Paris Hilton Plea Bargained No Jail Time for Las Vegas Cocaine Charge

I wish this would have gone to court. It’s always fun to see what the girls will wear. As Lindsay is on her way in to court to face her failed drug tests, Paris is keeping herself. Paris Hilton has wisely agreed to plead guilty to get out of serving jail time… and because she is so obviously guilty. Her plea bargain basically is a get out of jail card for $2,000. She spends more on coke for a one night binger. She’ll also need to do 200 hours of community service of which she will likely figure a way to throw money at and get rid of it.

Hilton will enter her guilty plea Monday and be sentenced to a year of probation, Clark County District Attorney David Roger said Friday.

The plea agreement also entails that she complete a drug abuse program, pay a $2,000 fine and serve 200 hours of community service.

In return, two consecutive six-month sentences in the Clark County Detention Center will be suspended. Interestingly, a felony cocaine-possession conviction carried mandatory probation, not jail time.

Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Sneak Peek – The Lady Is A Tramp”

Wowzers, Kendra must have used a clamp on those nipples because there’s as big and pointy as Texas! Before she was a famous slut, Kendra Wilkinson, was just your average slut from San Diego, and gave it up for the cameras even at the tender age of 18. Lucky for us Rag Maggers, we don’t have to wait to see her suck.

Click on the pic to see an exclusive sneak peek of Kendra’s porn premiere which she’ll be make 50% of the profits from.

Kendra’s big movie, Kendra Exposed, has surpassed Kim Kardashian’s in pre-order sells for Vivid Entertainment, so she’s come a long way from that dirty bedroom.

Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape Stills

Vivid Entertainment wants to get us all excited for the release of Girl Next Door’s Kendra Wilkson’s sex tape she’s so desperately trying to stop. Although, judging by these photos the girl looks like she didn’t know how to do it yet. Kendra’s only 18 in the video and so young it’s borderline pedophilia. What position is on the wall? Well like I’d know…I haven’t had sex with a girl, like, EVER. Do straighties do it on the wall like flies?

Is that a pole or the piping?

Kendra’s first starring role in Hollywood is said to be hitting the shelves later this month and Kendra can’t stop it so she might as well join them.

Oh wait she already did.

Kesha Denies Real Fake Sex Tape On Twitter

Stop talking that blah,blah, blah,
think this is her in the pics?
Yeah yeah yeah!

I know we’d all love to see that dirty little girl in some naughty positions, but pop talking sensation Ke$ha says it isn’t her in the photos. Yesterday, ZackTaylor.com, put up these stills claiming it was Ke$ha. Keep in mind this is the same blogger who tried to hit it big with a Jimmy Kimmel sex tape still that never took off, and even his friends said was a lie.

The pictures have gotten back to Ke$ha and she’s responed on her Twitter:

UPDATE 1: Ke$ha just wrote on her Twitter, “side boob just changed my life”.
UPDATE 2: She just took to her Twitter again and wrote, “okok. so ive never done any naked pics.. lol . that shits fake. thats not me. total bs. shes hot tho. n getting laid. good for that girl”.
UPDATE 3: Ke$ha’s lawyers have sent us a Cease and Desist Letter stating that our site is using unauthorized photographs of Ms. Sebert, which are owned by her

Wait…who the hell is Ms. Sebert? Oh wait that’s her real name. Kesha Rose Sebert . So why would they need a Cease and Desist if it wasn’t real.

Girl got a butt in her face online people!

Lucy Lawless’ Spartacus Sex Scene Doesn’t Turn Us On


Eeewww, Spartan sex is sooo weird and that’s coming from a gay man’s mouth in the year 2010. Why? Oh because Lucy Lawless is masturbating with her slave, or chambermaid, or personal vibrator I honestly don’t know what role that woman serves. Her husband, takes a light bath and then his slave just hits her knees. Lucy just watches and blabs on about work, until her assistant(?) just starts assisting her down there.

Just like our founding fathers, these Spartans can’t get off with each other until they’ve stuck it to the help first. Oh tradition!

See It after the jump but NSFW

Hollywood Pin Up Girls – Collect Them All

Nudity in Hollywood’s a big no no, but slap on some heavy makeup and put on your most revealing g string and POOF you’re a pin up girl.

Not a Hollywood whore because there’s a scarf covering your Who haw! Everyone’s doing it, from slutty Gina Gershon, to the purest Olson twins.

Surprisingly, the hottest is Kate Hudson’s butt!


The scariest arousal goes to Susan Surandon..

SEE MORE NUDE HOLLYWOOD!

Mini Me Sex Tape Clip Is More Disturbing Than The Happening

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Must shower! Must get clean! Must Shower! Must get clean!

Did Lindsay Threaten Calum Best Over Their Sex Tape?

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Surprise! Coke head playboys like Calum Best are jerks who screw women over.

We heard a little buzz from across the pond, that Lindsay is cussing ex boy toy Calum Best, out on his cell phone and leaving threatening messages. So Lindsay if you don’t want people to know you’re an Internet slut, don’t call them and make it valid. Now everyone KNOWS it’s you in the clip!

A source, who overheard the rant, said Lindsay was screaming: “I can’t believe you would ever f***ing do this to me, I should have listened to everyone.

“I should never have f***ing trusted you.”

Lindsay screeched down the blower for so long that she had to leave another voicemail to finish her abusive tirade.

The Mean Girl continued: “It’s everywhere now, all over the net, everyone’s seen it, how f***ing could you?”-The Sun

Duh, Linds, just deny it’s you and it will go away, that’s what Kristin Davis did and it worked for her!