Is a celebrity rumor true if another celebrity confirms it? In this town of loose lips and even looser relationships.. you bet your ass it IS! Howard Stern, is a man of his word. If he tells you to bend over so he can throw bologna on your ass he means it. So I believe Stern when he stopped by Rosie Radio this morning to confirm to the world that Brangelina, are no more, and the end of the world is near.
Howard said that even though Angelina Jolie is the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen that Brad should have known better since Billy Bob Thorton, a man who has a fear of antiques and only eats orange food, said that she had too many problems for him.
So Angelina must be like this bi-polar freak who throws babies when she’s mad or something. Angie’s worked for years to gain the “Perfect Mother” image and it would all be shattered in the eyes of American mothers if they did break up. Ask any mother.
I saw Billy Bob in an elevator at the Four Seasons, and I don’t care how bad he looks on the big screen, something is uber hot about that man. His sideways smile and scruff, his lazy gaze, and smokey voice totally worked on everyone in the cramped space, but he did look little too kinky of a cowboy even for me.
So if you’re an orphan wishing on a star at night from your bunk that Brangelina will come save you (like me) ….you missed your window.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie showed up with their adopted son, Maddox, at last nights LA premiere of ‘Invictus‘.
First off… what is baby hungry Angelina Jolie doing wearing her bathrobe to a premiere? I know it’s a bathrobe because I have the same one. Doesn’t she look so different without all those hairpieces tied to her scalp? Her skin looks good… but she has total crazy face. You know she does.
Brad, if you would shave off that hideous dried up beard you would look like 20 years younger. I’m guessing you are saving the big beard shave when you need some press.
Maddox is looking adorable and has a chance for a normal life since he does not share blood ties with the Jolie’s.
Here they are at a “private viewing” at the MOCA here in LA on Saturday night looking like perfect mannequins. (Also GaGa performed see below)
Being very rich both Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had commissioned pieces privately from Asprey of London. Being super rich and super famous they are now designing a line for the high end jeweler. The collection is made from gold and silver and the accessories are titled, ‘The Protector’ and inspired by the serpent. Who isn’t?
Angelina and Brad are far too famous to make a public statement about their collection for Asprey, so Jolie wrote an email:
“These are the children who most need a safe place to learn, a place to heal, a place to learn reconciliation, a place to build a better future and a place — to just be children. Yet the education for these children is often forgotten. Tens of millions of children and adolescents in conflict are not in school.”
The limited edition/ perfect Christmas gift collection will start at around $525 for a silver baby spoon with a curving, serpent-shaped handle, and all net proceeds from sales will go to Education Partnership for Children of Conflict, which was cofounded by Jolie.
What’s going on here? It look likes Lisa Bonet got a hold of that funky colored beard of the normally tasty like a bagel wrapped sausage, Brad Pitt. Don’t get me wrong, I could totally get over that ridiculous twisty-tie twisting the even more ridiculous beard pony tail. Do people do that? I’m sorta getting grossed out by it… now I’m over it… a bit grossed out again.
Pull it together Brad… and I don’t mean by braiding it. See a colorist.
UPDATE: I just noticed the second beard pony-tail near his lower lip. I die!
Is it just us or can you totally see Brad Pitt’s Halloween man candy in the front of his pants there? No underwear, Tootsie Roll in his pants, Gummy Worm? Don’t even pretend that you can’t see that he is wearing no underwear with his Lance Rock from the show ‘Yo Gabba Gabba’ costume. Not that we’re looking…
I hope you are sitting down for this one. Brad Pitt was involved in a motorcycle accident today here in Hollywood on his way back from breakfast at the Beverly Hills Hotel. It’s being reported that a paparazzi-driven car was following Brad when it bumped into the back of the motorcycle. This caused Brad to clip his front wheel on the car in front of him, at which point the bike tipped over and Brad fell off the motorcycle.
Is that a TRAMP STAMP?!
The gray bearded Brad is fine and not seriously injured and his money maker was left unmarked. We can all relax now and go back to our weekend… and try to look down the back of his jeans. You totes were!
If I had a school locker this saliva inducing photo would be super glued on the inside door. Decisions, decisions. International or localvour? You’ll never have either but it’s still fun to play… who’s hotter, Brad Pitt or Eric Bana? Here there are at the premiere of ‘Time Traveler’s Wife ‘at the Ziegfeld Theatre in NYC last night.
Just take a few moments and stare at their magnificence…. now let’s begrudge them for their beauty.
“No, no, no!” Pitt told German newspaper Bild when asked if he believes in The Man Upstairs. “I’m probably 20 per cent atheist and 80 per cent agnostic. I don’t think anyone really knows. You’ll either find out or not when you get there, until then there’s no point thinking about it.”
How do you expect one God to believe in another? Does Allah believe in Brad?
A: It’s a slow news day so I want to believe this, and they slapped it on their cover so here it goes. Star Magazine is claiming Angie walked by the twins bedroom, only to find the man who left a woman for her, was now hitting on the nanny. Angie discovered Brad massaging her neck and flew into a crazy Angelina rage, which is nothing like your normal person rage.
Angie slapped Brad across the face and fired the nanny on the spot who I guess is now selling her story.
Now wait, a minute…didn’t I just see this scene play out on Desperate Actress Housewives with Too Many Children? This story oozes lies just so Star can sell some paper. They are fibbing, fibbing, FIBBING!
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