Is there ever a day that passes in Hollywood without drama from the Lohan clan? The latest ordeal in Lindsay Lohan’s laughable life is L.A. County Sheriff’s Department showing up at her West Hollywood apartment with fellow father fame whore, Michael Lohan to check on Lindsay’s sister’s welfare. Oh please, Lindsay’s 16 year old sister, Ali Lohan, is having the time of her life. Endless days of shopping and free drugs by day and free drinks by night… and no door fees at the bars.

Here is what TMZ is reporting:

Michael went to the Sheriff’s Department and said 16-year-old Ali Lohan was staying with Lindsay and he was concerned for her safety.

Lindsay just tweeted she is angry at building management for letting the cops and Michael in.

Michael, we’re told, convinced deputies to go to Lindsay’s pad to do a “welfare check” on Ali.

We’re told Ali was in the apartment and deputies spoke with her. Deputies left and Ali was allowed to stay with Lindsay.

We’re told Michael is now going to the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services, per the advice of the Sheriff’s Department.

Sources say Michael made a “compelling case” to Sheriff’s deputies — we’re told Michael told deputies Ali was in Lindsay’s car on the way back from Coachella and the car was going over 100 mph.

We’re told Dina Lohan wants Lindsay to get a restraining order. Problem is … Michael had the legitimacy of the Sheriff’s Dept. behind him, so it’s unlikely a judge will see it Dina’s way.

Dina Lohan just told us, “I was told by my attorneys not to speak because it is very serious and my ex could be in big trouble. He’s dangerous…. If he can’t get to them he is going to try to hurt them — it’s not good.”

If Ali Lohan has some talent maybe she too can have a short lived acting career with drug fueled nights of excess and self abuse to be followed by a even shorter lived pop career and a stint as a lesbian. One can dream.

And what better way to respond to a psychotic father than to Tweet about it on yout Twitter account? Here is what she Twatted on her account all day during the drama:

protection here is ME AND ALI from our pathological, lying ex-father!

nor was it for me and Michael when our father threatened to kidnap and kill us IN FRONT of our friends! the only one in need of police

are PUBLICLY humiliating your OWN CHILDREN AND MOTHER OF THEM!!!

Ali IS IN SCHOOL! It’s called HOME SCHOOL! IT’S NOT EASY in public school when YOU

my friend @lianalevi doesn’t drive 100mph!! my dad is the one who drove into a telephone pole!!!! hello! i’m not up ALL NIGHT!!! stop lying!

at least i can laugh at my ex-con father anyone care to join in on the laughter avec moi?? hehe

hahaha also, just an fyi, i sleep in a bed, it’s a comfortpedic & it’s fantastical!! so that is ah-really ah-rude to say i have no furniture

the police had NO probable cause breaking and entering into my home which is the only place i find privacy.. this is MY personal space.

oh*as for our well being- he’s never cared about that before, nor does he now-never paid child support..10months now*but can pay for flights

Good Times!