You know those happy gushy pregnancy memoirs where the women has the glow of childbirth beaming through her? ‘Exploiting My Baby’ by Teresa Strasser is not one of those memoirs.

To prove it, Strasser stopped by THE TALK to discuss losing 60 pounds, & watching bad porn with the hubby to get in the mood. All while staying in the FCC guidelines!

Holy host Holly Robinson Peete gets totes freaked out over all the porn talk, but Sharon jumps right in there. True to form, Julie Chen sits to the right…. like a porcelain doll.

Julie: At 28 was fertility an issue?

Teresa: I worked in news, and I had done a story on a scientific study about adult movies. That said watching adult movies made men more virile. Something about watching another guy…. and it made their sperm..

Sharon: ANOTHER GUY!?

Teresa: Yes!

Sharon: I’m confused. I’m very confused.

Teresa: I’m trying to be careful here. I’m never going to be asked back on the show! Something about watching adult movies, watching another man, makes something competitive happen in your body.

Sharon: It makes the sperm stronger so it gets RIGHT THERE!

‘Exploiting My Baby’ is an achingly honest memoir about the motherhood Teresa begins experiencing at age thirty-eight. With a biting sense of humor and heart, she portrays the tribulations that come with each trimester, from nausea, weight gain, and bladder infections to dealing with those other kinds of pregnant women. I have never been pregnant so I never thought I’d finish a pregnancy book from cover to cover. Now I know what that dark line is women get down their BELLY!

Backstage at Leno last week, our friend Adam Carolla shocked their roving reporter with a little T.M.I. The reporter’s job is to ask Adam a mundane question, and it’s Adam’s calling in life to throw him off by talking about whacking it on the road. Ah, sigh, the Porn=ternet just isn’t the same without Flash sites. Props to the Leno Show for publishing this clip on the web. You’re so EDGY!

Hear Adam everyday on The Adam Carolla Show or pick up his NY Times Bestseller ‘In Fifty Years we’ll All Be Chicks.’

Adam Carolla’s hilarious book of rants, ‘In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks’, hits stores this week. He stopped by to chat up Hoda & Kathie and tell them all about his rants about everything from airports, gay marriage, taxes, and the general pussification of men in America.

The most uncomfortable and shocking part came when Carolla switched gears to touch on how sucky ‘The View’ is… you know it sucks since Rosie left. My jaw was on the ground! I’m telling you. WATCH!

“Let’s bash The View. … The show sucks. It’s a horrible show. It gets nominated for an Emmy every year?”

Kathie Lee asked why he thinks it’s so horrible.

“It’s poorly-produced . They don’t know what they’re doing. It’s a Chinese fire drill.”

Said Kathie Lee: “It’s awfully successful.” .

“But so is NASCAR.” replied Carolla. “People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.”

Whoooooaaaazers! You can read the excerpt from the book HERE. I don’t think he’s hating on women, if anything he’s hating on all the men who forgot they’re men and have balls in between their legs. Adam’s humor is cutting and shocking sometimes because he says what we’re all thinking and that scares people. You’ll never see America, bathrooms, or airports the same way again.

CONTEST TIME!

We’re giving away 2 signed copies of Adam’s new book to celebrate the release.

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Carolla’s brutally honest book of rants, In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks, will make you gasp in horror while nodding in agreement. IFYWABC doesn’t hit stands until Tuesday, Nov. 2nd, but Crown Publishing has released his top bathroom Do’s and Don’ts for all the public pooping illiterates out there. I heard that they put these in all the Crown bathrooms in New York as a warning to those staffers still talking on their damn phone and using the community toilet as there 9AM dump site!!

PRINT IT UP AND PLACE IN YOUR BATHROOM

Adam’s Funny Or Die cartoon by Michael Narren also aired today online and it’s rated “FUNNY”. Hear the list of books he didn’t write, a whole treasure trove of ideas that have been shelved for book two.

Adam’s daughter, Natalia, is the most progressive 4 year old we know. Now we want to go steal her and take her home with us.

Hey Rag maggers! Did we ever tell you that we were on The Adam Carolla Show last week. Everyday is a new day for us so I can’t tell. But we’re on with WordPress creator Matt Mullenweg who made the program that runs this very site…. we’re way funnier but he’s way smarter. Check it out!

We’re still at the top of the iTunes charts six days later. Good times!