Wanna know a star’s true worth in Hollywood? Hit the front row of any fashion show because each white chair is filled by a famous bag of money. Paid for in full by your host of ceremonies.

Desperate to be on every fashion blog, Miss Sixty and Rock & Republic, pay celebs like we’d pay a shirtless waiter at our gay Christmas party. Shut up, look hot, and just feed the people my product. That’s exactly what they do on a much larger and shameless scale. So Fashionista.com put together the highest priced celebrity ass to ever sit in the front row.

Are you as shocked as we are that our Pear Pear Hilton has hit the UNINVITED list with the likes of the Jersey Shore? Personally,, I think Kristen Bell is the best value for an unpaid star, but airfare, makeup and clothing are taken care of. We should book Ms. Bell for next Christmas, and skip the shirtless waiter next year. Kristen has better pecs.

A List: Fashionista knows…

B-List
Blake Lively ($50,000)
Leighton Meester ($40,000)
Hillary Duff ($40,000)
Other Gossip Girl cast members ($25,000 a piece)
Jared Leto ($25,000)
Cliven Owen ($10,000)
Kristen Bell (unpaid, but airfare, makeup and clothing are taken care of)

C-List
Kim Kardashian ($35,000-$50,000)
Amanda Bynes ($25,000-$30,000)
Eliza Dushku (unpaid, but airfare, makeup and clothing are taken care of)

D-List
Paris Hilton (free or UNINVITED)
Jersey Shore cast (UNINVITED)
America’s Next Top Model Winners (free)

Fashion bloggers like Bryanboy may get to sit front row with their aging idols, but still make ZERO dollars. Maybe that’s why Fashionista leaked the totals.

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