Archive for the 'American Idol' Category
March 2nd, 2010
Tim Urban sucks at singing, there’s just no way around that. But looking at these shirtless modeling pictures on below his adorable Peter Brady smile makes me want to pay 99 cents to see him again. I know he’s not going to be the next american Idol but he can be our next boy toy who sells his body after his singing career doesn’t take off. No one knows where the photos came from (NSFW), but it’s too bad he’s not on SYTYCD or else we’d see more of his body and less of his mouth.
Tim was thrown into the competition on a last minute fluke, the judges hated him, and now his only redeeming quality are loves glamour guns. We all know this show isn’t based on talent anymore, this could really work for Tim. Maybe he’ll rip off his shirt tonight while he sings Bon Jovi’s “Blaze Of Glory”?
You’ve got a fan in me! Dialing now.
January 27th, 2010
With rumors swirling that Ellen called Simon a Prima Donna for showing up unfashionable late to crush dreams, we wanted to see if she’d Twitter her Idol growing pains. But alas, no mention of the fight caused by his 90 minute tardiness.
‘At my 1st night of Idol.They told me no pics. Cant say where we’re taping…
‘Now that Simon’s announced he’s leaving, who’s going to start wearing the tight shirts around here? Ryan? Randy?’
Uh… I think Randy was always the one wearing the tightest shirt.
January 20th, 2010
I don’t know if this is good news because now you don;t have to watch hours of the disturbing audition process… but then it’s bad news for the same reason. It’s all just so confusing.
If you need to free up space on your TiVo… CLICK HERE to get the American Idol season 9 top 24.
January 14th, 2010
Remember sweet little Katharine McPhee from season 5 of American Idol? I sorta do. Anyway, rumor has it that she was struggling with some serious eating/weight issues. Can you say bulimia…I think she looks only a little hungry in bikini on the cover of the February 2010 issue of Shape magazine. I have not decided yet on the short blonde hair.
On her bulimia:
“The more I focused on my weight, the worse my bulimia got. Now I’m more easygoing. I stopped fighting myself and became more forgiving of my body. Ironically, the weight came off naturally through exercise but no dieting.”
Oh please, this is such a publicity stunt. I’m going to go throw up now!
July 19th, 2009
“She’s not a happy camper as a result of what’s going on. She’s hurt. She’s angry,” Sonenberg said. “I think at this point we’re going to be considering everything, including some kind of a competition show. She has tremendous ideas for a whole variety of shows.”
Pain Patcha Abdul’s threatening to leave American Idol again (yawn) if producers don’t pony up and give her the bags of millions she’s entitled to. Her new manager, David Sonenberg, has been waiting by his phone since June, but Freemantle hasn’t called to renew Abdul’s contract and they start shooting on Aug. 6th.
Wait I thought I heard the phone ring!!!
Nahhh…. it was just a fire engine.
I’m sick of American Idol not treating Paula like the gift that she is ( Remember that line from Hey Paula? Classic!) It’s hard to get wasted on pain pills every week and then judge people. So hard, we hear, she’s asking for 60 million for three years.
Notice Randy, the black guy isn’t complaining because he knows he has it good and has a few backup projects, but if Ryan’s getting 45 million, and Simon’s getting 100 where’s the 60 mil left for Pain Patcha huh?
Will you still watch an American Idol without any comedic value from the incoherent judge?
July 17th, 2009
Ryan Seacrest knows he’s bigger than he ever imagined being, which is why he doesn’t want to pay someone else a 10% comission for his hard work. Ryan Seacrest left William Morris yesterday amid commision conflicts and was gobbled up quickly by the biggest fish in the Hollywood sea, Creative Artist Agency. Ryan had been a client of William Morris before their rocky merger with Endeavor which made them lose a lot of their big name talent. At first WME, was going to swallow a lower commission to keep their big names but WME refused to cut Ryan a special deal so he walked from the agency that repped him for 15 years! Sassy!
“When he pushed back, WME said, ‘We can’t represent you then. Either stay and pay full commission and together we’ll keep growing and expanding and servicing your reality business. Or leave.’” That’s when Seacrest took a meeting at CAA. By the end of day yesterday, Seacrest hadn’t yet made a decision to leave WME. (Some say he was pleased with the reality TV department there, other tell he wasn’t.) Today he left.
Lets do some math: He just signed a 45 million American Idol contract, plus his three year 21 million from E!, that’s about 6.6 million loss for WME. Not counting his projected future income it took a lot of balls to walk away from this cash cow.
Oh Hollywood….it’s always just business.
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May 12th, 2009
What do you have to say about being chosen by LA RAG MAG.com Adam?
Thank yoooooouuuuu!
L: Clearly this guy is NOT gay middle America!
A: How dare you even suggest it.
L: I wish America would kick Adam off because we allllll know he would have a better career without the title. All the big ones breakaway. Clay.. Jennifer… Justin Guarini.
A: So true.
May 6th, 2009
‘Simon is very close to moving in.
‘He’s been building the place for nearly two years and has spared no expense on getting it exactly the way he wants it.’
There is also a library next to a ‘gallery’ where Simon plans to hang his gold and platinum records and awards. He also has a custom-made media room with a marble bar area and plush leather seating for 20 in a private cinema.
A: You sure can make a hell of a lot of money in America crushing young hopefuls dreams with a British accent! Meet Simon Cowell’s itsy bitsy tiny weenie 22 million dollar mansion that took two years to complete. Just be careful, because drool ruins a keyboard. The bachelor pad with celebrity neighbors Madonna & Tom Cruise comes complete with an in-house solarium, state-of-the-art gym in the basement, a luxury spa complete with wet steam room, a pool and a putting green, and let’s not forget the full-length tanning machine and small ‘booster’ tanner for his face.
The shocker, this isn’t his only home so get ready to puke from jealousy. Simon’s also building a $15 million home in Barbados and his main UK property is a 13 million house in London’s upmarket Holland Park, has a weekend home in Malaga, and a £1million investment property on the Palm Jumeirah island in Dubai.
Here’s a trash can, try to aim for it.
Simon just forgot one tiny detail….giving his poor 80 year old mother, Julie a key. When she showed up to decorate the house she was locked out and had to go through the servants entrance! How pedestrian.
SIDE NOTE: Our makeup artist friend showed up at his temporary residence to do his mother, Julie’s, makeup one time and was forced to go through the servants entrance after knocking on the door. Of course when he was finished making Mrs. Cowell feel twenty years younger, she insisted he leave through the front. Weird huh? I’m not going to say his name but it starts with a “D” and ends with a “Avid“.
May 1st, 2009
A: Will Paula’s contract be renewed? Will Simon walk from millions after eight years on the show? All the questions are much more important than Kara, and she knows that, she’s just happy to be on for one year.
“I’m only here for one season,” Kara DioGuardi tells TV Guide Magazine. “That’s what we’ve discussed. So we’ll see what happens. Hopefully they’ll keep me on.”
“I feel grateful to America that they let me grow and they let me find my groove on the show and that they were patient. And hopefully I haven’t disappointed them. It’s been a scary experience at times,” DioGuardi added.
I love Kara’s thoughtful critiques on the show, but it’s getting a little cramped at the judging table and it seems like she’s just their spare tire if they need one.
April 24th, 2009
A: This year it’s all about Adam Lambert on Idol. Which is rubbing his conservative roomie the wrong way if you listen to The National Enquirer. An American Idol insider told the paper that Kris is sick of Adam’s flamboyance all over their room including clothes, nail polish, and accessories like a little bitch!
Necklaces, tights, double headed dildos everywhere!!!
L: Get over it Kris, just because all you own is a white t shirt and a guitar!
A: YEAH!
“Although they are friendly on the surface, there’s a major culture clash between Adam and Kris. Adam is gay and avery flamboyant guy from L.A., while Kris is a conservative married man from a small Arkansas town. He’s usually very easygoing and tolerant, but it’s as if he and Adam are from different planets. And since Adam feels he has become the front-runner in the competition their relationship has become very strainged. Kris believes Adam has become arrogant and incredibly fulll of himself…. Adam refuses to change his messy ways…The tight personal space is cramping both their styles and they’re taking it out on each other.”
L: They used to go shopping together and be friends. See here is Adam asking Kris on a recent shopping trip, “Does this coat make me look fat or emo?”
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