Christina Aguilera To Sing National Anthem at Super Bowl XLV

So apparently there is some football game thingy coming up that people get all excited about. Last year it was the most watched TV program ever. More than 153 million viewers. Am I missing something? I’ve only recently become interested in the sports world, ever since Brett Favre sent out those scandalous naked photos of himself (NSFW). Anyways, at this bowl thing that Fox is airing February 6 it was recently announced that Christina Aguilera will performing the national anthem.

“I have been performing the Anthem since I was seven years old and I must say the Super Bowl is a dream come true, I am really excited to be part of such an iconic event.”

It’s going to be a spectacle. The Black Eyed Peas are booked for the half time show.

Christina Aguilera Wasted at Jeremy Renner’s 40th Birthday Party

Is Christina Aguilera getting out of control… is she speeding down the tracks aboard the Britney Express on the Lohan line? She is all of a sudden much more interesting. Just after the scandalous reports of her attacking sweet little Julianne Hough at a Golden Globes after party (see article below) we hear this hilarious little gem. So… back on January 8th X’tina showed up uninvited to Jeremy Renner’s 40th birthday party and got completely ‘wasted‘. I am totes loving this party. This is what he had to say regarding her party crashing:

“Someone comes and tells me she’s in my room,” he told pals at the Jan. 16 affair. “I run up and open the door and I’m like, ‘Um, hi. What are you doing?’ She just starts slurring. Her boyfriend [Matthew Rutler] was rubbing her back. Who comes to someone’s birthday party that they don’t know and gets in their bed?! My parents were there!”

Another source added:

“Christina was a mess at that party. She acted like a fool. Her boyfriend was shushing her and telling her to go to sleep.”

Renner’s rep says that Aguilera “… was enjoying herself, but she wasn’t in his bed.” Whatever, we all know Chrisina is the next to be served up sloppy. Check this video of her showing up at the Golden Globes after taking a stumble. Drunky, drunky? Remind you of anyone?

Christina Aguilera Attacks Julianne Hough at Golden Globes After Party

Meow… Girl fight! What is going on with Christina Aguilera lately? Her divorce, her slipping career, she is on some sort of weight gaining roller coaster and although I loved ‘Burlesque’… I don’t think anyone else did.

Now Christina is fighting with co-star, Julianne Hough, at an after party. It’s getting messy. The story goes…

The confrontation took place Friday at a party hosted by CAA at the Soho House in West Hollywood attended by the likes of Julia Roberts, Colin Firth, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Ryan Seacrest, Hough’s boyfriend and a CAA client, was not present.

But Aguilera was, and she apparently wasn’t too psyched to see Burlesque costar Hough.

“Christina really got in her face,” an eyewitness told E! News, saying that Aguilera unleashed a verbal barrage at Hough.

Onlookers said Aguilera even grabbed Hough, leading the Dancing With the Stars hoofer to snap, “Don’t touch me!”

Before the two separated, Aguilera threatened to torpedo Hough’s burgeoning country singing career. Hough was said to be “visibly upset” by the incident, according to one insider. “The whole thing was troubling. People felt bad for Julianne.”

Aguilera’s rep, however, described the report as “nonsense.”

Where was Ryan? Although Aguilera could totally take him down!

Leaked Semi Nude Christina Aguilera Photos

Just in time to give one more bump in sales to her struggling musical flick ‘Burlesque’ Christina Aguilera is claiming that these photos were illegally obtained. She says that a hacker got in to her high priced personal stylists photo account. From there they made there way online and here to LAragmag. Here is her peoples statement to the media…

“The photos of Christina Aguilera being leaked to the press were illegally obtained by a hacker who tapped into Christina’s personal stylist’s account. The photos were taken in the privacy of Ms. Aguilera’s home and were used only in a personal exchange between the star and her stylist.”

This story stinks of a publicity stunt.

Christina Applegate Pole Dances Pregnant

I’m totes loving this Funny or Die video titled ‘Prenatal Pole Dancing’ They have Christina Applegate working a pole while pregnant to Christina Aguilera’s “Dirrty’. Loves it!

“Because you’re a total fatass you don’t feel sexy anymore. Prenatal pole dancing works because when men see pregnant women they know she’s down for sex.”

Good times!

Christina Aguilera With New Man

Recently divorced and already canoodling with a new man, Christina Aguilera was snapped by paparazzi on the streets of NYC doing the dating thing with Matthew Rutler, her new man.

She has wasted no time replacing her first of many husbands. This guy is doing well for himself dating Aguilera considering that they met while he was working as an assistant on the set of ‘Burlesque’. Talk about dating up. I give it a couple more months.

Does Burlesque Suck?


“This movie is so bad that it makes you realize how much you miss Showgirls. At the press screening I attended, the audience was laughing so hard I had trouble hearing the actors.” - Rex Reed

Maybe the only good thing coming out of ‘Burlesque’ will be the soundtrack. The critics have started to view screeners of Cher and Christina’s flick and they aren’t keeping quiet about their distain. I’ll probably still see it… I wasn’t expecting something Oscar worthy. The critic compilation over at Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 43%… Yikes! Here is what Rex Reed had to say:

Trash comes in all forms, but rarely in a sequined G-string. That’s all there is to a brain-dead, cliché-riddled pastiche of old Betty Grable movies called Burlesque. This one is strictly for Cher fans who like their campy shtick loud, lewd and ludicrous. But the biggest problem among many is that it’s not her movie. She’s hardly in it. Instead of an excuse to breathe oxygen into the twilight of Cher’s career, it turns out to be a slutty pasteup constructed out of spit and chewing gum to showcase the movie debut of the caterwauling Christina Aguilera. They should have all stayed in bed. This movie is so bad that it makes you realize how much you miss Showgirls.

At the press screening I attended, the audience was laughing so hard I had trouble hearing the actors. Twenty-five minutes before the end, the person next to me said, “If they’re gonna get a story outta this, they better hurry.” Don’t hold your breath. Burlesque is the celluloid equivalent to a Big Mac attack, and any resemblance to a plot is purely coincidental.

Now Christina is divorced and suffering from a declining career.

Christina Aguilera Sings ‘Something’s Got A Hold On Me’ on Ellen

Looking bloated, bleached, and breast’y, Christina Aguilera performed ‘Something’s Got A Hold On Me’ from her new flick ‘Burlesque’ on Ellen DeGeneres’ daytime talk show. No need to wait for the afternoon to see her whale out her new track, we have it here for you.

Even though Christina may appear to have just left the make up counter at Hot Topic there is no denying that this former Disney Mouseketeer can sing…You know you can hardly wait to see ‘Burlesque’.