What do you have to say about being chosen by LA RAG MAG.com Adam?
Thank yoooooouuuuu!
L: Clearly this guy is NOT gay middle America!
A: How dare you even suggest it.
L: I wish America would kick Adam off because we allllll know he would have a better career without the title. All the big ones breakaway. Clay.. Jennifer… Justin Guarini.
There is also a library next to a ‘gallery’ where Simon plans to hang his gold and platinum records and awards. He also has a custom-made media room with a marble bar area and plush leather seating for 20 in a private cinema.
A: You sure can make a hell of a lot of money in America crushing young hopefuls dreams with a British accent! Meet Simon Cowell’s itsy bitsy tiny weenie 22 million dollar mansion that took two years to complete. Just be careful, because drool ruins a keyboard. The bachelor pad with celebrity neighbors Madonna & Tom Cruise comes complete with an in-house solarium, state-of-the-art gym in the basement, a luxury spa complete with wet steam room, a pool and a putting green, and let’s not forget the full-length tanning machine and small ‘booster’ tanner for his face.
The shocker, this isn’t his only home so get ready to puke from jealousy. Simon’s also building a $15 million home in Barbados and his main UK property is a 13 million house in London’s upmarket Holland Park, has a weekend home in Malaga, and a £1million investment property on the Palm Jumeirah island in Dubai.
Here’s a trash can, try to aim for it.
Simon just forgot one tiny detail….giving his poor 80 year old mother, Julie a key. When she showed up to decorate the house she was locked out and had to go through the servants entrance! How pedestrian.
SIDE NOTE: Our makeup artist friend showed up at his temporary residence to do his mother, Julie’s, makeup one time and was forced to go through the servants entrance after knocking on the door. Of course when he was finished making Mrs. Cowell feel twenty years younger, she insisted he leave through the front. Weird huh? I’m not going to say his name but it starts with a “D” and ends with a “Avid“.
A: Will Paula’s contract be renewed? Will Simon walk from millions after eight years on the show? All the questions are much more important than Kara, and she knows that, she’s just happy to be on for one year.
“I’m only here for one season,” Kara DioGuardi tells TV Guide Magazine. “That’s what we’ve discussed. So we’ll see what happens. Hopefully they’ll keep me on.”
“I feel grateful to America that they let me grow and they let me find my groove on the show and that they were patient. And hopefully I haven’t disappointed them. It’s been a scary experience at times,” DioGuardi added.
I love Kara’s thoughtful critiques on the show, but it’s getting a little cramped at the judging table and it seems like she’s just their spare tire if they need one.
A: This year it’s all about Adam Lambert on Idol. Which is rubbing his conservative roomie the wrong way if you listen to The National Enquirer. An American Idol insider told the paper that Kris is sick of Adam’s flamboyance all over their room including clothes, nail polish, and accessories like a little bitch!
L: Get over it Kris, just because all you own is a white t shirt and a guitar!
A: YEAH!
“Although they are friendly on the surface, there’s a major culture clash between Adam and Kris. Adam is gay and avery flamboyant guy from L.A., while Kris is a conservative married man from a small Arkansas town. He’s usually very easygoing and tolerant, but it’s as if he and Adam are from different planets. And since Adam feels he has become the front-runner in the competition their relationship has become very strainged. Kris believes Adam has become arrogant and incredibly fulll of himself…. Adam refuses to change his messy ways…The tight personal space is cramping both their styles and they’re taking it out on each other.”
L: They used to go shopping together and be friends. See here is Adam asking Kris on a recent shopping trip, “Does this coat make me look fat or emo?”
L: I love how O’Riley cuts out the two guy’s lips touching in the video but still uses the pictures.
A: What a dick!! You can tell O’Riley’s urging people not to vote for Adam but his correspondents tell Bill he’s really talented so I guess the gay can win. I had my own reservations about if the American public would elect a gay American Idol but Adam is so talented he’s proven to be the only horse in the race AT ALL.
Let’s hope for Adam’s sake he doesn’t win so he can have a career that will last longer than one album.
L: I’ve stopped watching I could care less at this point, and I always watch American Idol for that one moment they make me cry.
A: You want to know the truth about American Idol? The show suck-diddly-ucks and is entirely unforgettable by the time I wake up Wednesday morning. Who cares who wins? It isn’t going ot be Adam Lambert, and the crowned Idol will only be part of our culture until Lesbo Lindsay breaks a window again.
Regardless if you believe it or not, an inside AI source says the final four have already been chosen by the judges and they’re using the critiques and the save card to push them forward. Hard to do for legal reasons but not impossible to sway their weak minded audience to vote their way.
See what happens when Jennifer Lopez endorses you?
A:Oh, American Idol …the continuious choir concert of our Hollywood High School. Who’s the star singer who will stand out and make us use our last $1 to vote for them instead of paying our house mortage? Not these two. In a double elimination round these two were given the ax, and the judges announced a surprise twist where they can save one singer later in the competition. God…what were their names? Oh it’s on the tip of my tongue…oh….she sang that terrible rendition of “I’ll Be There” and he was completely forgettable.
Who cares they didn’t even make the tour, we spit on them.
A: The gay kiss of death has laid it’s lips on American Idol’s Adam Lambart this season. Adam Lambart’s hopes of winning American Idol are over now that pics have started circulated on the web of him sucking a dude’s tongue, wearing a dress, and I’m sorry but these kids look intoxicated! Not that this is a shock to anyone who has seen the way Adam styles his hair on American Idol. Any guy who spends an hour making sure his bangs look like Fred Flinstone’s has got to be gay or Zac Efron. Flamboyantly fabulous Adam Lambart’s has an amazing range, but after anything gay is attached to anyone in the top 12 they’re the first one’s off, because that’s AMERICA! These photos will get to kids via TMZ, all the mother’s will see it on ET, and he’ll be off within two weeks.
Don’t worry …we’ll always get to see him on Broadway.
L: America’s favorite little jiggling jezebel and every little American girls Idol, “Bikini Girl” (Katrina Darrell) has cashed in on the exploitation currency caravan and is now hocking herself at your local nightclub. You can rent her for the bargain price of $10k. Not a bad rate for a low rate talent.
Bikini Girl is starting to be booked for club appearances and is getting offers as high as $10k. Of course, there is one string attached… she’s got to show up in a bikini.
A: Get that cash girl. Is it bad to get paid to party… in your bikini? Is that being a stripper?
L: This kiss with Ryan Seacrest and Bikini Girl is pretty hot. Is that creepy? What could possibly be going through Ryan’s smallish head at that moment? It’s like watching Andy Dick kiss a woman.
A: He’s thinking of Simon shirtless in the hot tub on their Mexican vacation.
A:Joanna Pacittti made it all the way into the top 36 but was elminiated because of her past.
L: Not a bondage past like Fenchie?
A: Yeah and not because she had a stage dad from hell either.
L: Porn pasts make for a better departure from American Idol…. or sleeping with a judge. Feeling Randy?
“The producers do the background checks right around [the] Hollywood [round],” Seacrestsaid. “When they see something that stands out, they have to address it. And they saw something, and there was apparently some sort of a link that, somewhere along the line, could be construed as one that’s close to the competition, and they didn’t want to risk it.”
Seacrest, said it was a shame that Pacitti had to be disqualified after she had made the show’s first big cut.
“It’s a sad thing to have to tell a contestant they can’t compete,” he said. “But we have to play by our rules.”
A: Hopefully this girl can still get a record deal because her Hollywood dreams have been crushed into sand at this point.
L: Joanna don’t feel bad, your probably better off being eliminated now than becoming well known on Idol, and then releasing a CD no one buys.
Oh American Idol…every year we say we won’t get sucked into your perfectly produced audition rounds, and then Ryan Seacrest high fives a blind man named Scott McIntyre. How can you miss quality viewing like that?
Seriously, did he forget that big white stick he was holding wasn’t a prop or is Ryan just on autopilot?