Beyonce’s Commercial Banned in UK

Bootylicious Beyonce is putting out her first fragrance with some scandalous publicity. Her steamy TV spot for her fragrance, ‘Heat’ has been banned in the UK during daytime TV and is only allowed to air after 7;30pm due to all the oiled up flesh being flashed.

Here is what their Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) released:

“Beyonce’s body movements and the camera’s prolonged focus on shots of her dress slipping away to partially expose her breasts created a sexually provocative ad that was unsuitable to be seen by young children. We considered that the ad should not have been shown before 7.30pm due to the sexually provocative nature of the imagery.”

I love her rendition of ‘Fever’ and I am sorta loving the campaign. Beyonce is always so PG, it’s good to see her be a bit edgy… even if it’s just a bit. The commercial doesn’t seem too racy, judge for yourself.

Forbes Top Hip-Hop Earners

Even though they all rap about how much cash they have it seems only one understands the concept of… “Mo’ Money”. Looks like Jay-Z is making some money off of running Beyonce’s career. $63 million to be exact. Forbes checked their credit and here is what they came up with…

No. 1: Jay-Z, $63 million
No. 2: P Diddy, $30 million
No. 3: Akon, $21 million
No. 4: Lil Wayne, $20 million
No. 5: Dr. Dre, $17 million
No. 6: Ludacris, $16 million
No. 7: Snoop Dogg, $15 million
No. 8: Timbaland, $14 million
No. 9: Pharrell Williams, $13 million
No. 10: Kanye West, $12 million

Look who is coming up the rear!

Beyonce’s New Video: Why Don’t You Love Me

“Why Don’t You Love Me” – Beyoncé from Beyoncé on Vimeo.

Beyonce’s new video for “Why Don’t You Love Me” is different if nothing else. Beyonce gives us all a lot of garter belts, great jewelry, fetish whips, and acting in the form of sloppy make up smearing on her face from forced tears. Whatever. It’s good enough to watch for half of the video, at the least. Enjoy.

New Beyonce Video: Why Don’t You Love Me

“Why Don’t You Love Me” – Sneak Peek from Beyonce on Vimeo.

It’s sneak peek time people. Here we have big hips and thighs having, red lipstick wearing, and Jay-Z loving, Beyonce.

Beyonce looks hot in her ‘B.B. Homemaker’ persona. Love the greasy sweat. Get dirty. Enjoy your 30 second teaser from her upcoming music video, Why Don’t You Love Me.

New Video: Lady Gaga & Beyonce ‘Telephone’

Look… I would go on and make an array of alliterations about Gaga newest video, ‘Telephone’… but it’s already 10 minutes long. You are going to look intensely busy at your desk for the next ten minutes.

Lady Gaga & Beyonce for ‘Telephone’

I hope Lady Gaga’s stylist gets paid for her relentless incarnations. Here are a few stills from her new video “Telephone.” Beyonce makes a cameo in the video… but she’s no video ho… oh wait… no… she totes it.


Gaga debuts the video, which will premiere on E! News at 11:30 p.m. Thursday night. Set your TiVo’s.

FUED: Beyonce Vs. Janet Jackson

Don’t compare the Knowles family to the Jackson’s because Beyonce’s an f’ing private school girl! Beech! (Bitch)

Beyonce hurt Janet Jackson’s familial feelings when she compared her upbringing to the poor pathetic Jackson family in a very harsh tone. Giiiiirl don’t talk about my family like that I’ll pull out your hair and scratch out your eyes.Weave fight!

“I grew up upper class. Private school. My dad had a Jaguar. We’re African-American and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like The Jacksons.

“But I didn’t have parents using me to get out of a bad situation.”


Modesty was always one of Beyonce’s strong points.

Janet Jackson is rumored to be on the revenge and now offically hates Beyonces guts.

“Janet wanted to know why Beyonce had to mention her family. They’re not friends and barely know each other. She feels Beyonce went out of her way to tell the world she’s from the upper class and the Jacksons were like a bunch of dirty gutter rats.

“Not only is Janet telling everyone who will listen that Beyonce has a lot of growing up to do and that she needs to stop trying to impress everyone, she’s planning to confront Beyonce herself and read her the riot act.”

Beyonce’s fun to dance to and all but has she really left that big of a mark, or are most of her singles a #1 single of the week? In 20 years are we really going to rush onto the dance floor at our kid’s wedding when they play that old hit “Independent Women” or “Bootylicious”? We think not.

Give me a beat!

Justin Rocks As Beyonce’s Gay Back Up Dancer

OMG remember when we were talking about how a gay guy could do Beyonce’s job, and then one challenged her to a dance off on Youtube, which we posted? Well SNL caught on to the joke and had our very own Justin Timberlake perform as a group of backup dancers for her new video, Single Ladies.

It’s fascinating to see Justin Timberlake be able to work it in a pair of black heels.

Waste your time and watch it… STARTING AT 4:00 IN.