Reason #124 To Love Twitter: Aaron Carter’s Muscles

‘I’ve been at Johnny Wright’s compound working on my mind, music, and body for a new album release!’

Who said Twitter is just a shameless promotion tool?

They were wrong. Just look at these photos of a shirtless Aaron Carter that he Twated yesterday. He’s promoting his new album that comes out in ‘three weeks”.

Can’t you tell?

Scissor Sisters’ Jake Shears Flashes Ball At Concert

It’s too shocking to look AT! Turn your eyes away from Jake Shears balls through his shear undies! The photos from a recent concert are causing a major controversy and even (gasp) a lawsuit. Dave Grohl of Foo Fighters sits down with Scissor Sisters News host Lester Zizmore to explain his lawsuit against the band.

OK well not really.. but this video of Dave Grohl talking to Scissor Sisters Network about the emotional damage the viewing has left him with is worth a watch.

“I still see Jakes’ nuts! Is 75 million dollars going to erase that from my life?”

Sidenote: Where is Jake’s penis in these photos? Do you see it? I’m just saying!

Celebrity Says….

“This is what I asked for, and in this day and age that’s what actually goes on. But what hurts me the most is that I work just as hard as any other actress around my age, like Scarlett Johansson, but I just don’t get the opportunities that they get because people are so distracted by the mess that I created in my life. But that doesn’t mean it’s going to last forever.”

The fact that this starlette thinks she works as hard as Scarlett Johansson is laughable… that girl is lazy! Lol.

Was It:

1. Paris Hilton

2. Lindsay Lohan

3. Kim Kardashian

4. Vanessa Hudgens

5. Nicole Richie

The Hardest Worker Award Goes To..