This is just cruel of Ashton Kutcher, to Twitter a pic hanging with his brother, when he’s always been the hot one. Doesn’t he realize Twitter only opens a door that leads to a bitter online world of comparisons. People may say things like “They have the same nose, but it stops there”. Or “He’s no Baldwin brother ladies… how badly do you want in?” ….but not us.
Demi’s favorite toy, Ashton Kutcher and the tobacco loving Katherine Heigl are currently filming a scene for their upcoming flick, ‘Five Killers’, in St. Barts. Ashton is sporting some sexy short shorts… no tan? Katherine is boring up the shot in denim and tourist all over her.
A: Katherine’s body is dying for a cig right now. L: The “maybe go and see” movie is about some woman (Katherine Heigl) who goes on a vacation and meets her perfect man… they get married soon after. Ashton ends up being an ex-spy and the neighbors end up being assassins with their sights set on them… blah, blah, blah… take your clothes off. A: No kidding I loved Mr. & Mrs. Smith!
No snail trail? How are you to know where to trace your fingers down? Odd. Cast and movie info at IMDB, if you care… otherwise just look at the pretty pictures.
A:Ashton has captured the world’s attention with his personal twats (or twitter’s your choice) and videos between his fans and his wife Demi. So much so that you can find Ashton and what he’s doing or what Demi’s personal thoughts are anytime. Even when a friend gets too boring at dinner and I’d rather be with Ashton anyways.
Now he’s twittering a viral video that’s infecting Youtube of his chest being waxed for his current film.
L: This is jut strange he’s collecting this footage for something. He’s going to use it as a new television Truman show-esque life site.
A: He already has, hasn’t he. We’re all watching him in the south of France shooting “Five Killers” behind the scenes. It’s what America wants, a short connection with a famous person.
L: John Mayer called Twitter “silly and dumb” today, did you hear that?
A: John Mayer also thinks writing a girl a song for her birthday will prevent her from dumping you.
A: YES I KNEW IT! Ashton plays with dolls with friends in his hotel room
L: You wish,but that is soo not what’s going on in this video. Ashton is in Germany right now and said on his Twitter page yesterday that he was staying in the exact room where Michael Jackson held his baby out the window.
So of course he has to pay tribute via spoof video on the net.
“We are in the exact room where MJ held the baby out the window. we are plotting a re-enactment at a time to be disclosed later.”
A: Um…if this is suppose to be a surprise “to be disclosed later” why is he telling us?
I pee outside, outside my house, in my yard. I usually start off my day by taking my dogs out. While they go, I go. Thats probably my least appealing habit. I just feel like Im connecting with nature, I bond and feel like caveman. Man, tents, cave, pee, bush.
When we first read this we though, “Ewww!” Then we realized his “house” is probably a huge 250,000sq foot mansion with no one around it for miles.
Would you care if Ashton peed in your front lawn……..yeah we wouldn’t either.
Jennifer did three interviews that night and one of those was with LYNN and our very own LA Rag Mag!It’s a minute into this clip but THE ENDING IS THE BEST! You can see Lynn trying to shove the red mic in her face to get her attention and her kind of look over and laugh at him.
Demi Moore has so many mics in her face it was almost phallic, but Lynn still managers to get that exclusive….or not so much.
Can we just say how much we LOVE Jordana Brewster, she just shot the pilot for Mr. and Mrs. Smith television series, and it was like talking to one of our fruit flies. We totally pictured ourselves drinking a beer on the beach together, talking about boys, she was that personable.
Watch as Lynn tries to find out what man bought Sophia Bush’s honkin’ diamond earrings!
Laura Day reveals her secrets to success and celebrity.
Other blogs just wrote about it, WE ACTUALLY WENT!
Let’s just say Jen gave three interviews that night and one was with US. Now we’re BFF and she just won’t stop calling!UGH!
The video of Lynn interviewing Jen will be up shortly, so stay tuned.
Ashton and Demi descended onto the red carpet like two Angelic figures. It was the closest we’ve ever felt to God.
Author, and celebrity spiritual leader, Laura Day, talking about practical intuition. It’s like The Secret but with more substance and less filler.
Jordana Brewster, was so flawless at first we thought she was a mannequin. this girl is going places ( She just shot the Mr. and Mrs. Smith Pilot) and gave us a stellar interview, about her love for Adam and Danny, which is also coming soon.
We’re even on other blogs covering the carpet! We’re HUGE in cyberspace!
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