Perfectly Different

“Mom, Maddox is bothering me, and no one even paid for his baby pictures I got 2 million” Shiloh will say.

“Oh yeah well I got 10 for my pictures beat that!” New baby will exclaim.

“Mom why didn’t anyone pay for pictures of me?” Zara will cry!

This is what will happen to this poor family in ten years, because Hollywood’s already obsessed with them.

First it’s 2 million, than 4 to 6 for Jennifer’s babies, and now people are saying Brangelina’s baby pics could fetch 10 mil from the mags. But will Brangelina sell?

Pregnant stars are now “treating this like a game,” said National Enquirer Executive Editor Barry Levine.

“It’s become big business now,” Levine said. “It’s outrageous, they’ve gotten very sophisticated. The rights are bought up now even before the celeb enters the hospital. They hire extra security so it’s impossible to obtain a photo illegally.”

Levine said stars now realize that having a child is “akin to getting a role in a movie.” And the glossies don’t mind paying because they recoup the money over time with magazine sales, Web hits, and by re-selling the photos overseas.

Angelina Jolie, rumored to be carrying twins, could nab up to $10 million for selling the first exclusive photos of the babies, Levine estimates.

Well, in their defense they gave the money they made from Shiloh’s baby pictures to charity.

God is that you? No, that beaming light means it’s the God’s of Hollywood, and they’re giving away MILLIONS!

People Magazine couldn’t find another Brad and Angelina story so they just decided to sell issues by adding up their charitable donations.

Isn’t it fascinating?

Pitt (gave) $4,402,317, and Jolie $4,123,613, the Huffington Post reports, citing newly released federal tax filings. (These latest figures don’t include 2007 – in which, among other charitable efforts, Brad’s Make It Right Foundation raised $5 million.)
In terms of dispensing their funds, according to records for 2006, the foundation handed out $2,367,935, including $1 million to both Doctors Without Borders (International Division) and to the Global AIDS Alliance.
Additional gifts included $137,935 to the Namibia Red Cross Action Program (their daughter Shiloh was born in the African country); $100,000 to the Daniel Pearl Foundation (the late journalist’s widow, Marianne Pearl, was played by Jolie in A Mighty Heart); $100,000 to Global Green U.S.A. and to the Epidermolysis Bulloma Medical Research Foundation.
In addition, $20,000 went to an art park in Los Angeles, as did separate $5,000 donations to two orphanages that Jolie had visited.-People

8 Million is like adding another baby to the family, they’ll never notice.