X17online has exclusively reported, Britney is seeking a restraining order against her own mother to keep her mom from visiting with Britney’s two sons Sean and Jayden.

The reason? — alleged pain medication abuse by her mom.

In other Britney news, K-Fed is not signing the divorce papers because of her recent behavior and is told by his lawyers to hold out to see if she has another meltdown.

Which is causing Brit to come unglued, and once again, the world has someone to talk about.

Britney’s under a lot of stress lately with two kids, a pop career that’s sinking, and now PIMPLES>

We feel for you Brit, just call us and we’ll come over do a little spray tan number on your, some cover up, and THEN you can go outside.

Showing off some mom butt.

Britney, it’s not feeding time, put your boob away.

Britney’s thong looks like a weggie squeezed into a MOM BUTT.

Britney had a tantrum on a United Airlines flight (flight 272)as she was on her way from L.A. to Miami for her lip synch’ing show over the weekend. A passenger (Tony Sanchez) reported that Brit would not agree to sit in her assigned seat number and after they moved her she again freaked out and shouted to flight attendants,

“I don’t want to fly on this plane. It hasn’t got leather seats.”

She then demanded that the crew let her off the plane just minutes before takeoff. The captain eventually relented much to the chagrin of the other passengers. Another passenger stated, “Eventually the walk-on tunnel was brought back, the doors re-opened and Britney and her entourage-another girl and two men-all got off”.

Why aren’t my flights as interesting? We are excited when we get a free plastic bottle of booze!

PS – Is it us or do Brit and her possee look like matching sorority lesbos…just saying!

A stint in rehab, a bitter divorce, a bizarre run-in with hair clippers — Britney Spears’ story has all the makings of a sensational novel, and we will be waiting in line to buy it! Spears is gearing up to write a tell-all about life with ex-hubby/mooch Kevin Federline, in which she claims that the singer nearly drove her to suicide. Brit, Don’t forget that he unleashed your white trash side too, which is still to be taken care of!

Chapters we’d like to see in the book:

1. Drugs Work Y’All!
2. Sex, Vegas, and Threesomes
3. Babies Hurt!
4. What Happened To My Body?
5. She’s come undone and hairless
6. Have you seen my babies?

Spears has yet to settle on a publisher, but the book is expected to earn her more than $10 million.