A: Sasha Baron Cohen’s taking some new jabs at his one time friend Madonna in the latest issue of Marie Claire UK. It’s hysterical, because you know she’ll hear about it in the UK, but also a sign that their friendship is O-VAH! Remember when they were friends playing gangsta at the turn on the century in her iconic song “Music”? Now he hangs out with Courtney Cox, Leo, and the Getty’s in Malibu, so I guess he doesn’t need Madonna as a friend.
Now she’s just the butt of Bruno’s fashion alphabet jokes.
L is for “Little black child… thanks to Madonna… it’s zis season’s vardrobe essential.”H is for “High-vaisted Jeans. In terms of human tragedy on a mass scale, vy are zese not getting the attention zat Hurricane Katrina did?”
K is for “Kampf, mein… ze fashion bible written by Austria’s black sheep Adolf Hitler. It literally translates as ‘My Flamboyance’.”
S is for “September 11th 2001. Famous, of course, for being ze day on vich Oscar de la Renta reintroduced ze chambray peasant blouse.”
Hysterical, but I don’t think Madonna’s going to like any black baby jokes in Bruno.
You don’t want to piss off the queen, that is unless you’re getting to be as big as Sasha.
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LiLo says:
Fawk Madonna’s old nasty looking azz… What in the world is that pretty boy Jesus doing with the hag? Gross and repulsive