Archive for the 'Danny Bonaduce' Category

March 23rd, 2009

Congrats to our old friend Danny Bonaduce and his girl Amy. Danny finally realized that settling down with a girl who truly adores him like Amy was his happy ending string him in the face the whole time.
Now as your gay friends we have to say.. the pirate rings …are a different story, but that’s Danny for you.
“He wears that pirate jewelry. He normally wears, like, $12 rings, but this is the real thing,” she continues. ” He promises to get me a grown up engagement ring and wedding when we get married. This one is a Danny version for now.”
Reality show in 3..2…1…we open on a pregnant Amy.


February 18th, 2008

“Two girls I kissed turned out to be gay. I kissed Jodie Foster. She played my girl on The Partridge Family, and look what happened.”-Queerty.com


December 22nd, 2007

The morning show’s new banner on their website.
Whoa, Shake up at the station!!!
Yes, loyal listeners and fans, our source at the station told us yesterday that come the New Year, Danny Bonaduce will no longer be on The Adam Carolla Morning Show.
At first we were sad, until we learned that Danny will now have his own show on the station from 2-3 PM (or 4)!
So I guess this means in the new year they’ll be coming to us and offering us a five year contract to fill in Danny’s spot. Hooray!!
We will be on Adam Carolla January 3rd at 8:40 AM, so you know we’ll ask him about it then.


September 6th, 2007

OH Danny, Danny, Danny.
We missed his birthday so we took Danny out for a shopping extravaganza to all his favorite stores like Dragonfly on Melrose and Ed Hardy.
But you know we had to find some reason to get him naked too, so on his birthday date we also took him to Voda Spa in West Hollywood, just so we could get a picture of him naked!!!
Click here to see Danny’s unusually nice ass.
Not bad for a 48 year old right?


August 9th, 2007

So we did the Adam Carolla Morning Radio show with Danny Bonaduce and Teresa Strasser this morning… so much fun, as usual. If you missed it (losers) go to their site and give it a listen. It rocked!
Are you a Lynn or an Alex?
Anyways, so Danny and Lynn were having a smoke outside the studio and chit chatting when we decided to inquire as to what underwear Danny sports. Well, let’s just say Danny is not a shy type guy… and why would he be? If we had that body… we would always be naked. You gotta love Danny for giving us this shot!

We love Danny…dressed or undressed!


July 29th, 2007


Monday night we’re painting the town RED by going to Alex Quinn’s “Inspir(red) Event” benefiting Women and Children living with AIDS in Africa. Everyone attending is suppose to wear RED, but honestly we don’t think we one piece of red clothing so does that mean we have to run out and buy the T shirt?
We’ll be working the red carpet to bring you exclusive celebrity gossip from stars lik Tom Anderson (the face of MySpace), Wilmer Valderamma, Tara Reid, Bai Ling, Kevin Connelly, Macy Gray, Fergie, Will I Am, Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Mandy Moore, Kim Kardashian, Amanda Bynes, Joanna Krupa, Danny Bonaduce, Cuttino Mobley, Taye Diggs, Jesse Metcalf, Josh Henderson, Shannon Elizabeth, Nicole Eggert, Chudney Ross and many many more.
We’ve learned from experience usually only a third of the interview worthy crowd shows up, so we’ll see who’s feeling charitable, right?


June 29th, 2007

What people don’t know about Danny is he’s actually quite an insightful and fun guy to be around.
TMZ caught the former “Partridge” out at our friend’s restaurant, One Sunset, last night in West Hollywood, where he had four ladies hangin’ from his arms before he headed in for dinner.
LISTEN TO HIS WORDS OF WISDOM HERE.


June 20th, 2007

Celebreality just got taken to a whole new level! It’s about time VH1 gave us a new vision for their network. The Flavor Flav spin offs were becoming tiring and demeaning to the African American community.

NOT BAD! NOT BAD AT ALL!
Danny Bonaduce’s Child Star
In a world gone mad with delusional stage moms and money hungry agents, only one man knows how to save the endangered species known as the child star. “Danny Bonaduce’s Child Star” (tentative title) challenges Danny Bonaduce to seek out one great, aspiring, triple threat stage-hungry kid, identify them as a star, and train their driven stage mom or dad to be a supportive and fit parent who won’t end up driving their kid into rehab. Over the course of 8 hour-long episodes both kids and parents will participate in challenges to see if they have what it takes to make it in Hollywood. The kids will need to have talent and the parents will need to have the smarts to navigate Hollywood without ruining their child’s career.
Danny got another show, that bitch, we’re so jealous! Who is he sleeping with at VH1 because he is IN over there!

Salt and Pepper Show
On “The Salt ‘N Pepa Show,” VH1 will follow the ladies as they attempt to reunite on and off the stage in this funny, often touching reality series. They soon discover however, that achieving this is easier said than done since most of their past issues are still unresolved. Salt is angry about being unappreciated when they were together and Pepa blames Salt for breaking up the group. Their lifestyles are also polar opposites: Salt has indeed found God and is living a quiet life in Long Island with her husband while Pepa is still the party girl and up for anything. Can they overcome their differences long enough to heal their friendship and perform again?
YES! Finally a duo we care about, but instead of talking about sex they’re talking about menopause!

America’s Most Smartest Model
Beauty is a double-edged sword. It seems to be a commonly accepted notion in today’s world that an inverse proportion exists between brains and beauty – the prettier someone is, the less intelligent they are expected to be. And no one has it worse than models. But is this assumption really true? Do smart models exist, or does a life devoted to getting by on one’s looks make a person stupid? Now, VH1 will attempt to answer this burning question in “America’s Most Smartest Model.”
It’s hosted by Ben Stein but do we care if models are smart?
Click
From the producer of “America’s Next Top Model” and “Pussycat Dolls Presents: The Search for the Next Doll,” “Click!” will give 10 amateur photographers the chance to live out their wildest fantasies in pursuit of their ultimate dream: to become the next great fashion photographer”
WTF? How many of these shows can they possible do? IT SO OVER! No one becomes America’s top anything on these shows, except Idol. Get REal America!
Old Skool with Teri and Gita
It’s The Golden Girls meets Borat! “Old Skool with Terry and Gita” is a half-hour weekly series starring Terry Moore and Gita Hall as they explore the hottest topics in pop culture. Terry Moore, 77, a movie star from the studio days and ex-wife of billionaire Howard Hughes, and Gita Hall, 72, one of the world’s first supermodels, have an unquenchable thirst for life.”
Another production company is doing this same show, sucks for them!



June 9th, 2007

WE SLEPT WITH DAVIS, THAT NIGHT, AND THEN HE BROKE US UP! JUST LIKE REICHEN AND LANCE!

THE STRIPPERS WERE LITERALLY SHOVING THEIR DICKS INTO PEOPLE’S FACES SO YOU KNOW IT WAS A GOOD PARTY.

DANNY SHOWED UP TO SUPPORT THE GAYS, AND US, WHICH IS WHY WE LOVE HIM FOREVER! PHOTO COURTSEY OF mrnightlifeshollywood.com

RUTHIE AND REBECCA REALLY HIT IT OFF AND WERE HUDDLED IN THE CORNER TOGETHER ALL NIGHT. PHOTO COURTSEY OF mrnightlifeshollywood.com

DANNY’S WEARING HIS GIRLFRIEND’S JUICY COUTURE SHIRT TO FIT IN. WE’RE NOT KIDDING.

THIS IS AT THE BEGINING OF THE NIGHT WHEN WE WERE NOT DRUNK

LYNN’S STARTING TO THINK REBECCA AND ALEX ARE HAVING AN “EMOTIONAL AFFAIR”

ANDRE IS EVEN MORE ADORABLE IN PERSON, BUT HIS BOYFRIEND IS ALWAYS MIA, BUT ANDRE DOESN’T SEEM TO MIND.
