This is awesome. Why won’t they whore themselves out to us here in the states? I need this coffee… I want this coffee.
Brad Pitt dances his ass off for some coffee for this over seas campaign.

This is awesome. Why won’t they whore themselves out to us here in the states? I need this coffee… I want this coffee.
Brad Pitt dances his ass off for some coffee for this over seas campaign.



Brad Pitt (our number 1 celebrity sellout) is always selling his fame overseas to cell phones, Pringles, basically anything that will put his tribe through college!

Don’t forget Heineken, the German Alice Commercial and Rolex Japan.
Here you thought he made his money acting. HA!

Unbeknownst to all his American fans Brad Pitt the A list actor, is doing some very C list things.
Dressed in Big Bird yellow, Brad has been filming a mobile phone ad in France, and making all the ladies laugh.
Celebrities always sell out overseas, Brad wouldn’t dream of doing this for T Mobile now would he?
He’s got six mouths to feed people and he just gave the gays $100,000 what do you expect?


Who knew Sharpie had David Beckham money?
Notice how he never talks? That’s because when he opens his mouth, unfortunately it ruins the entire facade.
Don’t talk David… just sign our butts!
