A: Look at this Lynn! Ashlee Simpson’s defending her sister from the evil media! L:Snoring
“I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight,” she writes in a blog post on her Celebrity MySpace page. “A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.”
A: I understand now…. she’s saying her weight is crushing our hope for Obama!
Finally we get to see their baby Mowgli without having to pay for a People Magazine. Pete Wentz posted this holiday card on his site starring his very own baby Jesus center stage. The young couple recently stated that many magazines approached them for the pictures and they turned down piles of money (allegedly) to keep their pride…..and post it online weeks later for free. Riiight.
How mortifying to see your celebrity baby face the adversity of fame before they can even open their eyes. Ouch.
Pete Wentz took to his blog to squash the rumors that nobody wanted to pay millions to see his baby’s pics in the rag mags. It’s hard to believe the Simpson family (father Joe mostly) would not sell something for a paycheck.
About baby pics gossip: truth is like every celeb couple we were offered mounds and mounds of money by mags from here to Guam to pimp out the baby. We just don’t want to go down that road with him.
We are not placing judgment on those that do as they often use the money in a very charitable way. However, we have made the decision to not sell Bronx’s baby pictures right now. . . . We understand the curiosity, just not the viciousness that comes along with it when it becomes so insatiable. We know there will be a time when we’ll share him with everyone because that insatiable curiosity becomes unsafe or simply because we’re proud parents who want to show him off! We know our fans support and care about us and want to know about our family and we’ve always been straight up and open with those who care about us most, so at some time, when it makes sense, Bronx will be out in the world.
In the meantime, we’d like to say thank you to those who have allowed us relative privacy in letting us just be a family for now — and to enjoy all the happiness he’s brought us.
ps trust me he’s cute. he looks like his mommy.
What a dumb move, you could have donated all that money to a good cause….like Aunt Jessica. She needs the help.
Pete Wentz’s so excited he’s already started sewing clothes for her!
Seriously.
“Ashlee and Pete are on cloud nine,” an insider told Star for its latest issue. “The doctor told them they actually conceived the baby just before Valentine’s Day while they were on vacation and has given them an initial due date of Oct. 31. When Pete heard he might have his baby on Halloween, he went nuts. For an emo-rocker type like Pete, that would be just too perfect.”
We know what we’re getting her as a baby gift…… a weegie board!
Oh yeah, and you can see her baby bump starting too. Ashlee’s going to be one of those pretty pregnant women that get their picture taken naked by Annie Lebowitz. Then you go over to her house and have to comment on how moving the photo is.
Ashlee and Pete Wentz told Ryan Seacrest they were having their honeymoon in her basement, and we believed her. Damn LIE FACE, she tricked us again. Those two crazy kids actually honeymooned in the Caribbean, and we’ve got the pics to prove it.
Sure she hasn’t confirmed her little Wentz in the oven, but look at her stomach and those boobs. She didn’t have those boobs before. HELLO!?
Jessica arrived with Tony Romo to show up the recent rumors they’re O-VAH!?
These Simpson girls always keep us guessing, which is one of the reasons they keep us interested. Daddy Joe Simpson is selling the story to People (and pictures we hear) so here’s there look INSIDE:
Simpson, 23, wore an ivory lace wedding gown by Monique Lhuillier accessorized with a diamond necklace and earrings by Neil Lane as she and Wentz, 28, exchanged vows in front of 150 guests at her parents’ Los Angeles area home.
Dad Joe Simpson performed the non-denominational ceremony, while sister Jessica served as maid of honor. Wentz’s English bulldog, Hemingway, was the ring-bearer. Guests included Jessica’s boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, as well as actor Donald Faison with girlfriend CaCee Cobb. - People
Ashlee couldn’t resist showing her rocker chick side, so of course, she had an Alice In Wonderland themed reception (cringe)
With the help of wedding planner Mindy Weiss, Simpson got her dream nuptials: The Alice in Wonderland themed reception featured a wedding cake by Sam Godfrey of Perfect Endings with a top hat, tea pot, stop watch and a pot of flowers on top. The elaborate centerpieces of black beauty roses were by Mark’s Garden. Guests were served Rose Veuve Clicquot champagne followed by a sit-down dinner and dancing to a DJ.-People
Congrats, Mr. and Mrs. Wentz (is she taking his name?), everyone knows you two are in some real life love.
Are they really doing it! Are they really going to tie the knot next weekend?
We’ve met both Pete and Ashlee, they were exuding that young love we-just-did-it glow, and were so perfectly cute together it was like something out of a Hot Topic Valentine’s Card.
Let’s take bets on their wedding colors…uh we guess white, black, and pink! Eccentric Glamour Wedding!
“The wedding invitations have been sent out, its taking place the weekend of May 16. The location will not be revealed until the day of the wedding but guests are told it will be an hour drive from Los Angeles.”-Hollyscoop