Clearly, some magazine now how to stay in print in a time of blogs… Having Channing Tatum on your cover is a sure way. I’m not sure if Tatum can act but I do know that he can model. I mean look at some of these photos. So in the February 2010’s issue of Details magazine, charming Channing chats up how he burned his penis one time!
“It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life…I’ve been to the hospital, gotten stitches, had broken fingers and toes. But this was a suffocating kind of pain…Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach.”
I love Us Magazine for this. I really do, like a passionate love. Alex will love me for posting this. How hot is ‘G.I. Joe’s‘, Chan Tatum? Very hot, and even hotter at 18 years old when he was a stripper at a revue called ‘Male Encounter’. It sounds like the title for a gay porno.
Back in 1999 in Florida, Channing was thrusting a thong strapped bulge for 50$ bucks a night. Hey Channing, I have $50. He stripped under the name Chan Crawford. I am so dying right now, I die! Look for this issue of US Weekly out on August 17th. You know you’ll want to put these priceless photos in your scrapbook. You perv!
Nobody puts Channing Tatum shirtless in the corner!
Chan the married man, (Boooo) is spoofing the classic film for a new parody video which hits MSN next week. I know, it’s weird to see web companies releasing spoof videos as if they were real movies to generate traffic, but we’re excited about this one. I’ll give MSN some traffic for Chan in tight pants and my grandmother’s wig.
“Dirty Dancing” premieres next Tuesday (July 28) on MSN.
Meanwhile…Chan is promoting his new movie with maneater and husband stealer Sienna Miller, so his new wife better watch out. She’s probably giving him a handy in this boat to a photoshoot RIGHT NOW!!
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