He’s 24..allegedly Diane von Furstenberg’s assistant..and Anderson Cooper’s new beau. So all you gay men out there just know he’s taken….and we all know he likes them young.

Sure Anderson’s busy conquering the news journalist world one heart at a time, but that doesn’t mean he has to come home to a cold bed and take out.

Gawker’s got the details!

The vicious side of the Cooper boyfriend rumor has the young man temporarily using Cooper for his money, and planning to toss him aside when the novelty wears off — or at least pretending this is the plan for the sake of his more disapproving confidantes. But that could also be BS circulated by jealous gay friends!

A sexy silver fox like Anderson always gets the chicken, and puts in a little clue now and then for us to cling to with hope.

Everyone knows Anderson Cooper is gay, but no one knows who he dated until now.

Our friends in the gay mafia here in Hollywood (Yes, it’s real) recently introduced us to the very hot JD ORDONEZ, Anderson Cooper’s ex boyfriend at a party!!! JD’s 22,educated, and is a MARINE MAMMAL TRAINER/BARTENEDER/STUDENT. Isn’t he adorable? Plus, JD’s totally “take home to mother” material.

We like to consider ourselves on the outskirts of the gay mafia, but after this posting we may have to go into hiding in our walk in closet. The only rule about the gay mafia….is that you DO NOT TALK about the gay mafia or it’s members.

The two dated for about two months in NYC before Anderson gave him the boot. JD’s now roaming around Los Angeles, soaking up the sun. But don’t ask him about his Anderson affair, JD is known to be mum on the details.

Check out his Myspace page!

So here is all of his MySpace info cut & pasted.

“If they stay in the closet, they’re going to make a lot more money. I go to the same gym as Anderson Cooper. When I look at him lifting those 5-pound weights, it makes me think, ‘He’s just trying to live his life and be all that he can be.’ But he still goes to the gayest gym in New York.”

-Rufus Wainwright discussing the advantages of staying closeted in an interview in Spin magazine.

You can check out Anderson’s insightful daily blog in our blog roll below.

Is this a hot gay match in heaven?

Anderson Cooper and Tom Ford were seen having lunch in Manhattan recently.

Actually Tom ford was offering Anderson a job as spokesman for his new cologne line coming out later this summer. Cooper was extremely flattered (who wouldn’t be) but explained he made promises that he’d return to Iraq, the Sudan, and Indonesia, and has no time for jobs on the side.

Can you imagine these two doing it together? WE CAN! (The campaign we mean, get your head out of the gutter)

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