Okay Ragmager’s… It’s Britney bitch! She is soon to be the center of attention with her upcoming album release. What will Lindsay do when she isn’t pumping press with her imprisonment? Just a few weeks and we will all be in our cars listening to Brit’s new tunes… with the windows rolled all the way up, of course. Don’t worry Ragmager’s… you won’t have to purchase it. I am sure many of the tracks, if not all, will be leaked online before the release date.

Britney Spears will be releasing a new album in just a “few weeks”, according to producer Rodney ‘Darkchild’ Jerkins.

Britney’s label Jive confirmed back in March that she had begun work on her follow-up to 2008’s Circus, and now Jerkins has told UStream: “Britney fans are gonna be so happy in a few weeks.”

The as-yet-untitled album will be Britney’s seventh, and is expected to include contributions from producers including Danja and Predator Dub Assassins.

Will she make #1?

Sure, Britney Spears looks okay from the front as seen in this photo above shot at the Sherman Oaks Galleria here in LA… but brace yourselves Ragmagers. It is a frightening mess of a mangled weave in the photo below.

OMG! Girl, do you not have a mirror, what are you snorting your coke on? Do you have so many yes people that no one thought to mention that there is a huge knotty monster crawling around your head. Let’s hope she is on her way to a salon… or a therapist.

How could this pop song be rejected?

I’ll tell you how! Those Jive producers thought this dirty diamond of a pop song was “too urban” so “Get It” was kicked off of Britney Spears’ 2003 album In The Zone.

Hollywood side note: “urban” is term Hollywood execs say when they don’t want to sound racist and say Ghetto, and that’s sooo transparent. On the other hand I love a good beat, and all I can hear is my booty popping! Booty popping! Getting dirty… you know it..not singing…just talking.

We have unearthed a national artifact from a time with our modern mother of menthols, Britney, was…. well Britney. A time before Kevin Sperm & Dash sucked her in like a fat guys’ penis. Before going to a gas station bathroom barefoot was deemed “white trash”, and before her two adorable little boys even knew how to retrieve mommies “lollipops”/ cigarettes.

Those were the days.

Hey ya’ll! This is Britney Spears full version of ‘Dramatic’ from her Blackout demos. Prepare yourself for lots of raspy whispering and what sounds to be a choir of cheerleaders repeating what Britney sings/talks. It’s all very produced and sexually charged… not unlike Miss Spears.

One more game. It’s time to play. Play with me. Come play my way….
Baby fu*k you for things you did and never thought I’d get a clue…

She has such a way with words. I mean it is just like poetry… as if Maya Angelou wrote it. Britney is deep.

These emotional photos snapped of Britney Spears the other day are nothing but tragic. These photos were taken of Britney in Beverly Hills. Rumors are already spinning that Breakdown Britney is off her medication that sedates her bi-polar tendancies and boyfriend/manager Jason Trawick are having some serious problems. She should turn on “Stronger” by Britney Spears, that’s what I’d do.

Let’s hope this doesn’t end with her shaving her head, speaking in a British accent, or beating in Jason’s car window with an umbrella…. actually that would be wonderful. Oh, the good ol’ days when Britney was not medicated.

Wow, this is just disastrous! Britney Spears totally ruined a fabulous photo-op in Calabasas, CA yesterday afternoon with her older man lover, Jason Trawick. Kim Kardashian would have never missed such a wonderful chance to show her fans how to slowly lick on the frozen treat as it melts on to her soft supple lips. Not to just cram it down your food hole like some pill popping, ageing pop princess, in need of a sugar fix.