Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore were booed by Sao Paolo paparazzi when the couple showed up three hours late for a fashion show part of Fashion Week in Brazil. Why did the designer hold the show for three hours? I’m sure Demi’s or Ashton’s people weren’t begging the designer to hold the show so the normally fashionable couple wouldn’t miss the show. They receive some sort of strange booing when they arrive which they seem to ignore. A couple giggles from Demi and some smiles… They are pros.

If you ever wanted to hear Ashton play the guitar and Demi’s daughter Scout singing voice, you’re in for a soft surprise. Granted, Ashton kind of stums the same three cords, but Scout has a gentle Fiest-like tone like doesn’t suck. We actually want to hear more! It seems like just yesterday we were all like, “Scout? What kind of a name is that?” And now she’s grown into this college student with amazing skin!

Mila Kunis is all blusher, eyeliner, and boobs for the February cover of Cosmopolitan magazine. She has been awarded the title of Cosmo’s “Fun, Fearless Female” of the year. Fame, fortune, and success look really good on Mila. She has come a long way from her days on ‘That 70′s Show’.

What Mila looks for in a man:

“Confidence, not cockiness. Knowing who you are is confidence. Cockiness is knowing who you are and pushing it down everyone’s throat. Looks go; they fade. I don’t think looks matter…[I like men who] do gentlemanly things like open the door for me while writing me a song and taking control in the bedroom while showing off his muscles.”

Who was her best on-screen kisser:

“Justin [Timberlake]’s upper lip…Natalie [Portman]’s bottom lip…Ashton [Kutcher]’s stubble…James [Franco]’s chin…and Jason [Segel]’s teeth.”

Mila is an on camera kissing whore!

Looking a bit like a boy snuggling with his mother, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore posted this photo on her Twitter account. Seems like they are still trying to convince us that their relationship is in perfect working order despite all the cheating rumors swirling around Ashton at the moment.

Are you a Tweetard? Addicted to Twitter? Compelled to inform people that you ‘just sat dwn at ihop’?

Well, if you are that narcissist that insists everyone know that you are ‘wlking the dog’… you’ll be glad to know that the enablers at Twitter have made it more effecient for you followers to know that you have ‘takn 2nd poo today’. Oh, that reminds me, follow Ragmag on Twitter!

… Introducing a new, re-engineered Twitter.com that provides an easier, faster, and richer experience.
You will now find @mentions, retweets, searches, and lists just above your timeline – creating a single, streamlined view on the left of the screen. On the right, you can see the features you’re familiar with, including whom you recently followed and who recently followed you, favorites, and Trending Topics… Underneath each Tweet is a handful of information, deeper context and even embedded media.

Get your twat on… We do!

We love us some Helen Miran over here at Ragmag. Check her out working her well aged lady bumps for the pages of the New Yorker. I don’t know if I would have chosen a bath tub for the shoot… doesn’t the water make her a little more wrinkled? Whatever she is doing it is working. Helen looks amazing and refreshingly vunurable in these endearing and fleshy shots to accompany her interview…

The evolution of women’s sexuality over the last few decades:

“The Playboy Mansion, coke, and the rise of all that — [Robert] Guccione and [Hugh] Hefner always pushed it as liberation, but it didn’t seem like that to me. That was women obeying the sexualized form created by men — though maybe we always do that, because we want to be attractive. But I was kind of a trailblazer because I demanded to do it my own way. I’d say, ‘I’m not having it put on me by someone else.’ I didn’t want to be the sort of puritanical good girl with a little white collar who says, ‘Don’t shag until you get married.’”

On the current female stars of Hollywood:

“I love bold women: Madonna and Scarlett Johansson — sexy and gorgeous, but not only that. And Miley Cyrus — fantastic! And Lady Gaga. I love the way she’s elevated pop to performance art, or dragged performance art down to pop, or maybe made a wonderful amalgam of the two.”

Not sure about that Miley statement but the rest is spot on. We are loving Helen.