Clay Aiken’s New Underwear Model Man

One time American Idol runner up and current Broadway star, Clay Aiken has found himself a new claymate… this hottie actor and underwear model, Jeff Walters. Good for Clay, he is making the most of his fame and landing himself some guys way out of his league. This guy is one of the rare and exotic hot gay nerd types and Clay is just a gay nerd.

Clay has been spending a lot of time with Jeff in Texas this week. Clay was in attendance at a local production of The Rocky Horror Picture Show in Dallas to see Jeff in the role of Rocky. The couple then were spotted at a performance of The Drowsy Chaperon the following night then they showed up at the Gaylord Texan Ice Show the day after. In the days that followed, Clay and Jeff made coupley appearances at Pinkberry, Borders Bookstore and at the movies to see Black Swan. It turns out that Jeff Walters is also a part-time model for 2(x)ist underwear.

Pinkberry, Boarders, and ‘Black Swan’… could these guys get any more gay?

Christmas Gift Idea – Royal Panties for Auction

Need an idea for that hard to get a gift for girl (or pervert) on your Christmas list… a pair of Queen Elizabeth II’s underwear. They seem to be clean, no spotted dick in these knickers, I don’t know if that will help of hinder the sell of these royal rompers. Merry Christmas Momdy

The pair of panties came in to the possession of a famous Miami playboy named “Baron” Joseph de Bicske Dobronyi — or Sepy, as he was known. As the story goes, Sepy got them from a friend after they were left on a private plane when the Queen visited Chile in 1968.

People are freaks! I hope one day that my underwear, clean or dirty, will be sold at auction after my death.

Oh wait… yuck, they DO seem to be soiled! Dodgy queen.

Bret Michael Naked for Billboard

Hollywood loves a comeback. Bret Michael’s brain is back to normal and he is back to business. He is currently promoting his new VH1 show, ‘Life As We Know It‘, sans clothing for the cover of Billboard. Loving his impressive six pack and dirty blonde extensions, he should come out with a line of them.

Bret chatted up getting more than 15 minutes in Hollywood…

“Writers always use the phrase ‘aging rocker,’ and I’m like, “What other option do I have?” You’re either aging or you’re dead. So I’m embracing it.”

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Armani Jeans Full Video

Here it is peeps. Cristiano Ronaldo’s new Armani Jeans / underwear commercial.

Cristiano Ronaldo Wants You to Join His Official Facebook

Facebook fan? Does Cristiano Ronaldo seem a wee bit douchey in this video?

UPDATE: So I watched this again and I decided that he is not douche’y. He seems sweet.

What’s with the cheeky thumbs up? Sometimes it is better when sexy people don’t speak.

Cristiano Ronaldo in his Underwear for Emporio Armani… Again

Here are the latest shots of Cristiano Ronaldo working different balls than ones used for soccer.

Emporio Armani is getting their dollars worth with this underwear campaign featuring the soccer stud… and he didn’t have to date Madonna to get modeling work.

Vanity Fair Does Soccer

Athletes as of late have basically just become soft core porn stars interviewed only in their underwear and greased up limbs. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining but does anyone in America watch soccer?

Vanity Fair teams up with, Annie power lesbian Leibovitz to photograph some of the sports biggest ballers. Portugal’s Cristiano Ronaldo, Ivory Coast’s Didier Drogba, Cameroon’s Samuel Eto’o, and Brazil’s Kaká.

Cristiano Ronaldo for Nike

I have heard of working out in front of a mirror… but this is ridiculous. Hot. Ridiculous.

Here we have the latin Beckham, Cristiano Ronaldo making more money off the field than on. Speaking of off… doesn’t he become so much better looking with his shirt off? Well, whatever the case may be, here he is selling Nike shoes shitless and sexy. Shoes and sex, not a bad combo. I’ll take my combo extra large size please. Thanks.