Middle America Braces Themselves For A Lesbionic Invasion

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When we say Middle America, we mean you MAGGIE in St. Louis.

Ellen replaces Paula as the comedic relief on American Idol, and it’s the riddle of the day. Is this a sign of the end of AI or a shinning new beginning? They have bought the gays back with Ellen, I’ve totally forgotten Paula was even on the show, but what about the rest of American? How are they dealing with the news? According to Twitter’s twats….

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So actually Ellen gets millions more and turns out to be the gay activist of the year.

“They didn’t even ask me to be a guest judge,” DeGeneres said of the unexpected job offer. “It just went straight to ‘Would you like to be…”

“I hope Paula is OK with it,” said DeGeneres, who in addition to not talking to Abdul about her new gig has also so far refrained from speaking to Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson or Kara DioGuardi. “I don’t want anybody to think that I took Paula’s job away.”

Photo: Popbytes

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