Gene Simmons Sex Tape – PUKE!

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WHY? GENE! WHHHYYY?

He’s chewing GUM!

Ugh, seeing Gene Simmons have sex is disturbing on so many levels it’s right up there with “Two Girls One Cup”. He looks like a deranged clown, and honestly we’re a little disappointed by his pointy friend.

Gross, but you should show it to your crazy aunt that always had a crush on him, so she knows she didn’t miss anything.