A: It’s a slow news day so I want to believe this, and they slapped it on their cover so here it goes. Star Magazine is claiming Angie walked by the twins bedroom, only to find the man who left a woman for her, was now hitting on the nanny. Angie discovered Brad massaging her neck and flew into a crazy Angelina rage, which is nothing like your normal person rage.
Angie slapped Brad across the face and fired the nanny on the spot who I guess is now selling her story.
Now wait, a minute…didn’t I just see this scene play out on Desperate Actress Housewives with Too Many Children? This story oozes lies just so Star can sell some paper. They are fibbing, fibbing, FIBBING!
A: Trying to be a normal family living as part of our world in New York, Angelina & Brad took the herd to see The Little Mermaid (on skates but looks like swimming) on Broadway. Judging from their faces as they were leaving it doesn’t seem like anyone liked it except Shiloh. I bet the performers sang better and danced sharper because the knew the Prom King & Queen were attending.
These kids are so cool they’re not even in bed at 9PM!
Brad: When I started MIckey Rourke and Sean Penn were my idols so I’m honored.
A: AAAhh! They’re here omg they’re here!
Eva: She looks so boring, she wears that all the time.
A: Angelina’s showing that she doesn’t have to be dripping in jewels to look good, and she’s already won so this doesn’t even require a dress of color!
Bianca: Whatever they’re beautiful, I adore her green chandelier earrings.
(Now We’re watching TV GUIDE)
A: Lisa Rinna looks so fightening! Was she electrocuted?
B: JESUS CHRIST LISA! Her cheeks looks like she just got her molers taken out!
David: So much older looking!
Bianca: She put fat in her face or something!
L: OH Brad & Angie are RUNNING inside now, they must have seen Lisa’s hair
Lynn: Angelina’s Bored.
A: She doesn’t have to talk with those earrings.
Rebecca: She doesn’t want to be there.
David: She HAS to be there she’s nominated.
HOUR LATER NOW THE TWO QUEENS HAVE A SHOWDOWN AS JENNIFER PRESENTS FEET AWAY FROM ANGIE
A: Jennifer had Angelina smiling the whole time she was on her stage.
L: Then she ripped up that guys Oscar envelope and ran off.
A: Oh she’s back! Why is she acting so psycho? Oh she’s being funny.
Bianca: She’s coming across bitchy a bit and awkward.
A: A guest at the oh so affluent Dorchester Hotel, in London, wants to file a complaint about the most famous kids in the world.
L: Uh oh someone’s getting a spanking.
A: BLASPHEMY! Brad & Angie would never hit!
L: After renting the ENTIRE 3rd floor at a hotel where the average room costs 6,000 a night, the hotel still had to take complaints from guests about their child screams.
A: Apparently Maddox, Pax, Zahara, and two-year-old Shiloh don’t respect Nanny as much as Mommy. Brad & Angie left for the night and told the kids they could run up and down their entire floor.
L: That’s quite a sandbox.
“They were running up and down the hallway for over an hour.
“Their nanny tried to quieten them down and move them out the way when people came through.
“But she had her hands full with the four of them.”
A: Bitch please when you rent the whole third floor you can complain.
“It is a really nice honor that we’re both nominated,” he said. “We still haven’t had a whole lot of time to sit down and take it in but it’s really nice to have it in the family that way.
“I’m so proud of Angelina, as I’m sure everyone can imagine. I much prefer watching her movies than my own.”
“I walked away realising that time is short,” he says, talking on a sound stage at the Warner Bros studios in Burbank, California. “I don’t know if I have a day or 10 days or 10 years or 40 years. Am I halfway or am I close to the end? I don’t know, so I have to make sure I don’t waste those moments in any kind of pettiness or bitterness or laziness, and that I surround myself with the people who are most important to me.
“Angelina and I are together because we can enhance each other. I don’t want to waste any time because I’m with company I really, really love.”
A: God put Angelina & Brad on loan while the couple promoted Benjamin Button, to a sea of screaming fans in Tokyo. Angelina noticed that during their limo romp on the way over Brad had got some jizz on his face. Or if you want to believe lipstick you can.
Pictured here is the downside of being the world’s most loved couple.
That particular fan is wearing a mask because she doesn’t want to catch Angelina’s Baby Fever!
A: Praise the Lord! Brad reproduced so our children could have Knox to drool over too. Only Brad could look hot in a Baby Bjorn carrier but watch out B, I think the kid just crapped himself from all the attention. That’s a poo poo face.
Jennifer Aniston shield your eyes because the world’s most famous family landed in Japan to promote Brad’s Benjamin Button and were greeted by the entire country. Don’t you love how the kids have no idea why these people are screaming?
A: After sitting through the Weho Awards, where our community rewarded themselves, we didn’t feel the need to cover the SAG Awards where all the actors tell each other how great they are. Another awards show that’s suppose to be considered the “real” awards because it’s given to you by your peers blah blah blah.
I’m sure for an actor it’s another achievement but for the audience at home…BORE SNORE!
Yes, God let us borrow his two favorite angels Brad & Angelina for the night, and Giuliana Rancic gets the interview but can’t get over the fact that she’s star struck and asks them irrelevant questions that cause the Pitt’s to clam up.
A:Glamour Magazine has always been know for it’s hard hitting journalism and now they’re asking the men of America the question on everyone’s mind.
“Angelina Jolie has a sexual proposition for you: First she wants to watch you have sex with Brad Pitt, and then she’ll have sex with you.
“Do you go for it?”
A:81% of men said no they would not…… but 99% said if they could stick their penis though a hole and close their eyes they would. L: I’m confused when do I sleep with Brad?
Brad Pitt is cool, Brad Pittallegedly smokes pot… so… smoking pot must be cool. Thank God!
Rudin, who used to run 2000 BC, the trendy drug paraphernalia shop Pitt once frequented, tells America’s Globe tabloid, “It was no secretBrad liked to smoke pot. He was so open and honest about it. It seemed to me all he wanted to do was smoke weed, make movies and go to the beach. “He’d come into the shop all the time.
He came in once and was excited about smoking with one of his very big-name co-stars.
‘We blaze every day in his trailer,’ Brad boasted.
He had a huge grin on his face”. Rudin claims Pitt, who was once spotted wearing a T-shirt with ‘I live for hemp’ emblazoned on it, and a sweater bearing a large marijuana leaf printed on it, was such a fan of drug culture, he gave the crew of one filmdecorative bongs he’d bought from 2000 BC as gifts.”
Somewhere Nancy Reagan is really pissed.
Let’s not forget that Brad and Jennifer were huge stoners though remember that kids?
In addition, The Star reported in 2001 that “Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are hooked on marijuana”. Friends say the Hollywood couple have been trying to keep their drug use a secret for years. One friend says, ‘They tell pals their idea of a perfect night is getting high together at home. They smoke almost every day. They’re quite open about their marijuana use and are happy to smoke up a storm in public at parties.’ Aniston boasted to friends that she and Pitt were stoned when they were introduced to President Clinton.-SOURCE
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