L: Who’s that?
A: Adam Lambert’s boyfriend and gay-mous overnight celebrity, Drake LaBry! He’s waiting for the train, not talking about doing it with Adam, but I wanted to hear his gay accent, to see how heavy it is. You know.
L: He got the the bitchy gay accent, not the lisp accent.
A: They’re lost in Milan on a trip across Europe (sans Adam) and he has a whole channel you can watch.
“We’re stuck on the train for three hours, with stinky people who were hot and bitchy and we couldn’t understand what they were saying.”
