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50 Cent Knows Talking About Money Makes You Smart

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A: Who needs Suze Orman when you have 50’s Financial two cents every day in the media for free?

“The United States is the place to do business, so if it’s bad here, where do you go?”

L: I know what’s not a good investment…30 pound diamond necklace that say your name.
A: Someone said this to him and now he’s telling us because he’s a wise financial planner. 50 just looooves to repeat what his money managers tell him to the press.

“We may lose our middle class. If you have $20,000 in stocks invested in different areas, a home that you actually want to live in and a car, that’s middle class. So those people who had stocks in GM like I had [are in trouble].

“My [broker] from [finance firm] Goldman Sachs just got laid off. [If] the guy you got assisting you… is having issues, then you really got to look into it.”

A: Cuz if the guy managing your money isn’t making money…then…doesn’t that mean…I’m not making any money?
L: I would be scared to be 50’s stock broker you could get shot. He didn’t get laid off he probably quit. You know…because he’s a gangster and he shoots people.



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And Now, Wise Words With Fiddy Cent

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Stop sleeping around with 50!

I’ve been in hotel rooms, and girls were already there in the closet - naked. … Hell, no! Are you kidding me? That’s like Amsterdam. Amsterdam is fun for some people, but I don’t want no [bleep] that costs $50. There’s too many people that got $50.

If a girl hid in our closet naked, we’d sit her down on our bed and ask her what damaging event brought her to this point in her life.



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Madonna And 50 Cent? Could It Be?

Madonna visited the multi gun shot survivor, 50 Cent, on the set of his latest video. Word is there was a lot of “hush hush” conversation going on. Will he help the super honky and recently turned British pop star learn to rap.

Does this mean no more, “drinking a soy latte”?



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Justin Timberlake & 50 Cent Record An Ode To Porn


Justin’s bad boy side is coming out even more now that he is teaming up with 50 cent to record a song about what else….PORN. Now we as gay men think that if you and your buddies get together to watch porn that is SOOOOOOOO GAY, so singing about watching porn is not that far off.

The tune was initially dubbed “Ayo Pornography,” but nervous record executives urged the pair to retitle the song to “Ayo Technology”, which is all about falling in love with the star of a porn film.

You know we’ll be the first ones to download it just to hear Justin sing “I’m tired of using technology, why don’t you sit down on top of me.”



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50 Cent With A Dildo

We told 50 not to bring any toys when he stopped by the station, but he never listens to us, and we just can’t say no to that face.

Stop Drooling Dave.



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50 Cent DID NOT make 400 Million


Don’t believe what you read about 50 cent making millions.

MediaTakeOut.com spoke with an investment banker familiar with the proposed Energy Brands acquisition. And according to the banker, 50’s equity interest in the beverage company is far less than 10%. The banker explains, “50 Cent has a licensing agreement with Energy Brands which pays him a set fee and gives him a percentage of the sales from Formula 50 [The flavor specifically designed by 50]. He does not own a significant interest in the company … The 10% number you hear is pure fiction.”



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