
February 10th, 2010

What’s going on down there Chace? Got an itch? Never a moment of privacy for the rich, famous, and beautiful.






Direct TV is getting their dollars worth from those logo shorts they gave Chace Crawford. I have never been more of a fan of Direct TV than I am now. It’s like he is shooting a fashion campaign for the Direct TV Spring, 2010 collection.

March 10th, 2009

A: A victim of his own success Chace Crawford, can’t help but get offered sex with strangers wherever he goes. Isn’t that crazy? Some girls just have no decency. Can’t they proposition him in a dark park instead of scrolling a dirty note on a napkin in front of his FAMILY? Just recently the star was trying to have a birthday dinner out for his Aunt’s birthday and that was when the Slut-a-saurus attacked.
“I take them [family] to a really nice steak place for a birthday. There were two women walking up the stairs.
“Of course it has to be the most vulgar statement written on the napkin… Everything I learned about women from growing up in Texas was thrown out the window.”-GG

August 12th, 2008
When Molly Hartley turns 18 the curse takes effect and her soul belongs to the devil. Blah Blah blah…Chace Crawford’s in it! YEAHSIES!
Wait we saw the whole damn movie!