July 16th, 2009
L: Brad is always texting me when he is peeing. It’s so awkward. He must associate me with unzipping his pants. Wired magazine chats up cell phone etiquette with DILF of the year Brad Pitt as their muse.
Brad on Ashton Kutcher posting a photo of wife Demi Moore’s butt on Twitter: Don’t take a picture of your wife’s butt. That’s silly. Take pictures of other people’s wives’ butts.
Brad on using the phone while on the toilet: No, you can’t talk on the phone! Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation?
I would totally be looking at his texts.
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