Well… what do you think? Baby collector Angelina Jolie, has got that whole goth sex kitten thing going on minus the whip and hourly rate.
Loving the shiny nude lips with the heavy eye. The bangs are a bit blunt. Do we care what the movie is about? Well if you care…
Salt is an upcoming American thriller film directed by Phillip Noyce, written by Kurt Wimmer and Brian Helgeland, and starring Angelina Jolie as Evelyn Salt, accused of being a Russian sleeper spy…blah, blah, blah.
The earnings from this flick should afford her another baby. Good times.
Here they are at a “private viewing” at the MOCA here in LA on Saturday night looking like perfect mannequins. (Also GaGa performed see below)
Being very rich both Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had commissioned pieces privately from Asprey of London. Being super rich and super famous they are now designing a line for the high end jeweler. The collection is made from gold and silver and the accessories are titled, ‘The Protector’ and inspired by the serpent. Who isn’t?
Angelina and Brad are far too famous to make a public statement about their collection for Asprey, so Jolie wrote an email:
“These are the children who most need a safe place to learn, a place to heal, a place to learn reconciliation, a place to build a better future and a place — to just be children. Yet the education for these children is often forgotten. Tens of millions of children and adolescents in conflict are not in school.”
The limited edition/ perfect Christmas gift collection will start at around $525 for a silver baby spoon with a curving, serpent-shaped handle, and all net proceeds from sales will go to Education Partnership for Children of Conflict, which was cofounded by Jolie.
A: It’s a slow news day so I want to believe this, and they slapped it on their cover so here it goes. Star Magazine is claiming Angie walked by the twins bedroom, only to find the man who left a woman for her, was now hitting on the nanny. Angie discovered Brad massaging her neck and flew into a crazy Angelina rage, which is nothing like your normal person rage.
Angie slapped Brad across the face and fired the nanny on the spot who I guess is now selling her story.
Now wait, a minute…didn’t I just see this scene play out on Desperate Actress Housewives with Too Many Children? This story oozes lies just so Star can sell some paper. They are fibbing, fibbing, FIBBING!
A: Trying to be a normal family living as part of our world in New York, Angelina & Brad took the herd to see The Little Mermaid (on skates but looks like swimming) on Broadway. Judging from their faces as they were leaving it doesn’t seem like anyone liked it except Shiloh. I bet the performers sang better and danced sharper because the knew the Prom King & Queen were attending.
These kids are so cool they’re not even in bed at 9PM!
Brad: When I started MIckey Rourke and Sean Penn were my idols so I’m honored.
A: AAAhh! They’re here omg they’re here!
Eva: She looks so boring, she wears that all the time.
A: Angelina’s showing that she doesn’t have to be dripping in jewels to look good, and she’s already won so this doesn’t even require a dress of color!
Bianca: Whatever they’re beautiful, I adore her green chandelier earrings.
(Now We’re watching TV GUIDE)
A: Lisa Rinna looks so fightening! Was she electrocuted?
B: JESUS CHRIST LISA! Her cheeks looks like she just got her molers taken out!
David: So much older looking!
Bianca: She put fat in her face or something!
L: OH Brad & Angie are RUNNING inside now, they must have seen Lisa’s hair
Lynn: Angelina’s Bored.
A: She doesn’t have to talk with those earrings.
Rebecca: She doesn’t want to be there.
David: She HAS to be there she’s nominated.
HOUR LATER NOW THE TWO QUEENS HAVE A SHOWDOWN AS JENNIFER PRESENTS FEET AWAY FROM ANGIE
A: Jennifer had Angelina smiling the whole time she was on her stage.
L: Then she ripped up that guys Oscar envelope and ran off.
A: Oh she’s back! Why is she acting so psycho? Oh she’s being funny.
Bianca: She’s coming across bitchy a bit and awkward.
Angelina Jolie was spotted checking out an apartment in Washington Heights Tuesday – weeks after signing a lease on a multi-million dollar Long Island mansion with boyfriend Brad Pitt.
A: The Brangelina world tour is stopping off in New York City for now, which means they’ll never be able to escape those evil cameras that hunt daily for voyeurs like us.
Shiloh is so perfect you want to babysit her to find out all her faults just to prove she’s not an alien.
Zara on the other hand is already better at modeling than half the Top Model Hopefuls on cycle 89.
L: Alex is this just some lame posting just so you can publish pictures of her private life. They’re getting out of the car.
A: I never said it was shameless. I said she was shopping for a new place to live.
A: A guest at the oh so affluent Dorchester Hotel, in London, wants to file a complaint about the most famous kids in the world.
L: Uh oh someone’s getting a spanking.
A: BLASPHEMY! Brad & Angie would never hit!
L: After renting the ENTIRE 3rd floor at a hotel where the average room costs 6,000 a night, the hotel still had to take complaints from guests about their child screams.
A: Apparently Maddox, Pax, Zahara, and two-year-old Shiloh don’t respect Nanny as much as Mommy. Brad & Angie left for the night and told the kids they could run up and down their entire floor.
L: That’s quite a sandbox.
“They were running up and down the hallway for over an hour.
“Their nanny tried to quieten them down and move them out the way when people came through.
“But she had her hands full with the four of them.”
A: Bitch please when you rent the whole third floor you can complain.
John Voit swears he and Angelina are reconciling after fighting for years, but why do we know more about his grandchildren than he does?
When asked about what he thought of his granddaughter Shiloh doing a cameo in Benjamin Button he had no idea!
I thought Brad was brilliant in it,” he says. “The piece was brilliant.” But the 70-year-old was caught off guard when asked if he had noticed his granddaughter Shiloh’s short cameo in the film. “I didn’t know that Shiloh was in it,” he said. “Really? I wasn’t prepared for that … where is it in the film?”
Grandpa you never support me!
Angelina probably tells her tribe of children that Grandpa died in a terrible lion attack so she doesn’t have to deal with him.
A: God put Angelina & Brad on loan while the couple promoted Benjamin Button, to a sea of screaming fans in Tokyo. Angelina noticed that during their limo romp on the way over Brad had got some jizz on his face. Or if you want to believe lipstick you can.
Pictured here is the downside of being the world’s most loved couple.
That particular fan is wearing a mask because she doesn’t want to catch Angelina’s Baby Fever!
A: Bloggers everywhere are pooping in their desk chairs over the fact that Angelina wore her designer blue Max Azria gown BACKWARDS to the SAG Awards. Everyone calm down everything’s going to be OK. Just because Angie does it doesn’t mean we have to right? RIGHT!? All you women out there are imagining if your favorite dress would work that way right now. Perhaps save you the Valentine’s Day cost. The answer is Yes!
Her stylist Jen Rade tells Usmagazine.com Jolie purposefully turned around the dress to make it “more blouson.” (The actress was also able to show off her tattoos more.)
Asked about getting ready, Jolie told E!: “I just like to be comfortable. I see what comfortable options are out there.”
A: Did we just get a recession fashion tip from Angelina? What a wise sage! She makes such a difference in our daily lives everyday. We should build a huge bronze statue of her smiling down at her children around her that we can see from space. L:What happened did she get some liquid Knox on her? Turn it around!
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