Archive for the 'Celebrity Stoners' Category

“This is the final boarding call for Hollywood Downward Spiral Airlines, paging passenger Mischa Barton. Mischa Please Report to gate 0!”
Mischa Barton was stoned AGAIN on a red carpet for the revival play on Broadway, “Boeing Boeing”.
True- going to a Broadway play is always better when you’re wasted but Mischa, you know you’re going to get your photo take. Drop in some Clear Eyes!

“Officer that bag of weed doesn’t belong to me! I’m shocked you would even think that! It belongs to my friend here…..in the car sitting next to me….I’ve never seen it.
Yep, it sounds lame to us too, but for SNL star, Keenan Thompson,it worked when he was pulled over this weekend in New Jersey.
HELLO! This would be a great idea for a skit Keenan! Loren Michaels are you listening?
When an officer detected the odor of burnt marijuana in the SUV, he questioned Thompson and passenger Kyle Mosley, to whom the vehicle belonged. At that point, Mosley handed over a cigarette pack containing a partially smoked joint. A subsequent police search recovered two small baggies of marijuana and a pack of rolling papers in Mosley’s pockets. The 39-year-old Long Beach, N.Y. resident claimed “sole ownership” of the pot, said Lt. Stephen Elder in an e-mail to TSG.- TSG
It’s just nice to know that he has such good friends that they’ll take one for the team.

Celine’s tripping MAN!
“The only time I did one puff was in Holland, where it’s legal,” the singer reveals. “I went to a cafeteria with some girls, with the little boats and the canals, and we stopped and I tried.”
“Nothing,” she recalls. “But I didn’t choke. I took one puff and I said, ‘OK, nothing happened!’ It was funny.”
Dion adds with a wink: “It was, for us, like cheating. ‘Oooh!’ You know, there might be paparazzi!”-Celebstoner
OMG, this makes her even lamer than her music.



We KNEW she looked like a stoner chick!
Megan Fox, the hottie from Transformers, recentely told Maxim, “I’ve done drugs. I didn’t enjoy anything other than marijuana - it should be legalized.”
The Tranformers co-star goes on to say that cocaine “is back with a vengeance… I know about five people who aren’t on drugs right now, and I’m one of them.”
So now if we see her on a red carpet you know we’re going to have to give her a huge bong for L.A. Rag Swag!





























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