Britney Spears Reveals Album Title

Milking the media’s mammaries at every opportunity, Britney Spears has released the title of her upcoming album via her Twitter account… “Femme Fatale”. She also Tweeted out the cover art above. Not a new look from her but it’s a good one.

I’ve poured my heart and soul into this album over the last 2 years. I’ve put everything I have into it.

This album is for you, my fans, who have always supported me and have stuck by me every step of the way! I love you all!

Still no official release date.

Britney Spears to Open Grammy Show

Is Britney Spears going open the Grammy’s this year on February 13th, is she ready? It is being reported that she will open the show with a performance of ‘Hold It Against Me’, her most recent #1 single. Let’s hope she doesn’t pop too many Xanax before the show. Britney, the pill popping is for after the show. I’ll be looking forward to that performance. If it’s good then it’s good.. if it’s bad… it’s even better.

Britney Spears Tweets Sneak Peek Photo of ‘Hold It Against Me’ Video

On an upswing, Britney Spears is currently working on her video for her most recent single, ‘Hold It Against Me‘ which reached #1 on iTunes. She just Tweeted out this photo of her on the set.

Day 2 is a wrap! #HIAM video coming soon…. – Britney

Britney Spears’s Extensions Must Be Burned

Is Britney Spears trying to make bad extensions happen? Will she be able to make this horrific Frankenstein hair a ‘thing’. I don’t think so. I think she’s a lazy pop star who’s rather have pop tarts than a good set of extensions… not that pop tarts aren’t totes delicious.

She was snapped by waiting paparazzi outside a dance studio here in West Hollywood yesterday. It’s buzzing that she is rehearsing for a performance at the Grammy’s. Could it be? She hasn’t performed on television since her disastrous Xanax induced mess at the 2007 VMAs.

Get a hat girl… and then gets your hairs did right.

Britney Spears’ New Single! ‘Hold It Against Me’

Here it is… with it’s gay night club thump and Euro trash electro pop beat, Britney Spears’ new single ‘Hold It Against Me’ leaked early this morning.

The track was set to be released mid week. Soon, WeHo will be abuzz with Britney’s new single streaming out of store fronts and from open car windows…

Britney’s Getting New Hair!

Gimmie Gimmie more! Britney’s finally fixing that botched rat’s nest of extensions she got in July for a full head of new ones down to her booty. A source told US that the singer is scheduled to see Kim Vo at the Montage in Beverly Hills for a whole head transplant. We always stand by Britney but we draw the line at bad extensions.

“[Vo] wasn’t responsible for her hair over the last few years but is trying to fix it now!”

We can’t wait to see her and not think she has a bad case of Alopecia!

Perfect Match: Britney Spears & Wal-Mart

Normally you would be excited to be on a super rich celebrities gift list…

Britney Spears went back to her low rent roots and hit up the world’s supplier of moderate quality retail. Check her out arriving like a first album rapper at a Woodland Hills Wal-Mart here in California.

Britney Spears Will Be Twittering While Watching Her Episode of Glee

Britney Spears is looking forward to tomorrow night’s Glee episode… featuring songs by none other than, Miss Spears. She’ll be watching and spell checking her Twitters as she watches the much anticipated episode. Check her Twitter as you’re watching to see what Britney thinks of the video covers.