It’s Friday and let’s get real here… it’s slow in your cubicle and you’re really just counting the hours down until you can call it the weekend. Here is Snookie from Mtv’s ‘Jersey Shore’ looking the least trashy that I have seen this pint sized trash can in quite a while. Watch Snookie get her Britney Spears lip synching action on… It’s a frightening combination, Britney and Snooki.
Britney Spears Does Courtney Love
September 12, 2010 by
Britney Spears channeled Courtney Love’s pill popping persona for Pop magazine. Call me crazy… but I am totes not hating these photos. To check out all the photos CLICK HERE (NSFW) Do you think Britney will swing by the MTV VMA’s tomorrow… can se ever show her face there again?
Britney Spears Bodyguard Claims Sexual Harassment & Child Abuse
September 8, 2010 by
Just a couple weeks out from the release of Britney Spears’ latest album comes the news today that an ex-bodyguard of Brit’s, Fernando Flores (in photo above), is filing a lawsuit against her this afternoon here in L.A. County Superior Court. Lohan, Paris, Britney… These girls always seem to be getting dragged in court.
This time the claims against the recently pulled together pop princess are quite scandalous! Remember… this guy worked with her back when she was a bit more on the crazy side. The bodyguard claims that Britney ‘repeatedly exposed herself to him’ and goes on to claim that she even abused her children. Yikes! This could get real nasty.
Flores alleges, on one occasion “She was wearing a white lace, see-through dress. She walked over close by [Flores], intentionally dropped her cigarette lighter on the floor, bent over to retrieve it and thereby exposed her uncovered genitals to [Flores].” The lawsuit goes on, “The incident caused [Flores] shock and disgust.”
The suit then goes on to describe another alleged instance where Britney summoned Flores to her room, where she was standing naked. The suit claims, “After an awkward silence during which [Britney] just stood naked before [Flores], [Flores] asked Spears if she needed anything. After some hesitation, Spears asked [Flores] to get her two bottles of 7 Up.”
One time after allegedly exposing herself, the suit claims Britney said, “You know you liked it.”
And the suit says, “In addition to exposing herself to [Flores], Spears engaged in numerous sex acts in front of [Flores].”
And there is a more serious allegation — The suit claims on one occasion Britney allegedly demanded Flores’ belt, then walked in the house and allegedly twice “savagely hit the small child [Preston]” with the belt.
And the suit claims on another occasion Britney fed both kids crabmeat even though she knew they had serious fish allergies. The suit claims both kids started vomiting and Spears allegedly prevented anyone from seeking medical help, allegedly telling them, “Mind your own f**king business!”
According to the suit, Fernando Flores claims Britney made “repeated unwanted sexual advances” toward him by exposing herself in front of him in her home.
We will be keeping you posted on the developments. I am assuming that this guy wants to settle out of court. We’ll see…
Jane Lynch Slams Britney Spears Cameo: ‘She Blew”‘
August 30, 2010 by
UPDATE: Since some Rag Maggers skeptical on the slam let us update you with our source...Jane Lynch’s mouth at an Emmy Gifting suite.
Glee” star Jane Lynchhad some choice words for Britney Spears and her guest appearance, and how she was a totally DIVA on set. Jane was settling on two pairs of canvas-colored Vintage Revolution jeans at the P.F. Chang’s Home Menu™ Frozen Moments Gift Lounge,
“Britney was not fun on the set – didn’t really interact with the cast – she blew, a big missed opportunity for her.”
OMG pretty kitty has NAILS!
Britney was such a Britney Bitch on set that they pulled her from the episode entirely according to PITNB:
“Britney’s not in it,” Jane Lynch told reporters today at her wax figure unveiling at Madame Tussaud’s in Hollywood. “It’s a tribute to her music.” Even though Spears herself will be absent from the episode, Lynch promises that tales from entertainer’s real life will be tied into the show’s storyline. “It’s kind of [about] how Matt [Morrisson]‘s character Mr. Schuster doesn’t see any value in her and the kids really do,” she says. “And at the end [of the episode], he comes around and he likes [her music] so much, he shaves his head.”
Which is weird because I thought she shared a scene with Lea Michelle, or at least that’s what she said on a recent red carpet. Confucius!?
“We are in a scene together,” Lea revealed. “What we do together, I can’t say, but I will tell you it’s incredibly iconic! I can’t believe Ryan [Murphy] got her to do this.”
Catch Britney on “Glee” on September 28 at 8 PM on FOX…. I think?
Britney Spears’ Boyfriend’s Body & Britney Works a Bikini
August 30, 2010 by
Check out Britney Spears’ manager/boyfriend Jason Trawick enjoying her cash at a resort in Maui. It’s nice to see Britney getting that body of hers back in bikini shape. It almost makes us forget that zoftig body that she used to flaunt around hanging out of frayed cut off denim shorts… but we are far too judgmental to forget! We do have to give her credit for being on her very best behavior as of late. Will she tire of sobriety?
That belly ring reads more Cancun than Hawaii. Is Britney back bitches?
This Flat Butt Belongs To Britney”
August 26, 2010 by
Not hers! HIS!
Britney Spears is vacationing with the paparrazzi and the internet has been flooded with pics of her and Mancandy WME Agent extrodinaire, Jason Trawick in Hawaii.
I was a little shocked that no one is blogging about his perfect body…. minus the ass. Don’t get me wrong, he’s gorgeous, filthy rich, connected, sane, stocked with a killer six pack, probably the best thing for her, and dusted with a light grey on his hair that suggests he knows how to please a lady. I’m just saying throwing in a few squats with his crunches would take Jason’s butt above and beyond.
Then again… Kevin Ferderline had a back crack too, which later turned into a butt muffin.
Britney Spears Confirmed for Appearance on Glee”
August 11, 2010 by
Mr. Seacrest was busy on his Twitter buzzing about Britney appearing on Fox’s ‘Adults Incorporated’. ‘Glee’ is good and all but it is in desperate need for a quality celebrity cameo. I think we will be seeing a lot of Britney Spears with her album soon being released. According to the littlest big guy in Hollywood, Ryan Seacrest, creator Ryan Murphy has confirmed it.
“Britney, I think 100 percent, is going to be on the episode (for a) couple of scenes, many of the Britney Spears numbers the cast will perform will actually be hallucinations while under anesthesia at the dentist, played by John Stamos. They have fantasies of how they can be like her.”
Loving John Stamos!
Britney Spears Flashes Her Booty
August 5, 2010 by
Britney soon to have an album out Spears actually looks pretty damn hot here in this flow’y, flattering and complexion complementing dress while flashes us some sexy lower booty.
You know what this means…. she’s going to be looking hot, being on her best behavior, and doing everything she can to keep on her meds so as to not have some sort of psychotic celebrity freak out before she drops her upcoming album. It’s fun to seed Britney look hot… it’s weird.
