UPDATE: Since some Rag Maggers skeptical on the slam let us update you with our source...Jane Lynch’s mouth at an Emmy Gifting suite.
Glee” star Jane Lynchhad some choice words for Britney Spears and her guest appearance, and how she was a totally DIVA on set. Jane was settling on two pairs of canvas-colored Vintage Revolution jeans at the P.F. Chang’s Home Menu™ Frozen Moments Gift Lounge,
“Britney was not fun on the set – didn’t really interact with the cast – she blew, a big missed opportunity for her.”
OMG pretty kitty has NAILS!
Britney was such a Britney Bitch on set that they pulled her from the episode entirely according to PITNB:
“Britney’s not in it,” Jane Lynch told reporters today at her wax figure unveiling at Madame Tussaud’s in Hollywood. “It’s a tribute to her music.” Even though Spears herself will be absent from the episode, Lynch promises that tales from entertainer’s real life will be tied into the show’s storyline. “It’s kind of [about] how Matt [Morrisson]‘s character Mr. Schuster doesn’t see any value in her and the kids really do,” she says. “And at the end [of the episode], he comes around and he likes [her music] so much, he shaves his head.”
Which is weird because I thought she shared a scene with Lea Michelle, or at least that’s what she said on a recent red carpet. Confucius!?
“We are in a scene together,” Lea revealed. “What we do together, I can’t say, but I will tell you it’s incredibly iconic! I can’t believe Ryan [Murphy] got her to do this.”
Catch Britney on “Glee” on September 28 at 8 PM on FOX…. I think?
Check out Britney Spears’ manager/boyfriend Jason Trawick enjoying her cash at a resort in Maui. It’s nice to see Britney getting that body of hers back in bikini shape. It almost makes us forget that zoftig body that she used to flaunt around hanging out of frayed cut off denim shorts… but we are far too judgmental to forget! We do have to give her credit for being on her very best behavior as of late. Will she tire of sobriety?
That belly ring reads more Cancun than Hawaii. Is Britney back bitches?
Not hers! HIS! Britney Spears is vacationing with the paparrazzi and the internet has been flooded with pics of her and Mancandy WME Agent extrodinaire, Jason Trawick in Hawaii.
I was a little shocked that no one is blogging about his perfect body…. minus the ass. Don’t get me wrong, he’s gorgeous, filthy rich, connected, sane, stocked with a killer six pack, probably the best thing for her, and dusted with a light grey on his hair that suggests he knows how to please a lady. I’m just saying throwing in a few squats with his crunches would take Jason’s butt above and beyond.
Then again… Kevin Ferderline had a back crack too, which later turned into a butt muffin.
Mr. Seacrest was busy on his Twitter buzzing about Britney appearing on Fox’s ‘Adults Incorporated’. ‘Glee’ is good and all but it is in desperate need for a quality celebrity cameo. I think we will be seeing a lot of Britney Spears with her album soon being released. According to the littlest big guy in Hollywood, Ryan Seacrest, creator Ryan Murphy has confirmed it.
“Britney, I think 100 percent, is going to be on the episode (for a) couple of scenes, many of the Britney Spears numbers the cast will perform will actually be hallucinations while under anesthesia at the dentist, played by John Stamos. They have fantasies of how they can be like her.”
Britneysoon to have an album outSpears actually looks pretty damn hot here in this flow’y, flattering and complexion complementing dress while flashes us some sexy lower booty.
You know what this means…. she’s going to be looking hot, being on her best behavior, and doing everything she can to keep on her meds so as to not have some sort of psychotic celebrity freak out before she drops her upcoming album. It’s fun to seed Britney look hot… it’s weird.
Okay Ragmager’s… It’s Britney bitch! She is soon to be the center of attention with her upcoming album release. What will Lindsay do when she isn’t pumping press with her imprisonment? Just a few weeks and we will all be in our cars listening to Brit’s new tunes… with the windows rolled all the way up, of course. Don’t worry Ragmager’s… you won’t have to purchase it. I am sure many of the tracks, if not all, will be leaked online before the release date.
Britney Spears will be releasing a new album in just a “few weeks”, according to producer Rodney ‘Darkchild’ Jerkins.
Britney’s label Jive confirmed back in March that she had begun work on her follow-up to 2008’s Circus, and now Jerkins has told UStream: “Britney fans are gonna be so happy in a few weeks.”
The as-yet-untitled album will be Britney’s seventh, and is expected to include contributions from producers including Danja and Predator Dub Assassins.
Sure, Britney Spears looks okay from the front as seen in this photo above shot at the Sherman Oaks Galleria here in LA… but brace yourselves Ragmagers. It is a frightening mess of a mangled weave in the photo below.
OMG! Girl, do you not have a mirror, what are you snorting your coke on? Do you have so many yes people that no one thought to mention that there is a huge knotty monster crawling around your head. Let’s hope she is on her way to a salon… or a therapist.
She may be smiling but she looks sad. Britney Spears has been through a lot… and is barely hanging on to sanity. She may have learned something from the frightening fame journey and is insistent that her sons do not follow in her bare footsteps. In the pages of the Cosmopolitan magazine that she is on the cover of, Britney says:
“If my sons told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I’d lock them in their rooms until they turned 30.”
Britney Spears’ former back up dancer and former husband, Kevin Federline is back to his big ol’ fat, Fresno, self again. That’s actually sorta sad… not Lohan sad… but still, sad. It’s a shame to see K-Feed has gone back to his pre Celebrity Fit Club figure. Here he is photographed renting something from Blockbuster… likely a video game that he can play while he dines on Twinkies and Cheetos while chugging cases of Mountain Dew.
He must have some serious stretch marks at this point.
I’ll tell you how! Those Jive producers thought this dirty diamond of a pop song was “too urban” so “Get It” was kicked off of Britney Spears’ 2003 album In The Zone.
Hollywood side note: “urban” is term Hollywood execs say when they don’t want to sound racist and say Ghetto, and that’s sooo transparent. On the other hand I love a good beat, and all I can hear is my booty popping! Booty popping! Getting dirty… you know it..not singing…just talking.
We have unearthed a national artifact from a time with our modern mother of menthols, Britney, was…. well Britney. A time before Kevin Sperm & Dash sucked her in like a fat guys’ penis. Before going to a gas station bathroom barefoot was deemed “white trash”, and before her two adorable little boys even knew how to retrieve mommies “lollipops”/ cigarettes.
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