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Britney Spears for Candies

Is this an ad for shoes? Why can I not see the shoes in the ad? Whatever. Looking so good you almost forget she has two kids and is totally crazy, Britney Spears is still working her curves for Candies shoes. Her mama body looks fabulous and photo shopped for her gig as the face of Candies. This is the latest photo from the campaign. Start the judging…



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Is This Birtney

Is this what Brintey really sounds like. I’m refuse to believe it but that Newport Cigarette habit of hers worries me. Apparently this is the “leaked’ audio from her mic in Vegas, but then again it is from the UK’s trashiest tabloid, News Of The World

We’ve heard these screeches back in 08′ is it a pattern? We’ll take Robot Britney of Real Britney anyday. We also like, blonde Britney, shaved pilled out Britney, and “Slave” Britney. Not mom Britney.

Take a listen and guess (cough, cough) for yourself.



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L: Brit Matches her bag…not her skin, but her HAIR!

A: Since we know that every Rag Magger loves breaking hair news, we’ve got this evidence of Britney matching the carpet in Weho. Girl needs to consult her gays before getting so dark but maybe she wants to escape “Tour Britney” and go into “Mom Britney” mode.

“Mom Britney” will still bum a smoke in front of her kids, but she’ll call them “lollipops”.

Sounds like “Mom Britney’s” going to get some help from boyfriend Jason Hardwick, who allegedly professed his love for Britney over the holidays.

According to a source:

Jason not only professed his love for Britney, he told Kevin he absolutely adores his two sons.

‘Jason acknowledged that Kevin will always be the boys’ real dad, but respectfully asked his blessing as a future co-parent.

Proof that if you go crazy and off the deep end you’re bound to get a lot of attention and in turn live happily ever after.


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Britney Spears For Candies Shoes

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OMG… is that a pill she is popping in her mouth? Someone stop her!

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Guess what Britney Spears is selling? No, not a mismanaged life of prescription pills and bad press. She is actually selling some Candies Shoes, want some? By the looks of these ads I would say that power lesbian photographer, Annie Leibovitz wants some. She shot these ads and likely has them plastered to her ceiling.


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Britney Spears for ELLE

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I promise this one time party mom is pulling it together. You can tell because she is starting to bore me. Here’s Britney Spears looking like she is posing with her beautiful younger brothers and family cat, but no.. those are her adorable sons and her questionable weave on her head, not the family cat.

Nothing has been released from her interview but ELLE released this statement:

A decade after her titillating debut in pigtails and a plaid Catholic school skirt, we find ourselves cheering on Britney Spears once again. There have been, of course, speed bumps in recent years—a divorce, feuds with family, a very public breakdown—but the past 12 months have witnessed a cautious yet emphatic comeback.

With Circus, her triumphant 2008 album and subsequent world tour, Britney reasserted herself as a pop music ringleader, firmly in control of the spectacle. The album is the star’s fifth to debut at No. 1 on the Billboard 200—making her the youngest woman to accomplish that feat. And the nearly yearlong tour, with its elaborate $50 million extravaganza featuring DSquared2 costumes (nine outfit changes a night, including Britney as a trapeze artist, a magician’s assistant, and, somewhat perplexingly, a policewoman), was among the highestgrossing concert tours in the United States last year, rivaling those of U2 and Bruce Springsteen.

With another greatest-hits record freshly arrived (and a new single, “3,” which raced up the Billboard chart), we see flashes of vintage Brit, the one we love—blond, happy, and back on top.

This is no small turnabout. Rare is the artist who can pirouette from teen idolhood to a discerning adult audience; not even Madonna, Britney’s idol, had to do that. But Britney was a teen pop princess who knew how to build an image (the virginal temptress) and sell it through videos (her 1999 breakout “…Baby One More Time”) that nimbly walked the line between sweetness and provocation.

Now, at 28, her sound is grittier (as in the throbby 2008 hit “Womanizer”) and her lyrics reveal a confident sexuality. Britney may have sung “I’m not that innocent” on her 2000 single “Oops!…I Did It Again,” but today, there’s no argument, with frank lyrics such as those on “3”: “Merrier the more/ Triple fun that way/ Twister on the floor.” The new track represents Spears’ rekindled partnership with the reclusive Swedish producer Max Martin (Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl”; Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U Been Gone”), who wrote “…Baby One More Time” but hadn’t worked with the singer in more than seven years.

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Loving this shot. The monster dry clean only “goatskin coat with fox fur and marabou-feather trim” is from Valentino and if you need know the price… you can’t afford it.


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Britney Spears Ends Tour With Super Short Wig & Tight Body

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I have to say I am impressed with our once very messy mommy poptart, Britney Spears. After eight months of her international ‘Circus’ tour with barely a missed show, she gives us some short, sexy, bob wig, action. I’m proud of you girl… how long has it been since your last O.D? Is Britney better now and just slightly crazy now? Looks like she lost a lot of those extra pounds on the tour…

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Her tour ended in Australia on Sunday night after a successful Worldwide run. Good job girl. Now you will have lots of time to get wasted and party again. Good times!


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Peeping Tom Photos of Britney Spears

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This can not be legal? Who is snapping all these shots of Britney Spears in a bikini through her window. That’s just sad. I probably shouldn’t post them… that would be wrong. I’ll link it. It’s my responsibility a professional journalist.

See ALL the photos HERE. (Site: NSFW)


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It’s official …. a leotard and sunglasses count as a full on outfit. You just can’t go wrong with a bunch of girls in onesies humping each other, even if it is for a fraction of a second! We’re seeing GaGa infulences on every damn popstar from Madonna to now Britney. Her body’s back and her mom boobs are lifted for the video which focuses mainly on her face.The face that used to be able to mezmerize you in Toxic, now has lost it’s magnetic magic, and there’s a ghost of the young performer here.

Sorry, B, I feel like I’m at a jazz rehersal leading up to a really naughty assembly performance for the high school dance team.


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A: Britney loves an orgy scene in her videos and now the fans in the UK will get to experience an ‘If You Seek Amy’ after party sex party behind the leather curtains. After each of her 11 shows at the O2 Arena, Britney will host a small private party called Masturbating Mommies Club Dada and will feature naked acrobats, topless burlesque babes and dancing dwarves.

L: Are the dancing dwarves her two little boys, because that’s so cool 70’s mom of Britney to let them get into the business so early?

A: Why no sex after parties in America, ‘Cool Mom’? Too frigid or does she just like foreskin?

L: Docking alert!


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L: Am I above posting this? Nope. Here we go.

Yucksies! Britney Spears is truly a mess. It was just last week when we posted video of Britney’s hair extensions coming off on stage during a concert.

Girl, you need to be doing crotch checks before you get on stage. Isn’t this like the second time you have had crotch issues on stage. Remember when your thingy was hanging out and you screamed at the wardrobe people and you were still mic’d. That was funny. This latest scandal is just super nasty… really nasty. It’s tampon string time people. Spot the string on or out of Britney and you win… or lose. Depending on what you’re into.

Yucks.

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