It’s nice to see Jessica Simpson happy and coupled again. She seems to do better with a man on her arm and in her bed. Here she is celebrating her 30th birthday with her new 30lbs that she has put on this year, and her new man ex-NFL player Eric Johnson in Capri.

Let’s hope she can keep this one from becoming a tragic media breakup…. or not.

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This vampire look thing is getting out of hand.

What do you do when you’ve just been used by the CW to bring their Melrose Place revamp some press buzz… and then abruptly canned. You get your hair done… duh. Ashlee Simpson is gig’less and arguably talentless so she’s opting to play the paparazzi for press photos with a hair color change… sadly, it works.

Let the judging begin!

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A: Look at this Lynn! Ashlee Simpson’s defending her sister from the evil media!
L: Snoring

“I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight,” she writes in a blog post on her Celebrity MySpace page. “A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.”

A: I understand now…. she’s saying her weight is crushing our hope for Obama!

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Finally we get to see their baby Mowgli without having to pay for a People Magazine. Pete Wentz posted this holiday card on his site starring his very own baby Jesus center stage. The young couple recently stated that many magazines approached them for the pictures and they turned down piles of money (allegedly) to keep their pride…..and post it online weeks later for free. Riiight.

How mortifying to see your celebrity baby face the adversity of fame before they can even open their eyes. Ouch.

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Pete Wentz took to his blog to squash the rumors that nobody wanted to pay millions to see his baby’s pics in the rag mags. It’s hard to believe the Simpson family (father Joe mostly) would not sell something for a paycheck.

About baby pics gossip: truth is like every celeb couple we were offered mounds and mounds of money by mags from here to Guam to pimp out the baby. We just don’t want to go down that road with him.

We are not placing judgment on those that do as they often use the money in a very charitable way. However, we have made the decision to not sell Bronx’s baby pictures right now. . . . We understand the curiosity, just not the viciousness that comes along with it when it becomes so insatiable. We know there will be a time when we’ll share him with everyone because that insatiable curiosity becomes unsafe or simply because we’re proud parents who want to show him off! We know our fans support and care about us and want to know about our family and we’ve always been straight up and open with those who care about us most, so at some time, when it makes sense, Bronx will be out in the world.

In the meantime, we’d like to say thank you to those who have allowed us relative privacy in letting us just be a family for now — and to enjoy all the happiness he’s brought us.

ps trust me he’s cute. he looks like his mommy.

What a dumb move, you could have donated all that money to a good cause….like Aunt Jessica. She needs the help.

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We had the chance to ask Ashlee what her top two potential baby names were and here’s what she had to say:

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that they got , they named their kid after the Bronx.

“Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long.”

Congrats!

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Pete Wentz’s so excited he’s already started sewing clothes for her!

Seriously.

“Ashlee and Pete are on cloud nine,” an insider told Star for its latest issue. “The doctor told them they actually conceived the baby just before Valentine’s Day while they were on vacation and has given them an initial due date of Oct. 31. When Pete heard he might have his baby on Halloween, he went nuts. For an emo-rocker type like Pete, that would be just too perfect.”

We know what we’re getting her as a baby gift…… a weegie board!

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Congrats to our friend Ash‘!

The couple, who married in May, filled out a registry for their baby in June and the source says,

“almost everything is blue…”

A salesperson at Petit Tresor who helped the couple said,

“They made it very clear that it was a boy…”

Good Times!

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SHA-BANG!

POW!

Use those boobs now Ashlee!

Oh yeah, and you can see her baby bump starting too. Ashlee’s going to be one of those pretty pregnant women that get their picture taken naked by Annie Lebowitz. Then you go over to her house and have to comment on how moving the photo is.

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Photo credit: Egotastic

Ashlee and Pete Wentz told Ryan Seacrest they were having their honeymoon in her basement, and we believed her. Damn LIE FACE, she tricked us again. Those two crazy kids actually honeymooned in the Caribbean, and we’ve got the pics to prove it.

Sure she hasn’t confirmed her little Wentz in the oven, but look at her stomach and those boobs. She didn’t have those boobs before. HELLO!?

Congrats bitches!

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