It’s Brad and he is stuck at a red light on Rodeo and Wilshire!

Buzz Photo is calling this picture modern art?

“I don’t know. I always see it… becoming less and less of a focus as I get older. I think it’s really more of a younger man, younger woman’s game.

“(But) I’d like to drop in if I’m still invited every few years or so. Look at Newman. I like the way Newman does it. He’s got such elegance and class to it all”.

And Pitt has ruled out any plans to go into theatre, adding, “That was never my calling as they say. So at this point, …it takes so much time there’s just other things I’d rather be doing”.-Brad Pitt on Larry King Live.

Why does he have to speak in such a pretentious tone, like he’s some wise sage?

Come on Brad, everyone knows real actors do theater. Think about it, you could be Corny Collins in Hairspray on Broadway. Move over Lance Bass, here comes Brad!

Do you believe Brad’s story? That he never cheated on Jen with Angelina. He just happened to fall out of love with Jen and instantly fall in love with Angie. Neither do we, and neither does Larry King.

LARRY KING: But what was it like? When you are getting emotionally involved with someone you are working with…

BRAD PITT: That came after, Larry. That came after. But she is a woman of strong opinion and very specific beliefs and a great voice, I respect it, great intelligence.

LARRY KING: Fight a lot?

BRAD PITT: No, not really. Challenge.

What is this power Angie has over men, women, and adopted children? We want it.

“When I look in the mirror, what I see is pretty banal. Also, when I’m tired I walk like a caveman. And I don’t like my bad moods.”

See, celebrities hate on themselves too, just like you and me!

We have to agree with Brad on this one…he has kind of pedestrian looks but with money.

Brad Pitt in a loin cloth, you know we will be the first ones in line, we already invested two hours of our life into TROY, why not see him as the indestructible He-Man?

“They are very keen on Brad for the role. He will have to bulk up though – he is very fit but not to ‘He-Man’ proportions.” He-Man – the most powerful man in the universe – is a sword-wielding hero with superhuman powers.

I know who could play Skeletor!

CATE THE CRYPT KEEPER!

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