From the looks of things this menage a trois went horribly wrong. I am a huge freak for this show but I am having a hard time enjoying all the flesh this cover is flaunting. Do these three ever have their clothes on? Not that I am complaining. Alexander Skarsgard, Anna Paquin, and Stephen Moyer are all naked and covered in blood for the gory cover of Rolling Stone. It’s officially a cultural phenomenon! If you are not watching HBO’s True Blood than you are missing out. Don’t be a loser.
Here is what creator Alan Ball said to Rolling Stone regarding all the sex in the vampire series and on Eclipse’s celibate vampire characters:
The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous, True Blood creator Alan Ball says. “To me, vampires are sex,” he says. “I don’t get a vampire story about abstinence. I’m 53. I don’t care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed.” On his show, every available orifice is used for intercourse: gay, straight, between humans and supernatural beings, and supernatural being on supernatural being, whether he be werewolf, dog or an enormous Minotaur-looking being called a maenad. None of the sex is quite as good as vampire sex, though, which can happen at the astonishing rhythm of 120 bpm while simultaneously devouring one’s neck and making your eyes roll back into your head. Says Stephen Moyer — who plays Bill Compton, the undead Southern Civil War Veteran — “If we go from a base level, vampires create a hole in the neck where there wasn’t one before. It’s a de-virginization — breaking the hymen, creating blood and then drinking the virginal blood. And there’s something sharp, the fang, which is probing and penetrating and moving into it. So that’s pretty sexy. I think that makes vampires attractive.” He laughs a little. “Plus, Robert Pattinson is just hot, right?”
You’ve seen him naked on True Blood now Skarsgard is smashed and stripping!
Thank God for our friends at Queerty, who found this video of a wasted Alexander Skarsgard and his co star Rhys Thomas in Beyond The Pole drunk, kissing, humping, and yes pretending like they’re having sex on a pole.
At first it’s funny, then it’s weird, then I became insanely jealous that I wasn’t getting drunk with him because Rhys doesn’t appreciate Alexander’s alcohol infused love dance. So ungrateful.
Whatever he was drinking, or snorting, please send him more.
It’s time for the newest season of Entourage so that means it’s press time for the cast. I don’t watch Entourage, soooo all I know about Entourage is Adrian has a stinky weenie (yikes!), I love Kevin Connolly because I love small guys and he had me bumped out of my booth at nightclub here in Hollywood, annnnd Piven paints his hair. People, don’t get upset. I just report the news. I have a journalistic responsibility.
1. If I went back to college, I’d study linguistics.
2. My house in Brooklyn is insulated with recycled denim.
3. Contrary to popular belief, I was raised in Manhattan, not Brooklyn.
4. I think women are prettiest with no makeup on, but I’m a sucker for red lipstick.
5. I once “liberated” myself by smashing my cellphone — and I regretted it moments later.
6. I want to start a revolution against media and use media to do it.
7. I’m happiest playing drums with The Honey Brothers.
8. I have directed or produced three documentaries in four years.
9. I talk to my mom almost every day.
10. I’m not a “germy.” Five-second rule, baby!
11. I scuba-dive.
12. I’m godfather to a child who’s become an outstanding young woman.
13. I wouldn’t mind running for political office — if only I could dispose of incriminating photos from my youth.
14. My favorite movie is The NeverEnding Story.
15. My friends keep me grounded.
16. I believe in honesty above all.
17. I change my mind several times before returning to my original decision.
18. I’m turned on by a woman who has a strong vocabulary and is not afraid to use it.
19. In junior high, I wanted to be Jewish to fit in.
20. I worry my eco efforts have not done anything.
21. I make amazing rosemary and caramelized onion pizza.
22. I think about golf much more than I should.
23. I wish I could gain wisdom without growing old.
24. I feel blessed to be able to follow my creative impulses.
25. I think you should go to teenagepaparazzo.com and participate in the discussion. Go ahead. Do it now.
Woah! Good thing she is wearing that V shape top… otherwise she would be topless. Is this what little girls aspire to look like? Good luck with that. Recent mother and Victoria’s Secret Angel Adriana Lima worked some lusty looking lingerie for the latest issue of V Magazine Spain, “The Sexy Boy Issue”. V is for vixen.
Do you think she has ever had to pay for a drink at a bar?
As if we weren’t already on all fours anxiously awaiting the new season of True Blood… these steamy teaser shots from the upcoming season just landed in our inbox (Thanks TBlustr). First we have Alexander Skarsgard (vampire Eric) giving us some full rear view… CLICK HERE.
Next up on the sexy train headed for the True Blood premiere on HBO Sunday, June 13 are vampire Bill (Stephen Moyer) and Sam (Sam Trammell). Remember, these two shared some salty plasma at the end of last season… clearly they are establishing some sort of new saliva sharing relationship. I wish I had a pill that I could take and then I would just wake up and it woudl be June 13th… oh wait… I do have some! Where are those things?
“I’m not a prude at all… I shot a very, very graphic scene two days ago with a man. I am from Sweden, and it’s different there. If it makes sense, I’ll just do it.”
I thought I couldn’t enjoy True Blood or Alexander Skarsgard more… I was wrong. If you’re not watching you are missing out…
This whole Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard being lovers thing is just getting annoying at this point. Here the two are getting quit comfortable while Alexander busied himself with his script while Kate busied herself with something else.
We get it guys. You two love each other. I’ll be puking over it all evening. Maybe then Skarsgard will be into me.
With the amount of press that Alexander Skarsgard is getting lately you would think that he was on more than one cable show, HBO’s True Blood. Whatever. It is totes working for me. I can smell the hair product from here. This time Skarsgard is giving us some serious 80′s fashion hair and his very best Blue Steel – Zoolander for the posh black and white cover of VMAN Magazine.
I guess you can Derelique my balls cap-E-tan…. I can Derelique my own balls, thank you very much.
This years desert music oasis, Coachella Festival, was heated up by the hotness of Alexander Skarsgård getting rough and rowdy with some paparazzi and being restrained by the boys in blue with batons. Looks like a scene from a dream I had starring sexy Skarsgård.
Here he is having a moment with his lady friend…
I know… I know… I haven’t forgot about stalking the big bodied Kellan Lutz. Here he is promoting Playboy and looking hot… just standing there.
I love that Paris Hilton chose to wear this. I guess she wanted to be discrete and not stand out. I bet a lot of pot can fit in that purse. Is Tory Burch appropriate Coachella attire? Seems more Hamptons… last season.
Yikes! Lindsay Lohan is like a female Pete Doherty at this point. Slightly more attractive. Slightly.
Oh, and Zac Efron was there with love him long time girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens. They are boring me.
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