This is a crazy story… but totes how it works out here in Hollywood. It seems that the former American Idol judge, Kara DioGuardi, found out that she was fired from her position by reading the newspaper. That’s why I don’t read newspapers. Kara’s father is running around letting the people know just how ugly these networks can get.

Her dad, Joe DioGuardi, who is also a Republican senate candidate Joe DioGuardi said:

“She read it the way you did and I did. Would you believe she did not hear — and still has not heard — anything? Her disappointment is that that’s the way she’s being treated and she feels that’s not proper. I think they’re trying to create a lot of buzz… they’re trying to reformat the thing… Kara has a very deep career in music. She’ll be fine. Would she want to do it another year? I think so… I think at some point (she) will confront them on that.”

Can’t wait to hear how that goes…

The fame was just too much for good ol country boy, Tony Kusia, who dumped Crystal like a top ten contestant from American Idol seasons 5-7.

“I woke up Tuesday morning and he just had an epiphany. He wanted a simple, quiet life and I respect that. I’m glad he told me instead of sticking it out and realizing it later that he would be unhappy.

“We always had a real open and honest relationship with each other…I’ve had to deal with a lot worse in my life. It was bad timing, definitely. But I feel like I’ve never been stronger in my life. It was nothing that I couldn’t handle. I just channeled all of that emotion into my performances.”- the American Idol runner-up told Steppin’ Out magazine.

You know it’s because those lesbian rumors got to be too much for Tony back home. What do you mean you didn’t hear? Some old girlfriend of Crystal’s totally strummed her guitarand told all to the National Enquirer.

“It was around New Year’s 2002, Crystal was 16 and she and I were chatting with a pal, a younger boy.

“The conversation got around to our sexual experiences

“Crystal wasn’t at all shy. She told me she’d had sexual experiences with three girls. ‘I’m a pro at this, baby!’ she said.

“She said one affair — with a girl her age at school — was a serious lesbian relationship. The other two were more like sexual experimentation.

“She suddenly asked, ‘Do YOU want to try it?’”-an insider told American tabloid the National Enquirer.

Believe it. Trust.

Now there really is no reason to watch this season… and surely one of the last seasons of American Idol.

The bottom three contestants last night were Casey James, Tim Urban and Aaron Kelly. Looks better shirtless, Tim was the unlucky eliminated Idol singer and while he does get to retain his good looks he is no longer on the show. Good thing we have Google Images.

Have fun on the torturous Idol Tour Tim. Enjoy!

We all know that the current season of American Idol has revealed that the singing talent pool in this country is now is sucked dry much like Courtney Love’s inheritance. Since the singing this season sucks, let’s discuss who’s hot this season. I give you current contestant and quite possibly the worst singer on the show, Tim Urban.

The above photo that is much more pleasing than his singing voice has leaked on the web from some modeling competition he was in previously. Considering he never made a splash on the modeling scene and his voice is less than boy band caliber, maybe this guy should just go to college and get a real job. Just a thought.

“I will not be performing shirtless at any point in the competition. “I’m sorry. I had to make this decision. It took a lot of time; it was tough but I’ve decided I can’t do that.” – Source

Although Tim did end up in the bottom three this week with Katie Stevens and Paige Miles he managed to not be eliminated. Paige was the loser. She should have leaked a shirtless photo. It totes works.

Tim Urban sucks at singing, there’s just no way around that. But looking at these shirtless modeling pictures on below his adorable Peter Brady smile makes me want to pay 99 cents to see him again. I know he’s not going to be the next american Idol but he can be our next boy toy who sells his body after his singing career doesn’t take off. No one knows where the photos came from (NSFW), but it’s too bad he’s not on SYTYCD or else we’d see more of his body and less of his mouth.

Tim was thrown into the competition on a last minute fluke, the judges hated him, and now his only redeeming quality are loves glamour guns. We all know this show isn’t based on talent anymore, this could really work for Tim. Maybe he’ll rip off his shirt tonight while he sings Bon Jovi’s “Blaze Of Glory”?

You’ve got a fan in me! Dialing now.