Did ‘Natural’ Julia Roberts Get New Boobs?

We think SOOOOOO.

Pics don’t lie only actresses do. Julia’s told us over and over and OVER that she’s against Botox, although she never said anything about silicone!

“I want my kids to know when I’m pissed, when I’m happy and when I’m confounded. Your face tells a story, and it shouldn’t be a story about your drive to the doctor’s office”

We totes get it Julia, you were blessed with big lips but you weren’t blessed with big tits. I heard all the LA women get new boobs put in after delivering their baby so people can’t reference their recovery period, I’m just saying! That’s what I heard. Star is questioning how you’re able to fill out that bikini on a Hawaiian beach Aug 30th, with only your “organic” fruit…

“She was probably a 34A or small B, and now she looks more like a nice, full C cup,” Dr.Linder tells Star. “Her breasts have more projection, and she certainly fills in her bathing suit much, much better.”

They asked an expert so you KNOW it’s true!

AB OFF : Kelly Ripa Vs. Husband Marc Consuelos

Is it weird that we’re more sexually attracted to Kelly’s abs and amazing pectoral muscles than hubby Marc Consuelos? She wins hands DOWN in the Hamptons this weekend!

I should call my parents and tell them I’m finally into chicks.

Modern Family’s Julie Bowen – Bikini Babe

Yes, this photo is not at all flattering… but let’s keep it real, she’s hot. Who knew the mom from Modern Family was such a babe under those haggard clothes they always put her in? She has abs like a gay man. Not me of course, but other gay men I know.

Maybe Julie will show us some skin in the season finale where the gang hits Hawaii.

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Guess The Bikini Bod We Barely See

Oh My Gawd, besides the fact that I think this artist is a total muff loving mo’, she looks banging in her bikini. I almost didn’t recognize her from the back, because she’s on vacation so her Good Hair is on vacation too!

Usually her leggy limbs are hidden behind a huge instrument. If I told you the instrument it would give it away so just click through and find out.

Bikini Bodies From Hollywood Heaven & Hell

Let’s see who’s frolicking on the beach today. OH HOW CUTE! Here we have Penelope Cruz and her comfortably curvy Latina body. Ay ye yeeee muy importante!
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Cruz was snapped enjoy the sea on Fernando de Noronha, a cluster of islands off the Brazilian coast, with rumored fiance Javier Bardem. Are they engaged? Aren’t they? There’s a HONKING sapphire ring on her left hand. Haven’t we asked this question before when she was Tom Cruise’s beard?

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I’m a gay man so I see women’s bodies ALL THE TIME, and have to admit I love Penelope’s.

What else do we have..ahh it’s a walking CRYPT KEEPER! Oh no…wait..it’s just Rachel Zoe and her Xelephone wearing a bikini

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Doctors looked at this pic and estimated she weighed an astonishing 80lbs. Now that’s some self discipline! You go girl, pass that food!