American Idol’s Adam Lambert smoked a joint and screamed “Purple Haze Mother f*#ckers”, among other things.

But you have to go to Gay Stoners to see it! (Site kinda safe for work)

It’s totally legal. He’s in Amsterdam.

Meow! Diva time. This is what it looks like when Adam Lambert gets pissy. Love him for freaking out on this photog at the beach in Miami. Meow! Adam’s friend had to pull him off of the cameraman. Not a good way to keep a low profile. Super funny that the photographer is totes laughing. Of course the paparazzo is filing a report with the police.

Are you ready for some more Adam Lambert and his loads of eye liner? Well he is all decked out in his shoulder studded leather outfit and ready to get his glam rock on for you. Here is his just released video for ‘If I Had You’. You like’y?

Remember Adam Lambert? Where the hell did he go? After that AMA thing on ABC the talent was black balled at the most crucial point of his career….the beginning. Now it seems as if he’ll never find his way back to the spotlight. Which means, enter the Bitter Gay!

Bitter Gay lives inside every gay man and only rears it’s heavily moisturized face in times of desperation and confusion… mostly dealing with Hollywood. If one day you’re invited to Madonna’s house and the next no one calls you how do you think you’d feel? So Bitter Gay Lambert had to put Susan down in a recent interview with the Gay Times, because, well, she was selling millions of copies and he was doing an interview with the Gay Times!

“I’m happy for her success, but that album is terrible. “Wild Horses” is the one that made me laugh the hardest. I just died when I heard it, I was crying with laughter. It was the most horrendous, sacrilegious treatment of that song!
“Still, when my album charted, it was validating. I was feeling a bit attacked, like I had to vindicate something. I thought: ‘Wow, look what I did.’”

Just for the record, Subo’s album does suck a big one, I think I saw liver spots developing on my hands WHILE I LISTENED TO IT.

Meow! Someone is feeling a bit sassy since the days of American Idol. Adam Lambert wearing full make up was taping for IHeartRadio.com and some chick was sitting front row and chatting on her cell. He is totes not into it and calls her out.

What’s with the, “Hi, it’s Domino’s Pizza, we deliver” comment? Is that a fat joke? I mean… the lady he is referring to is no little girl.

This is for the fans of Adam Lambert that remain from American Idol. Here he is on Oprah getting his flame on. I love watching the fans react to make up loving Adam. Whatever…. it will help you pass a few minutes in the office. Grab your headphones.

Adam Lambert loves the press and loves to see photos of himself… and who doesn’t? He recently posted this photo of himself on his Twitter account posing with a message carrying underwear. Apparently he got these pink panties from the group LMFAO on some red carpet that they met on. Do people normally carry around underwear on the red carpet? LMFAO are from Florida and it was an event in Florida… so maybe they do that out there.