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last week. Everyday is a new day for us so I can’t tell. But we’re on with WordPress creator Matt Mullenweg who made the program that runs this very site…. we’re way funnier but he’s way smarter.
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We’re still at the top of the iTunes charts six days later. Good times!
Don’t call it a comeback, it’s a RETURN….to the Adam Carolla Show. Now that Adam’s brought the old radio gang back together, we’re back as the entertainment correspondents to expose the underbelly of Hollywood.
DISCLAIMER: We were on a week ago so these stories might be old to people plugged into the net all day.
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While Alex was off working in NY with Adam, Lynn partied with Lance Bass (well, he was there) at THE hotspot right now in LA, Boudoir. This place is sooo hip it’s not even open yet…to the public. Lance ordered magnums but the night came to a screeching halt when Lynn was booted from his table for a much bigger star. Well it’s Kevin Connolly from Entourage, so he’s a big star but a little man.
Here are some of the topics and links we talked about on the show for all of those who listened. If you didn’t, you’re missing out on all thissssss….
Everyone’s finally listening to Adam because he’s the only one around Hollywood who’s able to crack the enigma that is Jennifer Aniston’s love life. Everyone wonders, she’s so sweet what’s wrong? Why does she always repel men?
“I don’t think she repels men,” Carolla said Thursday during an appearance on Bill Simmons’ ESPN Radio show, The BS Report. “I think she probably has a lot of testosterone and probably thinks like a man…There are certain women out there, they say you can tell from the jaw line…they did some study that women who have sharp jaw lines…it’s a masculine feature.”
“The point is,” the comic says, “maybe she has a little too much testosterone and maybe she is a female version of one of these guys who bangs his way through Hollywood. Like a female Gerard Butler.”
Actually she just hooked up with Gerard Butler soooooo that’s like masturbating right?
Jimmy: Can’t two guys have a gay experience in peace?
Straight men like Sex and The City.
It’s true!
The proof is in the paparrazzi video last night of Adam Carolla & Jimmy Kimmel sneaking from the Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood’s early showing of Sex & The City 2. No I’m not joking, the manliest men in Tinseltown were caught Jazz Handed by X 17 last night as they left the theater.
Yesterday, was Adam’s 46th b-day yesterday, so what do you get the man who isn’t impressed with anything? Jimmy wanted all Adam’s friends, and his friend’s wives, to sit through the two and half hour running time to show Adam how much they all loved him. So sweet. Then X17 had to be outside to document their shame and Jimmy loves it.
My favorite home of Adam Carolla’s, (he has more) the brick English style Tudor, nestled among the Hollywood HIlls is up for sale. Sadly, I don’t have the 1.5 mil to buy it. I asked Adam if he’d give me a good price… saaaayyy a third of what he’s asking but he just furrowed his thick brow and walked away.
That’s a big f’ing NO in Adam speak.
It’s a gorgeous 4 bedroom, three bath, classic Hollywood home at 2846 Westshire Drive in Hollywood. One of the original Hollywood homes, built in 1924, Adam has restored all 2,281-square-feet with his own man hands. It was my dream to own it one day so these new tenants better take care of it cuz I’m coming after you…in like three years.
OK I’m dying that five minutes into the show Donny, the EP, bursts into the studio and asks Chech & Chong to sign his bong.
Adam: I’m not a big pot smoker. I like pot. Thing is I don’t care. I’m part of the group that says if you want to smoke pot smoke pot. If you don’t …DON’T! We shouldn’t even be talking about it. All of a sudden I get recruited to go to all these meetings.
Donny: You know, Since we have Cheech and Chong here, I was wondering if you could sign my bong.
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I have no idea what this interview is about, but then again, neither does Adam. Just go with it. The self deprecating host, Pizzi, is quick and reminds me of Jonah Hill when he was really fat…. not Hollywood fat.
SEE Adam Live at the Irvine Improv tonight thru Sunday.
Did you guys see Adam’s spread in the April issue of Fast Company Magazine? Adam’s in his glass office sharing the spotlight with his 1969 Lamborghini, boasting about how he has the NY Times and their Bestseller system all figured out.
“All I have to do is get 150,000 to 200,000 daily downloads of the podcast, and tell everyone, ‘Hey, man, in three weeks my book’s coming out; go to Amazon and preorder it.’ If I presell 10,000, it’ll be on The New York Times best-seller list.”- Adam In Fast Company April 2010
Bet all those comedians turned authors, wish they had a podcast now, huh? Yeah! That’s Right.
Adam’s book will hit shelves this fall and include rants ranging from racisim, politics, and even touching on technology that needs improvement.
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