Celebrity Christmas Cards: The Good, The Bad, & The WTF”

Take out the old Kardashians ….

And bring in the NEWER, RICHER, & STYLED Kardashians Notice Kim was the only one who got to wear white! Mmmm hmmm! Sadly, Bruce looks so bad he should just be photoshopped out.

The BORE-bamas. I love you but this Christmas card is about as exciting as it’s sepia effect.

If you can find it in your heart to give this season – Octomom needs the help of an entire church to make a Merry Christmas!

Mother never understood the queer way Paul Rubens acted around Christmas.

“It’s colder than the Queen out here!”

Paris has her hands above her head, waiting for Santa’s big heavy sack!

Inside, it reads: “Warm wishes this Holiday Season. Love from Paris & Paris Hilton Entertainment.”

“Christmas is my favorite times of year,” the 29-year-old told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive new interview.
“We will be spending Christmas in Maui, then Cabo for New Year’s. I can’t wait!”

Britney’s card with the boys… but I think this one is old because she looks TOO happy.

Mary J. Blige’s New 12M Mansion

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4.2 acres and 12 million dollars later, the queen of R&B moves into her new River Bank, NJ mansion.

Comes with:

- A 14 seat movie theater she can watch herself on TV in.

- A basketball court she’ll never use.

- A stunning crown molding throughout

- A gigantic crystal chandelier above her four poster bed to envy all chandeliers

We love the old world feel to the house, great choice MARE!