This is what Colin looks like when he gets out of the shower. Hmmm…

Bad boy celebrity and sex tape having, Colin Farrell was snapped looking delicious by hidden photog’s while tanning up his pasty Irish flesh in the sun on the balcony of his hotel in Mexico. Where is his ever present dangling Marlboro? I miss it.

If you haven’t seen Colin Farrell’s sex tape you are missing out on one of life’s many wonders.

To see him being so animalistic and shall we say hungry, was frightening and a turn on at the same time. Plus he had a shaved head at the time so it was like watching skin head Colin Farrell get it on…and on..and on.

Our neighbor Robert has the 20 minute video in it’s entirety burned onto a golden DVD, so we’re going to have a screening party.

Wanna come?

It’s hard to tell these days but it’s Colin Farrell.

He’s come a long way from eating “breakfast, lunch and dinner” if you know what we mean.

(Cough) Sex Tape! (Cough)

“Fatherhood doesn’t change your life, it doesn’t, unless you want it to. And it took me about two-and-a-half years to [say] ‘What am I fighting?’ and ‘Why do I want to hold on to my idea of this youth?’… and allowed fatherhood to change my life.”

He should do one of those “The More You Know” PSA’s for NBC:

“Don’t be a druggie dad, grow up.”

Ding, ding, ding, dong.

If you use your imagination this could be the build up of a great gay porn!

You get a nice butt shot at the end so it’s worth it.