Derek Hough Says No To DWTS 12

Oh no, say it isn’t so. Is hunky Hough going to go? Seems the delicious dancing blonde boy, Derek Hough, won’t be returning for a 12th season of the highly rated ‘ Dancing With the Stars’ this spring. Tear drop.

“I will be making it back to Dancing with the Stars in the fall. I’m just taking a little break and taking this chance to grow and expand a little bit as an artist. It’s like I told one of the producers on the show – I’ll come back with a whole new set of skills.”

He will be returning to the disco ball competition but he is taking the season off to play the lead role in some strange upcoming dance movie ‘Cobu 3D’, which is scheduled to film in New York and Toronto this spring.

“Hough will play a New Orleans street dancer who moves to New York and falls for an Asian drummer (played by Korean pop recording star BoA). The Romeo and Juliet-style love story (their dance groups are rivals) will be accented by “some incredible dance numbers,” says Hough. “People will see a much edgier side of me and these other styles of dance I’m capable of doing.”

Sounds lame. See you back fro season 13.

Ryan Seacrest & Julianne Hough – Again”

This relationship is almost starting to become believable… almost.

Hasn’t anyone told you it is rude to point?

Photographed together twice in less than two weeks. That is practically a marriage in this industry. We will see what develops with these odd couple, Ryan Seacrest and DWTS fame, Julianne Hough. Here the two questionable love birds shopping in Malibu. Cute… sorta. More weird, really.

Kate Gosselin’s Sloppy Baby Elimination from DWTS

Hey Kate, sweetie darling… you don’t have to cry for votes… you have already been eliminated. It’s just unsightly at this point.

Holding on to fame like an Octomom to a new baby, fellow baby factory Kate Gosselin had a really hard time with her elimination last night.

Girl, pull it together. It was all rather tragic and reeked of Jr High School desperation. I’m expecting to have a note passed to me at any moment from Gosselin with two boxes for me to check. Check this box if you still like me. Check this box is you don’t like me any more. Oh no! The teacher just grabbed the note from me and is going to read it to the class.

No. I don’t like you anymore.

That must have been really painful for Kate… having me not like her.

New Cast of Dancing With The Stars

Are you on pins and needles waiting for the next questionable cast of ABC’s, ‘Dancing With The Stars‘ that has ratings high enough to revive any career. Well… wait no longer:

Pamela Anderson
Niecy Nash of Reno 911
Nicole Scherzinger who is the Pussycat Doll’s lead singer
Evan Lysacek, Olympic skater
Kate Gosselin
Jake Pavelka – this season’s The Bachelor
NFL star Chad Ochocinco
ESPN’s Erin Andrews
Shannen Doherty
Buzz Aldrin

and… All My Children star Aiden Turner

This is Aiden Turner of All My Children. Guess who I am rooting for?