Don’t compare the Knowles family to the Jackson’s because Beyonce’s an f’ing private school girl! Beech! (Bitch)
Beyonce hurt Janet Jackson’s familial feelings when she compared her upbringing to the poor pathetic Jackson family in a very harsh tone. Giiiiirl don’t talk about my family like that I’ll pull out your hair and scratch out your eyes.Weave fight!
“I grew up upper class. Private school. My dad had a Jaguar. We’re African-American and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like The Jacksons.
“But I didn’t have parents using me to get out of a bad situation.”
Modesty was always one of Beyonce’s strong points.
Janet Jackson is rumored to be on the revenge and now offically hates Beyonces guts.
“Janet wanted to know why Beyonce had to mention her family. They’re not friends and barely know each other. She feels Beyonce went out of her way to tell the world she’s from the upper class and the Jacksons were like a bunch of dirty gutter rats.
“Not only is Janet telling everyone who will listen that Beyonce has a lot of growing up to do and that she needs to stop trying to impress everyone, she’s planning to confront Beyonce herself and read her the riot act.”
Beyonce’s fun to dance to and all but has she really left that big of a mark, or are most of her singles a #1 single of the week? In 20 years are we really going to rush onto the dance floor at our kid’s wedding when they play that old hit “Independent Women” or “Bootylicious”? We think not.
OMG remember when we were talking about how a gay guy could do Beyonce’s job, and then one challenged her to a dance off on Youtube, which we posted? Well SNL caught on to the joke and had our very own Justin Timberlake perform as a group of backup dancers for her new video, Single Ladies.
It’s fascinating to see Justin Timberlake be able to work it in a pair of black heels.
Waste your time and watch it… STARTING AT 4:00 IN.
As if we couldn’t dislike Beyonce even more, now she has titled her upcoming album,”I Am … Sasha Fierce” due November 18, and is demanding everyone call her Sasha Fierce.
And all this time we were calling her Stupid Face.
“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am,” the former Destiny’s Child frontwoman said in a statement.
“Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.”-SOURCE
Sasha Fierce, Stupid Face, Beyonce, none of these names will subside the public’s declining interest in her sound.
She and Jay Z nailed every aspect of their marriage down with an attached price tag according to the National Enquirer! To us this sounds a bit fake only because we know she’d want WAY MORE than this! 5 million a baby is nothing. You can sell the pictures for more nowadays!
“The prenup calls for Jay-Z to pay Beyonce $10 million if the marriage ends after two years, and $1 million dollars a year for each further year she remains in the marriage, up to 15 years,” revealed a source familiar with the deal.
“If they do split, he’s promised to pony up $10 million to buy her a home..
“He’s promised to pay her an additional $5 million for each child she bears him - for her ‘loss of income’ during the pregnancy and child-rearing years.”-The National Enquirer
UPDATE: Her father has come out denying reports that Beyonce is prego!
That’s why they got married so fast, they’re old fashion that way!
A source close to the couple revealed, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding.” The source also told Hollyscoop that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private weddng were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting.
If it’s a girl we bet she’ll name it something obnoxious like, Princess or Angel.
Well, it took long enough and we have to give it up to our girl B, for keeping it a quiet affair. So quite in fact, that the only picture People.com had were some flowers and candelabras!
We just can’t believe Beyonce didn’t want the cameras, the crowd, and the money from the wedding pictures! It’s unfathomable to us! The only thing self centered about this wedding was the fact the she got married on her birthday. Which is weird. Maybe they’re going to sell pictures of their private affair later and prove us all right.
The ceremony was followed by a lavish party at the rapper’s Tribeca apartment that drew Beyoncé’s mother Tina Knowles, her father/manager Mathew, her sister Solange, her Destiny’s Child mates Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, and the couple’s friend Gwyneth Paltrow.-People
George Clooney was also seen outside the scene.
According to E! News, the couple is having two weddings!
For what it’s worth, In Touch Weekly reports that the duo, who have matching “IV” tattoos on their ring fingers, are planning a second ceremony in France on May 4, exactly one month from today. However, Jay-Z is on a North American tour with Mary J. Blige that’s not scheduled to wrap until May 8.
Or perhaps….deep down….they’re regular people who wanted to have a private and intimate ceremony.
Yes, and they’ve got 60 days to do it. It’s Beyonce-zilla!!
Beyoncé Knowles and longtime beau Jay-Z have taken out a marriage license in Scarsdale, N.Y., PEOPLE has learned.
According to a source, the pair obtained a license Tuesday morning. The document is valid for 60 days. -People Magazine
We just can’t see these two having a quite ceremony. You know it’s going to pop out of nowhere as the wedding of the year. Beyonce can’t help herself!! She’s going to make this some huge event, but act like she doesn’t want cameras there.
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