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A couple of the smallest living child stars around now that Gary Coleman has left us, Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen are photographed here getting around NYC escorted by their body guard and Marlboro Lights close in hand.
What’s the deal with the spray paint colored hair girls? I suspect it is some sort of reaction from a lack of caloric intake.
Famous for being famished, Ashley Olsen is not a skinny PezHead any longer! This is actually huge news considering that most of her celebrity was based on that fact that she was an emaciated fashion muse.
Clearly, the emaciation and fashionista thing have been replaced with mid-western hips and plaid flannels spotted with holes just over her plumping booty. These photos were snapped while she was jogging with her boyfriend Justin Bartha here in Hollywood yesterday. She better do more than jogging… girl, you better pick up that pace if you want to get into Chanel spring.
We love, we love, we love our calender twins.
We see side boob!
These are not Halloween costumes…these are pin up girls you an hang by your desk and profess proudly it’s the twins!
Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen took all their expensive furs off to become models for Timothy White’s new book Hollywood Pin-Ups. The book is filled with a bunch of Hollywood actresses, but we only anted to see these two.
Saved money on that book! Thanks Celebridiot
They didn’t talk about their private security, their drug habits, or the famous men they sleep with. We’re sure their “people” came with a long list on no no’s for the Oprah staff.
We doubt this is what these girl’s are really like behind closed doors. During the unbearable hour ( where we read our book and watched at the same time) it felt like they were interview for a job and not getting it!
Biggest let down of our week, and we weren’t the only ones who thought so.
We had more fun watching them dig for money to put in their piggy bank on Full House.
Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen’s new book Influence is getting rave reviews from NY Mag for the revealing interviews with some of fashions biggest names! In the book Mary Kate & Ashley interview their fashion icons and in turn open up a little themselves.
A coffee table must for any fashionista!
Here’s a little peek at their conversation with Karl Lagerfeld.
He gives the girls family-planning advice!
KL: I like more classic [shapes] now. Best thing to do for skinny people to wear tight dresses. Although jeans are becoming too tight.
AO: Ah! Yes, it’s becoming a problem. It’s the worst.
KL: You can kill yourself in these jeans.
MKO: Ha, I’d rather stay inside with my friends than limp out in tight trousers.
KL: Maybe you’ll stay inside with a baby. Do you want to get married? Children? Two perfect mums, yes?
[Mary-Kate and Ashley look at each other]
KL: Ah! Don’t worry, you have time. You’re young. Don’t you want to get married?
MKO: I don’t feel the need to get married. But Ashley wants children. I’ll be a great aunt or godmother.
AO: To my child.
KL: [To Ashley] Are you planning?
AO: No. I don’t even have a boyfriend. You have to plan that first, right? Figure that out first?
KL: If you get a boyfriend it doesn’t mean that! Today you can have a baby first. If you want. I never liked the idea of a family at all. If it’s a woman — it’s more fun for a woman.
See the girls do wish and want for things! How revealing! We can all sleep easy knowing the twins wish they were as tall as we are. HA!
Although it may look as though Ashley Olsen has never been fed… it seems she is fed up with her sister’s Hollywood type behavior. Mary Kate has fired Ashley from her duties on their couture clothing line The Row.
It is being said that Mary-Kate Olsen does not share the same work ethic as her sister these days. Mary Kate’s unwillingness to give up her party-girl lifestyle and focus on the business has resulted in a rift developing between the super skinny sisters. Ashley says to the press that Mary Kate needs to:
“…step back from her current responsibilities until she has her personal life together.”
It has been a hard year for Mary Kate. We wish her the best.
Have you ever seen her smile?
LOOK at Ashley Olson’s teeth! She must be WASTED!
The last time we saw her teeth was on a rerun of Full House.
We had just assumed she had her mouth wired shut.
Good for you girl! SMILE BABY!
Girls look away! These two are like poison to your self image.
You think you’re thin and look good until you see this!
They grow up so fast, just yesterday she was looking for spare change in the couch cushions ( Alex’s fav episode of Full House “Look A Nickel, Look a Cheeto!”) and now they’re chain smoking, starving, collecting dead animals to wear… and sunbathing!
