Plus we get to have lunch with Lynette and Teresa at the Mondrian, to plan her bachelorette party. We can’t wait to go in and tease Adam about his new Taco Bell commercial slogan, “Eat like a man!”
Tee Hee!
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We missed The Adam Carolla Show because we were in NYC but we did get this interesteing story from their blog about the show.
Apparently, Neil Patrick Harris ( who we love and he’s totally on our reel) is pro pot and wants all you stoners to get up and go see his movie.
8:20 AM - NEIL CONTINUES TO HANG OUT IN THE STUDIO
Neil continues to hang out. The gang talk about marijuana!! Neil says he is not against smoking pot, his only concern is getting pot smokers off their damn sofas so they can go out and see his film! Neil talks about Brittany Spears appearance on his show, she was really nice he says and he hopes she returns to the show.
We were shocked to see that we were seated right next to Adam’s wife Lynette, and Teresa in the front row, when we went to Dancing With The Stars. I think we were the rowdiest section there, but we were just screaming to cover our nerves.
“Oh my God, Lynette, you should’ve told us we were sitting in the very front row! We would have brought confetti to throw!”
Adam took the floor and surprised us with his long legged extensions and full finished fingers! Even Carrie Ann ( who he called a bitch on national television, remember?) said he was “Sexy”, and he got 7’s all around.
It was so cute sitting next to his wife and absorbing some of the nerves from her. She kept reaching over for our hands and we were glad to help.
“I’m so nervous.” Lynette kept leaning over to say.
“Just send him good vibes, even if they’re fake.” So we screamed, he performed, and finally we exhaled.
It’s exhausting to watch someone you care about on some show where they could rip him apart right in front of you. Although, we have a feeling Adam’s had a taste of the dancer life, and going to start to really perform next week. We’re waiting for his “breakout” dance. It’s coming.
Well it’s more like this afternoon, because we have to be in our seats by 4:30PM and “dressed to the nines”. You know we’re going to out dress the audience so they sit us in the front!
Jay, Adam Carolla’s assistant/hottie, just called us to let us know we’d better get started on picking out an outfit.
We’ll try and take pictures but there’s probably a no camera rule. Goooooooo ADAM!
Walking down the red carpet with a new dancer’s posture and completely beaming we looked at him and thought, wow, we’ve never seen him happier or cleaner in our lives.
It was great to see Adam on the red carpet of his movie, accomplishing something he set out to do two years ago. Before we interviewed him we got to talking with his wife, Lynette and she told us the labor of love he put into this film. We couldn’t help but think that Adam had helped us accomplish our goal of getting on network TV, and we sort of shared a “We did it” straight guy nod together when he came up to us. Real guy like.
“Pure Comic Gold” - The Village Voice
“Consistently Funny” - Variety
Opening in theaters March 21, ‘The Hammer’ finds Adam playing Jerry Ferro, a one-time amateur boxer whose lackluster life (odd jobs, unsatisfying relationship) seems to take a turn for the better when he’s given the chance to spar with an up-and-coming pugilist. Despite his less-than-stellar performance in the ring, the experience nonetheless inspires Jerry to return to competitive boxing.
It’s a big night for you Adam.
And for you guys too, look at you, on the Insider!
Adam was the first to tell us that he’s a better actor than singer. We agree that the judges were a little harsh but Jimmy Kimmel said he sucked.
Oh yeah, well look at his high kick at the end and then tell us he sucks.
Ok, there’s room to grow.
Adam also admitted to us that when he started “Dancing With The Stars” it was only to get promotion around his new movie, “The Hammer”. Although, now he’s feeling the pain of the gays and he wants to try and OUT DANCE, and OUT KICK, everyone on that damn show!
It has just been confirmed on “The Adam Carolla Show” this morning by
Adam himself, that he will be competing on “Dancing With The Stars” this season. GO ADAM!
He said he’s “generally coordinated”, and has “pretty good foot work for a boxer”. Plus, his partner’s Julianne, and she won last season with what’s his face from NASCAR!
Adam says
” It’s not the money, although the longer you stay on, the more you get paid. I just never want to look back on my life and think I missed an opportunity to do something. Good exposure, good fun, and get into shape. Plus there’s a one in 12 chance I’ll win!”
We called in to congratulate Adam on taking such a risk, and letting him know that we are here to help him with his twirls and getting the gay vote.
The other contestants will be announced on “Dance War: Bruno Vs. Carrie Ann” tonight!
Danny wasn’t really fired, he just got his own show.
When we spoke to Adam between commercial breaks he was very open and honest about the fact that he felt there were too many loud voices in the studio. A cluster fuck if you will. He also encouraged his listeners to call in and voice their opinions as well. Which is totally Adam’s style, to want to clear the air.
Here’s an interesting recap from the Adam Carolla blog:
Adam talks about the current happenings of the show due to Danny’s disappearance this morning. Adam decides to relay the true story in an honest and dignified way “without stepping one anyone’s toes”. Basically the long and short of it is this, Adam says he really likes Danny and thinks he is a “real solid guy”, however Adam does not think he worked out well in this show. Adam thinks “Danny is a good guy who can do good radio” and that Danny is definitely an alpha dog who therefore needs to fly solo and be his own “lead guitar player”. Adam also said he could tell that down the road Danny was not going to fit in with this show and that he would be much better off being his own lead guitar player in his own band. Adam poses this question to his listeners, “do you want to fly by or do you want to flourish?”
Yes, loyal listeners and fans, our source at the station told us yesterday that come the New Year, Danny Bonaduce will no longer be on The Adam Carolla Morning Show.
At first we were sad, until we learned that Danny will now have his own show on the station from 2-3 PM (or 4)!
So I guess this means in the new year they’ll be coming to us and offering us a five year contract to fill in Danny’s spot. Hooray!!