February 4th, 2010
Eeewww, Spartan sex is sooo weird and that’s coming from a gay man’s mouth in the year 2010. Why? Oh because Lucy Lawless is masturbating with her slave, or chambermaid, or personal vibrator I honestly don’t know what role that woman serves. Her husband, takes a light bath and then his slave just hits her knees. Lucy just watches and blabs on about work, until her assistant(?) just starts assisting her down there.
Just like our founding fathers, these Spartans can’t get off with each other until they’ve stuck it to the help first. Oh tradition!
See It after the jump but NSFW
November 6th, 2008
Nudity in Hollywood’s a big no no, but slap on some heavy makeup and put on your most revealing g string and POOF you’re a pin up girl.
Not a Hollywood whore because there’s a scarf covering your Who haw! Everyone’s doing it, from slutty Gina Gershon, to the purest Olson twins.
Surprisingly, the hottest is Kate Hudson’s butt!
The scariest arousal goes to Susan Surandon..
SEE MORE NUDE HOLLYWOOD!
March 26th, 2008
Surprise! Coke head playboys like Calum Best are jerks who screw women over.
We heard a little buzz from across the pond, that Lindsay is cussing ex boy toy Calum Best, out on his cell phone and leaving threatening messages. So Lindsay if you don’t want people to know you’re an Internet slut, don’t call them and make it valid. Now everyone KNOWS it’s you in the clip!
A source, who overheard the rant, said Lindsay was screaming: “I can’t believe you would ever f***ing do this to me, I should have listened to everyone.
“I should never have f***ing trusted you.”
Lindsay screeched down the blower for so long that she had to leave another voicemail to finish her abusive tirade.
The Mean Girl continued: “It’s everywhere now, all over the net, everyone’s seen it, how f***ing could you?”-The Sun
Duh, Linds, just deny it’s you and it will go away, that’s what Kristin Davis did and it worked for her!
February 20th, 2008
WHY? GENE! WHHHYYY?
He’s chewing GUM!
Ugh, seeing Gene Simmons have sex is disturbing on so many levels it’s right up there with “Two Girls One Cup”. He looks like a deranged clown, and honestly we’re a little disappointed by his pointy friend.
Gross, but you should show it to your crazy aunt that always had a crush on him, so she knows she didn’t miss anything.
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