Ladies/Gay Men listen up because your two best gays are going to give you a little GUY 101. If A Rod (your boyfriend) is kissing Kate Hudson (you) with open eyes he’s losing interest. Kate looks like a bride on her wedding day sans a big poofy dress and A Rod looks like he’s trying to find the words to say “I wonder if that fan over there would give me a BJ?”.
Sure his bating average is up 25 points but those could be the roids he’s “not” taking.
More GUY 101: All women must hide their crazy (Kate’s really good at this one) for the first six months, and also assert their independence by not looking overly eager for a boyfriend.
Poor Kate doesn’t understand that she’s the bouncy rebound for Madonna, who’s a rebound for A Rod’s broken marriage.
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