A: How am I even suppose to blog about this topic? Today on Adam Carolla’s podcast the gang managed to make Bryan’sinoperable brain tumor on his brain stem funny and entertaining on the show, but we just can’t do it. Bryan’s doctors gave him six months to a year and that’s just not funny.
Bryan wanting to call name his inoperable tumor, Jack Silver, is funny.
When Adam said he had broke down in tears on the set of his pilot with his co-star, I had to turn it off and go have breakfast. I hate being reminded of mortality.
I was taught that lesson three years ago, and had forgotten because the stinging had subsided. Today I was reminded that it could all be over tomorrow, thanks to Bryan. So I ended up filling my sadness with a waffle the size of my head and returning with a full belly, ready to face death, because now I was too fat to move.
Now Bryan and his girlfriend are going to start blogging about their struggles, so we’ll keep an eye out for those, but Bryan’s doing ok and working his way through this psychologically.
A: I was paying for over priced groceries at the Gelson’s when I saw Ace standing proud on the front page of the Sunday newspaper. Kevin Nealon was recently on our favorite podcast so I knew what that was but I had no idea what this newspaper thing was. Digging four quarters(pay for news?) out of my pocket to feed the foreign box machine produced the last and only copy.
Turns out a “newspaper” is mostly just “paper”, but the article written by Derrik J Lang, calls Carolla the podcast King.
“If we were a TV show, I’m sure we’d be pulled off the air”
The entire article is written inside Adam’s office, where we sat weeks ago, except they call the Associated Press when Jimmy Kimmel comes in.
A: Did you guys read all the comments on our Adam Carolla Show yesterday? I was surprised to see when I woke up that that haters had gone to bed last night too and we woke up to great comments on our show. Today’s it’s all about the cutest multi millionaire nerd out there, Seth MacFarlane. He talks about his rise to fame including an early career at Hanna Barbera that he got with this early cartoon.
Adam never asks him about his on again off again, currently on again, relationship with Canadian actress/singer, Kate Todd, but they do get to Family Guy and their memories.
A: Hey Rag Magers, good news! We got the call from Adam Carolla to join him at his house Monday night to record his podcast! I doubt Adam’s going to yell “Get It On!” when we do the show, but it will be interesting to talk with a straight man one on one for an hour. We’ve been asked to actually just tell stories and rift with Adam, which is world’s away from our hurried 10 minute appearances on 97.1 crammed full of gossip and gay whistles. That’s tuesday on Carolla Radio.
Today, Joel McHale stops into Adam’s studio/home office to tell us about his new NBC pilot about a guy who goes back to community college and the BFF’s also joke about knuckles and pools.
A: We asked Pear Pear what she thought of our favorite ex radio man Adam Carolla and if she knew who the Ace Man was…
Thank you for pretending Pear Pear. We could barely tell that you had no idea, you probably just asked your make up artist, who said “Oh he’s some funny guy that rides a unicycle on DWTS.”
Works for us, we were hanging on her every word. Paris could say anything and it would sound good because we’re in love, and we’re suppose to be together.
So shut up, everyone quite down, because Pear Pear has a really important question to ask.
A: Did we already tell everyone that Adam’s podcast is #1 on iTunes!? His exit from CBS Radio could be the best thing that ever happened. Like we always say if you want Hollywood to want you, all you have to do is leave and they’ll call.
Adam feels free to talk about what went on behind the scenes at the station between him and Jack Silver during the first year. With special sports guy guest and friend we’ve never met, Dave Dameshek.
A: Listen up you fat cats in NYC! Adam & Teresa and the fans don’t need your radio station, with your bad coffee, and your styrofoam cups. Adam’s podcast is #1 on ITunes bitches! The show’s more exciting now that they can cuss and say “dick”. They even spend a good five minutes on hemroids! We love the rawness…. no pun intended.
Teresa, Bald Bryan, and Adam were all at his house last night having a goodbye party, so let’s get caught up!
A: Look at that smug face, he’s got everything figured out.
Adam Ace Carolla always has something up his sleeve and not a day after his radio show was canceled, it’s been announced he just got a CBS pilot bitches! Can you believe it?! The timing is classic.
We couldn’t be more excited now that we know the premise:
Jimmy Kimmel’s Jackhole production banner, BermanBraun and CBS Paramount Network Television are behind the project, dubbed “Ace in the Hole,” according to a source familiar with the pickup. Mr. Carolla will star as a husband and dad who works as a driving instructor.
Loves it! Please God give me the strength to guest star as a barista. On his first podcast he talked about how he was going to hire the entire staff to work on the pilot including Bald Bryan, Angie, and Mike!
In the meantime, get your fix by listening to Adam’s first PODCAST!
We sadly listened as the last Adam Carolla Show ended, but Adam’s right, this isn’t the end.
Adam had a really astute observation today, as always. He said that change is always met with resistance but when you lose a job and you look in the rearview mirror six months to a year later, you never regret that change. We lost a great gig in September and thought we were doomed, but six months later we couldn’t be happier.
These observations on life are exactly why the people need a guy like Adam, and why we’ll be tuning in every morning at Adam Carolla.com come Monday. Adam ended the show offering the staff jobs in TV with him and his new offers. Including better pay and more decent hours which made us crack a smile. We know Adam will take care of them.
Thanks to the entire staff for everything, and Adam, you’ve always had our back. Thank you.
UPDATE - We can tell by the comments that many of our readers are upset by this news but don’t worry. Adam’s going to have his own podcast at adamcarolla.com and we’ll keep you all in the loop as to what he and Teresa are up to.
A: Grab a tissue because the rumors are true, The Adam Carolla Show will end tomorrow. We’re going to black and be in mourning for months. Adam said they’ll be doing official goodbyes tomorrow and we’re all sadden by the news.
This is where we get real… Adam Carolla and his staff were more than just co-workers to us, we saw them as friends. We threw their Christmas party and hung out on the weekends working to create original content for the show we loved so much. The show changed our lives, and what we were able to do in Hollywood.
Adam’s show was getting amazing ratings, all the shows on the station really were doing well, but the big bosses are reformatting. They all found out this week that they don’t have a job so trust us it comes as a shock to all of us. It’s all based on money and CBS is trying to save money. You will still be able to catch Adam podcast on Adam Carolla.com and our future celebrity interviews as well. Our guess is CBS Radio wanted to close the LA station and only run the NYC station to cut cost and all of the talents didn’t want to make the move.
Teresa:It’s weird to get a performance bonus and buy your Dad a car and then get laid off weeks later.
Adam: Look it’s business! It’s cheaper for CBS Radio to buy out our contracts for the year and play music than continue to pay us. Don’t take it personal because it’s business. I’m happy to get paid to stay home.
Adam Carolla single handedly pulled us up from the reality gutters of Hollywood and gave us a name to build on. Adam didn’t ever have to have two screaming queens on his show but he kept having us come back, and someday we’ll repay him for believing in us.
Adam we know you might be reading this so we want to say thank you for being one of the few people we trust in a town of sharks.
We love you man, and we feel comfortable saying that… because we’ll always be your gays. Even for a podcast.
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