It all started innocently enough with a few (a dozen) drinks followed with a surprise impromptu performance at a club in London last night by the super sloppy Amy Winehouse. It soon went down hill after Amy’s slurred performance was not so appreciated by the fans or the club. Security escorted her to her car as she threw her fists and them and then she was finally placed into her car, with driver, and was taken off.
This is the ONLY way to leave a night club. That bitch is crazy. I bet she’s totes fun to party with. Loving her.
L: Her panties weren’t a planned part of the show but it gave the unhappy audience something to look at.
A: Glassy eyed Amy Winehouse didn’t even know the words to her own songs during her comeback performance in St. Lucia where she let all her fans and herself down. Unfortunately, she proved us all right by showing up an hour late after drinking for six hours, and continued to pound back the booze while singing. As Amy stumbled all over the stage and mumbled to herself like a bum, the crowd who paid $50 a ticket started booing. Naturally Amy thought she was doing a great job because this is how ALL of concerts go nowadays.
Yes it was raining, and there were sound problems, but now we can’t call Amy a “professional loadie” anymore because she can’t even perform in St. Lucia without us hearing stories of her intoxication.
Amy’s already written her own ending.. and it goes a little something like this…
A: I just want to grab Amy by the arms, dig my fingers into her scabbed up skin and yell, BITCH GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!! YOU’RE SUPPOSE TO BE DOING DRUGS IN YOUR PRIVATE AMY TIME. Here’s the kept version of Amy, looking like some sober circuits are working their way through her brain. After that extended vacation she came out all right…right?
Wrong! Here she is the same night after transforming into Mrs. Hyde at 3:30 AM, wearing her trademark trash and walking like the Zombie Winehouse we know and love.
We could recognize those blood shot eyes anywhere. Watch out for some flying fists, she becomes a grotesque monster in need of a fix when the sun comes up.
A: The gay clubs are going to love American Psycho, Christian Bale, verbal abuse pumping while go go boys gyrate in speedos!
L: What don’t you F’ing understand?!
A: Twirl, then beat the crap out of the person next to you.
L: He’s publicist must be in full swing how do you fix this?
A: Going on the Ipod now! Our fellow bloggers were wondering who would remix it, and here’s the answer.
The PR has already started today with the Assistant Director, Bruce Franklin, coming forward:
“If you are working in a very intense scene and someone takes you out of your groove…It was the most emotional scene in the movie,” said Franklin. “And for him to get stopped in the middle of it. He is very intensely involved in his character. He didn’t walk around like that all day long. It was just a moment and it passed.
“This was my second movie with Christian, and it has always been a good experience with him,” added Franklin, who also worked with the actor on 2000’s Shaft. “He is so dedicated to the craft. I think someone is begging to make some noise about this, but I don’t think it’s fair. The art of acting is not paint by numbers, it’s an art form. “
A: Does this girl ever get a break? She gets all high on life and then has to come down because her drug karma came back to bite her in the ass.
Over $20,000 dollars worth of guitars and music recording equipment was stolen from Amy Winehouse’s home while she was in St. Lucia. She arrived home to find her door kicked in and called the police but thankfully she had her favorite guitar was with her.
L: Also her collection of designer crack pipes and tie offs were still under the floor boards where she left them. Sorry I couldn’t resist.
‘Amy is devastated. Some of the guitars are irreplaceable due to their sentimental value.
‘The flat is in a real state. It had been cleaned up in preparation for her return.
Amy
‘Now she will have to start from scratch to replace what has been stolen.’
A: Can you imagine trying to question all your druggie friends while they scratch themselves?
With her 21 year old fling Joshua away Amy’s back to her first and only love, getting wasted. Amy’s still at the Le Sport Spa resort on St Lucia, but is now hitting the bottle so hard at the hotel that the staff had to cut her off.
Wait, it gets worse-house.
Since she was cut off Amy took her relapse to the floor, crawling her drunk ass over to a party and drinking from other guests’ glasses. Now that’s some clean living!
Sources say that other hotel guests have asked she ben trandfered to another hotel or part of the resort so Amy’s renting her own private villa for another month.
Whoo hoo black tar heroin party at Amy’s room. BYON – Bring your Own Needles.
If you haven’t already seen Amy Winehouse dark areolas while she channels her best Aphro-druggie, consider yourself blessed. Or click here.
We’ve been seeing Amy in the nude so much that we’ve named her track marks! Luckily for us she’s replaced the high of heroin for the high of endorphins from jogging and sex with strangers like man toy Joshua Bowman.
Oh Joshua your hairy chest and man voice make my feel like I’m on the best black tar heroin I’ve ever shot in between my toes!
Seriously though, he is quite dreamy in a Gaston sort of way.
Amy Winehouse spent another laughter filled day with Joshua Bowman in St. Lucia, looking happier than Blake her jailed ex ever could make her. Take that Blake you cheating whore.
Joshua Bowman we found out is an actor with the Gersh Agency (huge) in NYC and he’s finally talking about his high profile fling!
‘She’s just a cool girl, very nice, and we’re just very friendly. She’s a good laugh – she is such a lovely girl and on great form.
‘I can’t say much more than that. I have been having a lovely time relaxing. It’s not been all party-party. I don’t drink much at all as it happens.
‘It’s true to say that I’m a budding young actor. But I’d rather get my name out there because of my acting rather than who I’m being photographed with. I wasn’t waiting until there was a photographer on the beach to put my arm around Amy.
‘I love the industry and I let’s see what happened in the future. I haven’t really done too much – just bits for TV but nothing major at all. Just bit parts at the moment. I am definitely not going to bring up as evidence of my acting credentials the sh***y stuff that I have done so far.’-SOURCE
Just don’t forget your court date on Jan. 12th though Amy in Norway for drug charges.
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