lisp, but we always watched his terrible show to see his body peeking out of his ripped up shirts. Sure he’s Dungeons & Dragons gross, but Cris has had an amazing six pack that he probably got lifting weights in his parents basement while all the other kids went to football games and had girlfriends.
Now he has nothing! No Holly Madison, his Vegas show is tanking, and so he’s turning to his worst enemy, FOOD!
He was seen looking completely REGS with a backwards cap relaxing in Mexico with some Weekend Wench. Guess he got comfy after that multi million contract with the Luxor.
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