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Colin Farrell doesn’t look much like his sexy self while on set for his latest flick, a comedy, co-starring Jason Bateman and Jennifer Aniston, titled, ‘Horrible Bosses’.

Yikes… A comb over and a pair of clippers to the chest…. Is he still do’able with this character look he is working?



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Ashton Kutcher Wears Boxers & Colin Farrell Wears No Underwear

Twitter loving Ashton Kutcher, proves that he surprisingly wears old man styled boxers while taking a break during filming his latest gig.

He is giving us all kinds of hotness in these photos… but yes, it is a slow news day. No worries, I know what you like.

Here is Colin Ferrall recently going for a much more minimalist approach when it comes to undergarments.


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Mad Men

Esquire has Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks is all juicy and billowing at the breasts for her sexy spread in the fold. She apparently is, “the best-looking woman in America”. The accompanying article is awesome. Men, you should absolutely read what she has to say. We hear women we know saying these things to us about their men all the time.

Here is what Christina has to say to all you men out there needing some words of wisdom from the lovely lady. Read and learn…

We love your body. If we’re in love with you, we love your body. Your potbelly, everything. Even if you’re insecure about something, we love your body. You feel like you’re not this or that? We love your body. We embrace everything. Because it’s you.

Speaking of your body, you don’t understand the power of your own smell. Any woman who is currently with a man is with him partly because she loves the way he smells. And if we haven’t smelled you for a day or two and then we suddenly are within inches of you, we swoon. We get light-headed. It’s intoxicating. It’s heady.

We remember forever what you say about the bodies of other women. When you mention in passing that a certain woman is attractive — could be someone in the office, a woman on the street, a celebrity, any woman in the world, really — your comment goes into a steel box and it stays there forever. We will file the comment under “Women He Finds Attractive.” It’s not about whether or not we approve of the comment. It’s about learning what you think is sexy and how we might be able to convey it. It’s about keeping our man by knowing what he likes.

We also remember everything you say about our bodies, be it good or bad. Doesn’t matter if it’s a compliment. Could be just a comment. Those things you say are stored away in the steel box, and we remember these things verbatim. We remember what you were wearing and the street corner you were standing on when you said it.

Never complain about our friends — even if we do. No matter how many times we say a friend of ours is driving us crazy, you are not to pile on. Not because it offends us. But because it adds to the weight that we carry around about her.

Remember what we like. When I first started dating my husband, I had this weird fascination with the circus and clowns and old carnival things and sideshow freaks and all that. About a month after we started dating, he bought me this amazing black-and-white photo book on the circus in the 1930s, and I started sobbing. Which freaked him out. I thought, Oh, my God, I mentioned this three or four weeks ago and talked about it briefly, but he was really listening to me. And he actually went out and researched and found this thing for me. It was amazing.

We want you to order Scotch. It’s the most impressive drink order. It’s classic. It’s sexy. Such a rich color. The glass, the smell. It’s not watered down with fruit juice. It’s Scotch. And you ordered it.

Stand up, open a door, offer a jacket. We talk about it with our friends after you do it. We say, “Can you believe he stood up when I approached the table?” It makes us feel important. And it makes you important because we talk about it.

No shorts that go below the knee. The ones almost like capri pants, the ones that hover somewhere between the kneecap and the calf? Enough with those shorts. They are the most embarrassing pants in the world. They should never be worn. No woman likes those.

Also, no tank tops. In public at least. A tank top is underwear. You’re walking around in your underwear. Too much.

No man should be on Facebook. It’s an invasion of everyone’s privacy. I really cannot stand it.

You don’t know this, but when we come back from a date, we feel awkward about that transition from our cute outfit into sexy lingerie. We don’t know how to do this gracefully. It’s embarrassing. We have to find a way to slip into another room, put on the outfit as if it all happened very easily, and then come out and it’s: Look at me! Look at the sexy thing I’ve done! For you, it’s the blink of an eye. It’s all very embarrassing. Just so you know.

Panties is a wonderful word. When did you stop saying “panties”? It’s sexy. It’s girlie. It’s naughty. Say it more.

About ogling: The men who look, they really look. It doesn’t insult us. It doesn’t faze us, really. It’s just — well, it’s a little infantile. Which is ironic, isn’t it? The men who constantly stare at our breasts are never the men we’re attracted to.

There are better words than beautiful. Radiant, for instance. It’s an underused word. It’s a very special word. “You are radiant.” Also, enchanting, smoldering, intoxicating, charming, fetching.

Marriage changes very little. The only things that will get a married man laid that won’t get a single man laid are adultery and whores. Intelligence and humor (and your smell) are what get you laid. That’s what got you laid when you were single. That’s what gets you laid when you’re married. Everything still works in marriage: especially intelligence and humor. Because the sexiest thing is to know you.

Don’t you love that?


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Colin Farrell

We are all going to have to make copies of Colin Farrell’s sex tape and give it to each other for Christmas because he’s back on the straight and narrow. We have a copy if you Rag Maggers want to come over for a screening of Farrell’s dark side. Sad, I know, but it’s probably for the best because he has a little son, and we’ve already seen him at his worst. Now let’s take a look at him during his best!

After taking time out to enjoy his five-month-old son Henry, Farrell is now getting back to work.
Last week he and Polish girlfriend Alicja Bachleda, 26, were in Ireland where he collected an IFTA – the Irish equivalent of an Oscar – for best actor for his role as an Irish fisherman in Ondine.-Read More

Awwwww no more drug fueled Farrell flings on footage for us!


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Colin Farrell Shirtless In Mexico

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This is what Colin looks like when he gets out of the shower. Hmmm…

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Bad boy celebrity and sex tape having, Colin Farrell was snapped looking delicious by hidden photog’s while tanning up his pasty Irish flesh in the sun on the balcony of his hotel in Mexico. Where is his ever present dangling Marlboro? I miss it.


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Colin Farrell Talks About His Sex Tape

If you haven’t seen Colin Farrell’s sex tape you are missing out on one of life’s many wonders.

To see him being so animalistic and shall we say hungry, was frightening and a turn on at the same time. Plus he had a shaved head at the time so it was like watching skin head Colin Farrell get it on…and on..and on.

Our neighbor Robert has the 20 minute video in it’s entirety burned onto a golden DVD, so we’re going to have a screening party.

Wanna come?



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Amy Wino Wet Or Colin Farrell?

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It’s hard to tell these days but it’s Colin Farrell.

He’s come a long way from eating “breakfast, lunch and dinner” if you know what we mean.

(Cough) Sex Tape! (Cough)


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Colin Ferrell

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“Fatherhood doesn’t change your life, it doesn’t, unless you want it to. And it took me about two-and-a-half years to [say] ‘What am I fighting?’ and ‘Why do I want to hold on to my idea of this youth?’… and allowed fatherhood to change my life.”

He should do one of those “The More You Know” PSA’s for NBC:

“Don’t be a druggie dad, grow up.”

Ding, ding, ding, dong.


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Collin Farrell Takes A Shower + Butt Shot

If you use your imagination this could be the build up of a great gay porn!

You get a nice butt shot at the end so it’s worth it.

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